How Cool Are Your Parents?

my parents let me have partys in high school. even booted for me and drove some of my wasted friends home at 3am.

you can't tell us we can't sell Pent House in Abbotsford!
 
My dad kicks ass! He ditches work to go skiing with me on powder days and call in with excuses like, 'I have eye trouble, just can't see going to work today.' He's also just super cool to chill with, we talk about nearly everything.

 
well if both of your dads are gay i would know...

first to figure out what lathgwanh means.

ns ogre crew
 
today i got to drive the volvo. sweet.

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'Somebody done gone and burned a hole in my shirt!' -some drunken hick who wandered into my hotel room
 
not too cool. my mom is completely stressed out all the time so i can never do anything.

Skeletor? You don't know who Skeletor is? Sheeeeiiittttt.....
 
my parents are cool, they give my friends a place to sort of hide out i guess. or advice if they can't talk to there own parents

Seize the carp
 
my mom is a bitch, but my dad is pretty cool, he probably skis 100+ days a year and is 50 and rips, he is really good friends with a owner of a cat skiing operation and gets to go for free always, without my dad i wouldn't be the skier i am today.

'proud citzen of the NS Isle'

BE YOURSELF
 
my parents suck

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

me think u need realize that we dun give a fuck..' cams

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!

 
my parents fucken suck too,i dont like them

President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
my mom eats lots of dyke sandwhiches and shes is annoying as fuck, but my dad is cool guy.

peace,paul

'handin out flyers is jus fuckin ridiculous...when you give somebody a flyer its like...say man...why dont you go throw this out for me?'

-mitch hedburg
 
I got caught for throwing a party and i drank almost a twelve and when my mom asked what did I drink i was like 'only a sixer..' WWHAT? A SIXER?! YOU COULD HaVE DIED,YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO DRINK SO MUCH!!!'' i'm 16½...

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Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

'Nigga Please- from the makers of Cracker Ass-crackers.'
 
She'd propably taken me to a stomach wash if i had told her i drank more than that..

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Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

'Nigga Please- from the makers of Cracker Ass-crackers.'
 
yeah, my parents are pretty laid back. They just get pissed if they dont know where I am.

-MiKeE LiFsHiTz-

***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***
 
my mom is a bitch, short anger chord thing and yells at me 24/7. my dad rocks! he is going heli skiing durring his work, and he teaches me stuff all beyond my years, plus he admidts that all he wanted was sex, till he met my mom, i can see y...

*~*SUPER BUNNY*~*

slow minded

olives taste good

how can a fat cow get all the way over the moon??
 
mikee, my parents are the same way...like if i don't call my mom by like 8 when i go out with my friends, she'd get angry

=J. KIESEL=

Member of The Being In a Club Club
 
mikeo, you 'almost' drank a 12,wow thats hardcore dude,thats crazy,2 beers and im on my ass,i wish id be able to almost drink a 12

President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
not cool. can't talk about aything comfortably, even though they offer to

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

 
i like my parents, they let me do a lot of shit unless its like shotting people with paintballs or something with guns, they say its too realistic

trust me, the '' things aren't actually there

'Know this now, you are only killing a man'-Che Guevaras last words

 
i am 20...my parents can talk all they want but it doesn't matter anymore.

but really, my parents are fucking awesome. Never given me any trouble over anything really. Pretty great i must say. Just don't be a little faggot and you'll probably all get along with your parents better.

Hey Kids! Sell Crack to Support Newschoolers!

FROSTMONKEY
 
yea dude, do ok in school, dont get in much trouble and your ok, they let you do a lot and have a lot of freedom.

trust me, the '' things aren't actually there

'Know this now, you are only killing a man'-Che Guevaras last words

 
not very cool..

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I was telling Shorty like --

Yo Shorty, you don't even gotta go to summer school

Pick up the Wu-Tang double CD

And you'll get all the education you need this year

YouknowhatImean?

 
my parents are poopy

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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**

 
i do really good in school i dont get in trouble and im nice to the but they still impose all this shit on me for no apparent reason, its annoying

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

me think u need realize that we dun give a fuck..' cams

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!

 
My step dads an asshole and we dont really talk. My mom is kick ass... parties drinking anything like that is cool as long as if ur drinking u give ur car keys to her. Shes been buyin me booze since I was 16. With my mom as long as I work in school and stay outta trouble she stays off my case. Lets me skip school as long as I talk to my teachers and get my work. so ya my mom can be a bitch but whatever

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Girl All The bad Guys Want!

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Boys are like Clothes... Highly Over-rated!!!
 
intellectually speaking, they kick some ass

and my step dad has a freakin awesome sense of humor

but all they do on the weekends is garden, read, do more work, cook some elaborate gourmet-ish, go to church, and garden more. not my peice of pie.

premium quality!!

