How did you fuck up today?

came inches away from a lawsuit by not paying attention to what was downhill in front of me, and almost smoked a jerry cutting across the run going about mach80 down a groomer. was pretty funny, though.
 
I dropped my iphone off a 2nd story balcony onto pavement yesterday while drunk. Somehow it was not damaged at all. Lifeproof for the win
 
My iPhone autocorrected "Hungry" to "Horny" on my phone...I was texting my dad.

Fuck.
 
Totally forgot to put saffron in the bouillabaisse broth I made at work today. Just realized it when I saw the title of the thread.
 
13399078:GANDALF said:
Totally forgot to put saffron in the bouillabaisse broth I made at work today. Just realized it when I saw the title of the thread.
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Glad I could help you realize that
 
Killed 2 birds with 1 Subaru. One bounced off the windshield and the other mostly went in the hood scoop and splattered all over the intercooler.
 
13399413:caucasian_chad said:
Killed 2 birds with 1 Subaru. One bounced off the windshield and the other mostly went in the hood scoop and splattered all over the intercooler.
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Since buying my wrangler I've hit so many fuckin birds. I dont know if its the flat windshield or something, but things just fuckin hit it. I think I've hit about 4 birds in the past 2 years.
 
13400426:Mingg said:
Since buying my wrangler I've hit so many fuckin birds. I dont know if its the flat windshield or something, but things just fuckin hit it. I think I've hit about 4 birds in the past 2 years.
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I took out a magpie last summer with my 4Runner, but the summer before I took out so many birds with my Volvo. Like 4-5 in one trip. They hide in the ditch and then a whole crapload of them fly out at the same time as you drive by.
 
13400433:saskskier said:
I took out a magpie last summer with my 4Runner, but the summer before I took out so many birds with my Volvo. Like 4-5 in one trip. They hide in the ditch and then a whole crapload of them fly out at the same time as you drive by.
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Yup that's exactly what happened to me. Never thought I'd get one in the hood scoop though. I hit them at about 85mph so it was quite a mess.
 
Got my friends fake taken at a bar in downtown Denver the other day. Pretty gay. But i ended up going to the cheesecake factory and getting a fat piece of red velvet cheesecake so the night was pretty much a success.
 
- ran out the door this AM for class and completely forgot some papers I needed to turn in for points. Had to kill an hour or so driving to my house and back to campus just for a 30 second interaction.

- Dropped my planner in the shitter, went to go adjust some things in my backpack, took it out and put it on the toilet paper dispenser, and my arm knocked into the toilet as it was flushing. Could have been worse considering I just dropped a real nasty deuce so it could have easily been covered in doo doo chunks.

these first two days of the week just fucking suck. im ready to crawl into a hole and sleep till the snow flies again. I fucking hate myself today.
 
13400651:xX*TACO-DOG*Xx said:
Judging by all the snaps from my friends it looked pretty wild.
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A bunch of ignant screaming ATL hoe! Twas pretty fun though, deffinatly wasn't expecting flosstradamus to show out with him.

borgore Set right before was absolutely insane, best live set I've ever seen
 
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