How can I fuck with our foreign exchange student?

Option 1) Give her aids, she won't know.

Option 2) Call her family back home and pretend you are a Life Planning Clinic telling her parents her tests have came back as positive for pregnancy, that'll fuck her day up.
 
Just say all the things Gordon Ramsey says and she'll feel right at home. "GET OUT YOU BLOODY TWAT"
 
WHY WONT YOU JUST LET ME TAKE A DUMP?!?!?! I HAVE NEEDS TOO, MORGAN, SHITSTAINED, SMELLY NEEDS, STOP LIVING IN DENIAL AND JUST SET ME FREE
 
2 girls 1 cup, people. Thats basically all me and my friends do when we hang out. we braid each others hair, discuss which one of the One Direction boys we think are the cutest and shit in a cup. Yay slumber parties!
 
Having an exchange student was one of the coolest thing to ever happen to me. I mean, she was a beautiful chick from Brazil, but that doesn't mean anything.

She lived with my family for a year and ended up being a part of the family. She visited at least once a year every year since 2001.

This year I went to her wedding in Brazil and it was just amazing. Exchange students are awesome if you really connect with them.
 
God damn I wish I connected with her sexually. I was only about 9 when she was first staying with us though.
 
Every morning, wake yup and walk into her room, stroll to her bedside, bend down, and whisper in her ear if she wants tea and crumpets. Then leave and shit on her coat.
 
check out this Norwegian forest cat

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We had a Mexican exchange student and we convinced him that everyone dyes their pubes. He even bought T-shirt dye and tried dying them several times. But he was also a guy so it's different.
 
Last I year there was a foreign exchange student at my house. He was from south korea, and I hated him.

I had dreams about hurting him...
 
Take a crap in her marmite:

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... although it already tastes like shit and she probably won't even notice.
 
Can we all take a minute to admire this post again? Without a doubt, one of the funniest posts I've ever seen on here.
 
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