Dude, it's the only purple channel on cable, you can't miss it, here's what you do:
1) Turn on the fucking television
2) Sit on the goddamn couch
3) Get a soda or a pack of chips or a bong or something
4) Go to the purple channel (it's the ugly one)
5) Watch for a couple minutes, and then when the homeless man asks you for a sip of your drink, hit from your bong, etc. tell him: 'The eagle flies at dawn.' And he'll put on the Orage Masters for you.
-Teddy