So one time I was at my girls house & we were gettin' ready to go boating, drinking, ridin', ya know a typical afternoon.  I grabbed up on some of her nair to hit up a lil bit, of my chest (or maybe all of it) before we went out.  Unfortunately, I did not take the time and care so as to avoid muh nips..nope, just rubbed nair all over those bitches.  Left it on for a few minutes before i felt the icy, burning, skin disintegrating power of a nuclear reactor.  I'll never do that again.  I think it took about three weeks before they were somewhat normal again.