How did you fuck up today?

J-dollo

J-dollo

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I don't think this is a thread yet. But talk about something that you fucked up on today. For me, I cut a wire at my work that set a fire alarm off and made the rest of my crew have to stay 5 hours later than normal to fix it
 
I almost shit my pants in my stats class, ended up missing like 30 minutes of it. I'm sure I'll fuck up a few more times today so I'll keep you guys updated.

As long as I don't cave in and buy a tin I won't have fucked up too bad.
 
It happened yesterday but I feel the circumstances are too extraordinary to keep to myself

I was playing Frisbee in the Gulf of Mexico when my wedding ring fell off

I stayed planted for about an hour and a half and directed the search party consisting of my family members and a few random strangers

I got completely burnt all around and we finally called it off

Had to deal with an extremely pissed off wife and finally started to straighten things out

Got in touch with a guy from the Holmes beach pd who told me he'd go dive the area with a metal detector the next day

Came back to the beach to shoot an azimuth from the 45th St post to pass on to the diver

Saw a man with a metal detector and asked him how good it was at finding gold, he game me the "oh shit, you did not"

Gave him the best directions I had (directly into the water from a lady under an umbrella)

Stayed and watched the waves crash hoping to see a flash

Saw him scoop up some dirt and start to sift, then dump it all out

he did the same thing again and I heard a clinking noise

He pulled out a gold ring

I cried

I ran up to him and gave him a huge bear hug

Probably one of the coolest people I've ever met that Alan Rice, still thrilled that there are still nice people out there

Ended up calling the wife and telling her to come to the beach not telling her why

Reproposed since the first one was a little bit mean

talked to Alan for a half hour or so who refused any sort of gratuity

Got laid

Still plotting some sort of thank you for Mr Rice
 
13396809:soulskier said:
It happened yesterday but I feel the circumstances are too extraordinary to keep to myself

I was playing Frisbee in the Gulf of Mexico when my wedding ring fell off

I stayed planted for about an hour and a half and directed the search party consisting of my family members and a few random strangers

I got completely burnt all around and we finally called it off

Had to deal with an extremely pissed off wife and finally started to straighten things out

Got in touch with a guy from the Holmes beach pd who told me he'd go dive the area with a metal detector the next day

Came back to the beach to shoot an azimuth from the 45th St post to pass on to the diver

Saw a man with a metal detector and asked him how good it was at finding gold, he game me the "oh shit, you did not"

Gave him the best directions I had (directly into the water from a lady under an umbrella)

Stayed and watched the waves crash hoping to see a flash

Saw him scoop up some dirt and start to sift, then dump it all out

he did the same thing again and I heard a clinking noise

He pulled out a gold ring

I cried

I ran up to him and gave him a huge bear hug

Probably one of the coolest people I've ever met that Alan Rice, still thrilled that there are still nice people out there

Ended up calling the wife and telling her to come to the beach not telling her why

Reproposed since the first one was a little bit mean

talked to Alan for a half hour or so who refused any sort of gratuity

Got laid

Still plotting some sort of thank you for Mr Rice
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your story sounds like the opposite of fucking up
 
Forgot to turn my radio off during the annual health insurance meeting. Got a call to fix a carpet in the middle of an in depth analysis of the resorts new dental plan
 
13396809:soulskier said:
It happened yesterday but I feel the circumstances are too extraordinary to keep to myself

I was playing Frisbee in the Gulf of Mexico when my wedding ring fell off

I stayed planted for about an hour and a half and directed the search party consisting of my family members and a few random strangers

I got completely burnt all around and we finally called it off

Had to deal with an extremely pissed off wife and finally started to straighten things out

Got in touch with a guy from the Holmes beach pd who told me he'd go dive the area with a metal detector the next day

Came back to the beach to shoot an azimuth from the 45th St post to pass on to the diver

Saw a man with a metal detector and asked him how good it was at finding gold, he game me the "oh shit, you did not"