~marian
 
My folks dont mind me doing drugs or alcohol, but they can be real bitches at time to time about the smallest things.

'what can we do to stop this war?'

'Leagalize PORN'

'Its allready legal'

'Not the kind i like'

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party and OTC

***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***
 
my dads pretty gay but he in the snowmobile industry so we always have new snowmobiles and factory suits and my mom is cool

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!

 
haha suckers. I did weed with my parents in Jamaica. First and only time.

-MiKeE LiFsHiTz-

***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***
 
my dad bought a camper so he could take me to vermont every weekend so i could ski. He doesn't ski, he stays in it during the day while i ski.

My mom took me to my frist grateful dead show, told me stories about smoking pot when i got arrested, and she just told me that when i move out of the house she is going to sit around all day getting high and having sex. So the sex part isn't cool but still.

-chris
 
My parents are pretty cool. Like my dad will let me skip a few days a year to go up skiing. Also, since my brothers are at college, I get the whole upstairs part of the house to myself. So when I have friends over, they'll never bother us. The only thing I dislike is that my dad will constantly yell at me for stupid things which gets really annoying. Also, they get really pissed if I'm home like 5 minutes late cause they think I'm gunna get raped or something. Also, they don't trust me alone with guys.

-Sara

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Member of the OTC!

Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com

 
live with my dad and he's pretty hardcore. lets me smoke in the house and I can drink as long as I don't get sick in the house

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'I say don't drink and drive - you might spill your drink' - NOFX

'Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.'
 
my parents are pretty laid back, they let me go anywhere to do whatever i want whenever i want as long as i dont come home in a dead or anything

'isnt it hard to ski backwards? dont you hit stuff?'
 
yeah, my parents are pretty chill. They let me do most anything i want. But its weird, ill do something major and think that they are gonna kill me but they end up not caring. Then they go and get pissed off at me over some minor stupid shit. But hey i cant complain, theyre aight.

-Dan

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We didn't just build a car. We started a religion.

Freedom's just another word for nothin' left to lose.

If Pigman had a car he'd give you a ride.

 
my parents are weird, when i got crappy grades, they sucked and gave me shit all the time and i had to be home by 10 now i have a 3.5 and i can stay out until 12:00 and they don't give me shit about anything.

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Friend:oww shit my head!

me: what did you do?

friend: i fell down the stairs

Me: and you hit your head?

friend:No, my wrist

snoogins

Vancouver - good weed, hockey, and the Blunt Brother

Canada, better than the us

-an ashamed american

 
i dunno, the more i look at it, my parents are kinda weird. everyone in town knows my dad because he's 'The Voice' and a bunch of people know my mom too cause she's a waiter at the best steakhouse in town and super nice. i used to think, and a bunch of people are still under this impression, that my parents are super chill and that they would be cool with me having *A* beer in a social situation (these are older people in town and my bosses and shit) but if i ask for the occasional beer or glass of wine, even in special situations, they look at me like im on crack. but, that partial two-facedness aside, my parents rock. they both ski like hell, my dads got a double major in history and political science and we have pretty similar views on politics and shit, and they are pretty open. i actually asked my mom if she was afraid of getting involved with my shit, and she was just like 'well, i know you drink, i know you've experimented with weed (pphhhh, experimented, lol) but i know you've always been a level headed kid so im not really worried.

Yeah, my parents are pretty cool.

The Cameron Crowe of the ski industry, just watch...
 
my parents arent to great they are stressed out about shit all the time. They yell at me pretty much every single night when i come home so i just dont listen anymore. Dont talk to my dad much anymore cuase i fight with him all thee time my mom is pretty cool. they are against drinking and everything but i just got good at lying so they never find anything out. i just cant wait till i get done and out of high school

Rastafarians believed Ronald Reagan was the Anti-Christ

 
Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of their unwanted people without killing them use to burn their houses down - hence the expression 'to get fired.'

 
my mom is cool, and my dad is the biggest hardass in the world, but still pretty cool- just have to learn how to not catch him when he's in a mood to be a hardass. but other than that, they're cool, i never have to ask them to do shit, i just go do it.

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Drop cliffs, not bombs

Make turns, not war
 
my parents are hella cool, i hvae to be home at 12 but if it's special occasions i can come home later even though i usually end up home by 12 anyways...they're cool though, htey caught me having a party and smoking pot and they didn't ground me or anything..hella

Skifree737:

why you be hatin on puppies, puppies never hurt you
 
My parents are always trying to get me wasted, like they put it in my food and shit, sneaky bastards.

HOMOSEXUALITY RULES!
 
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