How come...

[Pigletpen]

snowskates are so dopester

and snowlerblades are the gayest thing since 2 lubed up guy poodles ina shiny lubey embrace?

 

[Pigletpen]

bukah!

 

[Stan_Darsh]

because they are completely fuckin different

 

[Pigletpen]

are they?

i mean snowlerblades are just short skis technically.

and since there is a snowlerblade on the bottom of a snowskate...

are they really that different?

really?

 

[Stan_Darsh]

nope they are still completely different

 

[Pigletpen]

i see your point.

i am ashamed.

 

[TrouBle_MaK3r]

seriously is it possible to make snowblades look cool?

 

[Pigletpen]

only if you have poles and you have to have your pants tucked into your boots with the power straps hangin low.

 

[Albino]

long answer, only if you stretch them by 5 feet, widen them by 2 inches, add poles and lend the rider some fucking testicles.

short answer, no.

 

[FigmentFilmski]

if snowblades too control of earth and destroyed skis and snowboards and everyone started snowblading, they still wouldnt be cool