Gave him the best directions I had (directly into the water from a lady under an umbrella)

Stayed and watched the waves crash hoping to see a flash

Saw him scoop up some dirt and start to sift, then dump it all out

he did the same thing again and I heard a clinking noise

He pulled out a gold ring

I cried

I ran up to him and gave him a huge bear hug

Probably one of the coolest people I've ever met that Alan Rice, still thrilled that there are still nice people out there

Ended up calling the wife and telling her to come to the beach not telling her why

Reproposed since the first one was a little bit mean

talked to Alan for a half hour or so who refused any sort of gratuity

Got laid

Still plotting some sort of thank you for Mr Rice
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You are lucky you found it..
 
I ordered the wrong kind of external hard drive from amazon.

I also walked into the lounge of my dorm this morning, noticed hot boys cooking eggs, and tripped over my own feet. They laughed. It was awkward.
 
Im good at my job so I haven't fucked up there in a while..

I did green myself out by swallowing my first bong toke before work today though which is always cool, that was at 530 am.

I avoided a speeding ticket today which was cool, slammed on the breaks when the cop was behind a cube truck lol
 
I had a bunch of homework to get done after work today but I was mega hungover so I was worthless instead.
 
Not having the best luck with work this week. Spent a full night leading my crew to pull cables all night to the wrong spot, and then get called this morning to be yelled at. Awesome
 
13396809:soulskier said:
It happened yesterday but I feel the circumstances are too extraordinary to keep to myself

I was playing Frisbee in the Gulf of Mexico when my wedding ring fell off

I stayed planted for about an hour and a half and directed the search party consisting of my family members and a few random strangers

I got completely burnt all around and we finally called it off

Had to deal with an extremely pissed off wife and finally started to straighten things out

Got in touch with a guy from the Holmes beach pd who told me he'd go dive the area with a metal detector the next day

Came back to the beach to shoot an azimuth from the 45th St post to pass on to the diver

Saw a man with a metal detector and asked him how good it was at finding gold, he game me the "oh shit, you did not"

Gave him the best directions I had (directly into the water from a lady under an umbrella)

Stayed and watched the waves crash hoping to see a flash

Saw him scoop up some dirt and start to sift, then dump it all out

he did the same thing again and I heard a clinking noise

He pulled out a gold ring

I cried

I ran up to him and gave him a huge bear hug

Probably one of the coolest people I've ever met that Alan Rice, still thrilled that there are still nice people out there

Ended up calling the wife and telling her to come to the beach not telling her why

Reproposed since the first one was a little bit mean

talked to Alan for a half hour or so who refused any sort of gratuity

Got laid

Still plotting some sort of thank you for Mr Rice
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How was your first proposal mean?
 
Got my tax refund and instantly spent it on a trip to the carribean for yacht week. Perhaps a bad decision financially but hell, should one one awesome vacation
 
topic:J-dollo said:
I don't think this is a thread yet. But talk about something that you fucked up on today. For me, I cut a wire at my work that set a fire alarm off and made the rest of my crew have to stay 5 hours later than normal to fix it
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13397582:J-dollo said:
Not having the best luck with work this week. Spent a full night leading my crew to pull cables all night to the wrong spot, and then get called this morning to be yelled at. Awesome
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Jesus do something right for a change.
 
13397589:cool_name said:
How was your first proposal mean?
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Well, we were kind of ordered out of a vehicle after being stopped by the police. We were subsequently ordered to the back of our vehicle where I was then told to get down on one knee
 
did a shitty job of wrapping my ankle in athletic tape so there were pressure points skiing this AM that didn't feel too good, and forgot to take some ibuprofen so first runs today were very rusty.
 
I work in a structural steel shop, we have two overhead cranes to move beams and other steel around the shop. I was tired and in a rush and cut it a little to close to the doors while I was taking shit out of the shop, severed all of the wires that power the crane, which amounted to about 10K in damages, it was all bad.
 
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