How did you find NS?

i was having the wildest sex of my life with Josh (Crystal-needs-a-park). and he kept shouting out 'NEWWWWWWWWWSCHOOOOLERS.COMMMM!!!'. it was kinda scary. but i came here none the less.

SamDCaylor

''fuck you all. ill drink a case and drive. if i kill you, it's your fault. you stay the fuck out of my way. fuckers.'' - Derek
 
I found it while searching for skis a not this last winter but the one before, never made an account till recently.

i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
 
Looking for ski videos and pictures one time while skimotion was down... and thats how I ruined my life.

Motherfuckers...
 
i was looking for pictures on msn.com

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vive la Thurgood, Scarface, Brian and Kenny
 
my ass still hurts...

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

Smuggs has a good point. Julia Roberts tried eating me when i was an orphan, but i bit her toe off, so she left me alone. - misterbinz
 
^yeah, mine too

SamDCaylor

''fuck you all. ill drink a case and drive. if i kill you, it's your fault. you stay the fuck out of my way. fuckers.'' - Derek
 
yeah man, i owned you

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

Smuggs has a good point. Julia Roberts tried eating me when i was an orphan, but i bit her toe off, so she left me alone. - misterbinz
 
looking for reviews of twin tip skis. i was a guest for a while before someone in NSG finally pissed me off enough for me to make a username

-Strode

Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
 
freeskier mag there was an ad w/ a chinese schoolgirl pointin a gun at the head of his other girl on her knees, she was screaming newschoolers.com

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me gusta cabeza
 
i lost my phone in my ass...

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

Smuggs has a good point. Julia Roberts tried eating me when i was an orphan, but i bit her toe off, so she left me alone. - misterbinz

i was having the wildest sex of my life with Josh (Crystal-needs-a-park). and he kept shouting out 'NEWWWWWWWWWSCHOOOOLERS.COMMMM!!!'. it was kinda scary. but i came here none the less. - SamCaylor
 
^hahaha that's awesome.

a friend sent me links to pictures, I roamed for a while and then joined.

-Lauren

Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY

Fistin' Mad Bitches!

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.
 
I was SO stoaked when i saw that ad it was so chill that everyone in the world that saw it has to have come here

'Out of the ashes of my failures.... Shall rise the empires of my success'
 
I googled 'XXX hot guys' and sam caylors NS profile came up so I joined the site hoping to get closer to him.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'221 is fucking hilarious'

~221
 
i think i was searching around for ski games

'On a scale of 1 - 10, you all are extremely gay' - coolcat410

'Wow, half of you people is morons' - sporegasm

'im gonna vote fer bush bec he has done good things' - estaked

'There is nothing wrong with Pres. Bush.' - ScratchCobra66

'Everyday the biased scum-of-the-earth imbecile that is Bill O'Reilly never ceases to amaze me with his overall idiocy and lack of grey cells between his ears.' - trevorwoulddoit

 
i tried to go to Newschooler.com and i accidentally typed Newschoolers.com and i came here.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

MiKeE: If Shaun White is hot I hope I'm ugly.

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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
 
i dont remember. i mightve been looking for ski stunt simulator.

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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**

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poorboyz.com

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ya, i know, mommy and daddy got me a cell hpone, but it was for safety reasons while driving the lexus they bought me.
 
SBC Skier

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^^ Lumpy ^^

You don't get to choose how you're going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you're going to live. Now.

We're just two lost souls swimmin in a fish bowl, year after year. Runnin' over the same old ground, what have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
 
from a friend

Take me to your special place,

Close your eyes show me your face............I'm gonna piss on it

 
freeze forums about 3-4 years ago

SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE

1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES

2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity

3.POACH everyone's favourite lines

4.IGNORE all posted signs

5.EVADE patrol at all costs

6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones

7.DRINK to excess

***C*C*R***
 
I found it in 2001 from a freind and was on for awhile with the screen name rossiskier, and then left and then came back here one day because i was bored, and i wanted to go skiing.

FARP

'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!?'

-Dane Cook.
 
sam

I dont want a large Farva!

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...
 
talking smack in either the poorboyz forum or the freeze forum... i dont remember which.

Mercy's eyes are blue

When she places them in front of you

Nothing holds a roman candle to

The solemn warmth you feel inside

 
the poorboyz forum was the SHIT

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ya, i know, mommy and daddy got me a cell hpone, but it was for safety reasons while driving the lexus they bought me.
 
my friends who skied, then they got me into skiing and told me about ns.com

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if your floating down a fiver in a cement canoe, and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house?

NONE! ice cream doesnt have bones.....

 
ahhhhhhhhh i don't remember how i came here!!!!

-Ira

Member No. 8857

Viva La Rèsistance

i think the hustle dance is pretty sick - DENALI44
 
From CJ!

god bless you Chris Jones

thats nothing, try calling the teachers nephew a retard so she freaks out and shoves a meter stick up your ass and tells you to jump up and down on it, towards the end of the year i would call her nephew a retard everyday just so i could bounce up and down on a meter stick, the other classmates even paid to take off my clothes while i did it - Lateralis

f i was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

 
checkig out the line site which led me to poorboyz productions which led me here

no snow..

no girls..

no future..

Snowfall dictates the days activities if its snowing do it another day...
 
searching for ski clips

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''I'd rather die in flaming glory than live a life of mediocrity.''

-Mark Hoppus
 
i was on a shit website called GETBOARDS when someone mentioned the site and saved my life

-COUNTRY MUSIC GIVES YOU HERPES-

- Hey kids, theres juice under the sink! -

Recipe for making an ass of yourself:

1. Become as gay as possible.

2. Try to fit in.

3. Drink the bong water.

 
goooooooooooooogle

we bet this retarded kid to smoke a blunt on a bus. he got a 30 day suspension and had to go to court... oops.-Skiierman

no, you get a rear wheel drive car, and do a donut, and punt them across the street with the tail of the car. that's how to do it with ghetto bling bling steeze.-Bangor

 
i dun rember. I think it was when i was lookin for how to and how not to do a 360.

JIBARITO

(its actually a restaurant in Peurto Rico)

Guitaring for life

 
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