How can I acquire a dui ticket?

[WasnatchMonster]

I have been trying to get a dui for awhile but I am always unsuccessful at getting pulled over. I think it would be pretty funny if I could get a dui before I turn 20, but maybe I am just too good at drunk driving. Even when I am high cops still won't pull me over. What am I doing wrong?

 

[AptosFreeskier]

No.

 

[WasnatchMonster]

Actually I have been driving for a number of years, and have been drinking for even longer. Guess if I wanna get things done I'll have to crash into a squad car or something..

 

[ryantheconnolly]

my name is inigo montoya, you killed my father, prepare to have your thread deleted