How can I fuck with our foreign exchange student?

[Spic-N-SpaN]

Shes kind of just a huge cunt. All she does is talk shit about how bad everything in america is and brings weird ass scummy guys back to the house, and thinks shes the shit.

How can I fuck with her, making her life harder with out her knowing anyones fucking with her?

She speaks perfect english by the way.

 

[corona]

what country is she from?

 

[CheddarJack]

1. Pics?

2. Where's she from?

3. How old is she?

 

[proZach]

Give her vd. Welcome to America, now get the fuck out

 

[edai]

Rape her, it'll be hilarious!

 

[Benedetto.]

The rest of the world supposedly thinks that we are fat ignorant slobs but maybe everyone else in the world is the problem and they are all just arrogant pricks!

This is huge generalization and I don't truly think that..

 

[theBearJew]

Agree with her. She wants to cause a stir, if you just agree with her then she probably will shut up.

 

[Sneaky_Aziz]

Hahahaha yeah bro this, and then be FRIENDS with her hahaha she'll be all like, "Wat" lmfao

 

[Spic-N-SpaN]

Its more that she would still just be a skank no matter where she lived.

and shes from england for who ever asked

 

[Kooky_Lukey]

Why would you even make a thread without pics?

Get real dude.

 

[rigzz]

hit it. If you do a good job. She'll stop whinning, and if you are crap. Then you are doomed.

 

[Bateman]

i'm hosting an exchange student at the moment. I fucked with him only once.

 

[cubber]

i like rating posts

 

[artfullydodged]

Create a fake news article about her home country being nuked.

 

[cope+]

This will work

 

[Bateman]

This would be hilarious.

 

[alex=]

Copious amounts of K to you my good sir

sidenote: tried to fuck our hot ass lithuanian exchange student, didn't work. at all

 

[*Bird]

you think she would actually believe that...

 

[ZeechMcHuck]

This is one of the greatest ideas.......ever.....in the world.

 

[MNS]

maybe shes right. murics sucks and you're jealous

 

[kung_powpow]

have sex with her.

 

[Jane6]

ask her when her baby is due or something else implying that shes getting fat. That will most likely make her insecure about her body for life.

 

[Jane6]

U wot m8?

 

[daannnnieel]

Have you even asked her to stop doing the actions you don't like? If not, try that. If so, tell the next weird guy who shows up at your house she has herpes or something like that, and to back the fuck off. Get that shit to spread, and then that problem will be gone. As for the whole bitching thing, tell her to stop bitching and get used to it.

 

[.Rybak.]

Make sure it says north korea did it though.

 

[artfullydodged]

Obviously it would take some work to make it believeable. You'd probably need to make fake articles on at least 3 credible websites and have a few of her facebook friends post them. Get some randoms to tweet about it. Call her and act all sympathetic and scared.

This is nuclear war man, you've got to sell it!

 

[Abu_Hajaar]

Get her hooked on meth, it'll be hilarious!

 

[brotherdad]

I have one from Austria, she sleeps in the bedroom under mine. I whisper down the vent holocaust jokes sometimes. I wonder if she hears me.

 

[KaneDog]

Story Time.

Last year we had a foreign exchange student at our home, and he was rooming with me. He was a super chill dude, really into movie making.

Anyways, one night we got super drunk together at the house. He ends up telling me he's gay and has a massive crush on me. I went into my room, locked my door and went to bed. I woke up told my mom, then went skiing. I came back from skiing and he was moved out. He texted me for weeks but i never replied.

The thing is, he was always right next to me and touching me, but i just thought that was the European way.

Shit was fucked

 

[BertBoyd]

pics

 

[Rosbif]

Errr, yeah, because the UK is the fattest nation on earth, wait, no it's not, the US is, by a mile!

 

[*ninja*]

wrap her car with seran wrap

 

[Jane6]

ahahaha! you sir are a gentleman and a scholar

 

[FLBP]

Kill her parents and put cook them into chili.

 

[SupaHotFire]

Put Ricin in her food. That will teach her smelly face.

 

[d00d]

Well we need pics of this foreign exchange student so that we can advise you on whether or not to fuck her

 

[Stickity]

this.

 

[dilla_says_go]

walk into where she sleeps at night and piss all over her. pretend you are sleepwalking and write it off as an "accident".

 

[Stickity]

or "i thought they did this in your country"

 

[CaelW]

Or get a weird guy with herpes to get with her

 

[whoa-dere]

you need pics dawg! i wish i have fun foreign exchange student stories. there has been a norweigian one and a french one, nothing funny happened.

 

[Spinoza]

Tell her it's a legal requirement for her to suck your d once a week. Then tell her it's illegal for her to tell anyone about it.

Bam

 

[RimJobber]

Or just rape her. And if she says shes gonna call the cops respond with "what are they gonna do? They cant un-rape you"

 

[MothaHucker]

I don't think the fattest nation is determined by miles.

 

[skiSBmaine]

Tell her penis is slang for a cheeseburger. Try to catch her saying "I really want a penis" or "that penis was delicious"

 

[RimJobber]

She knows English bro

 

[himay5]

Remind her who won the Revolutionary War and then proceed to rub her toothbrush on your genitals.

 

[spliff.Life]

still waiting for age country and pics.

Fake new article would be funny, but too easy to figure out

being nice would only temporarily confuse her

You need to get a vile of liquid lsd and dose her before school or church or something really important

 

[DutchMastaTHC]

solid idea right here

 

[spliff.Life]

fail. England is the correct answer.

 

[skiSBmaine]

Whoops, missed that she was from uk