How are babies made?

ECB

ECB

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Like seriously, I know, a penis goes into a vagina and out comes a baby

But how is it made in the female?

I can't google it, because the images excite me, so can someone (hopefully ar6rider since he's a doctor) explain to me how babies are grown?

Is it like feeding frenzy?
 
nope, thats all their is too it. as soon as the penis leaves the vagina, that kid is practically hanging onto your dick as it comes out.
 
The seamens swim around eating small pieces of the female body, then the seamens all touch penises fusing into a miniature human which then grows in water like those dinosaur toys in cheerios boxes
 
No that big bird with the big beaks gets babies from the garden and brings them to people who want to be parents. Vagina? That's a city in saskatchewan isn't it? And penis, you for got the space between pen and is....
 
girls eat and eat and eat and eat and then soon because they don't poop they have a build up of food (thats why their stomachs are so big) and then they poop a baby out of their vagina
 
Girls never poop ever though. One time my sister thought she could do it and her whole body turned inside out. It sucked because there was nowhere left to put my dick in
 
When a husband and a wife love each other very much, they hug eachother real close. When Jesus sees them hug like this, he smiles. That night when the mommy and daddy are sleeping, Jesus flies down to earth, into their house through the chimney and into their bedroom. Then he takes off the mommy's underwear and pees in her butt. 9 months later, the mommy poops out a baby.

And that's the miracle of life.
 
Yeah I used to think they just crapped like rose petals or something, but then I found out here on NS that girls have a special organ that transforms waste into tears, which is why girls cry so much.
 
so you're saying this really religious girl im trying to pork but can't was right about waiting until we love each other? well fuck that, back to the sluts
 
Well fuck, the only reason I stopped going after sluts was because my scabbies was acting up, but I guess I'm back on them
 


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pee pee goes into vajay jay then blows up and white stuff comes out. This vid explains the rest
 
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So, basically...a man has sex with a woman, the man tells her that she sucks in bed, she gets depressed and starts eating...a lot. She gets fat, god feels bad that the woman is so fat, so he sends a magical stork down with a baby that he created by chopping off his left pinky toe (which grows back instantly to make more babies). Sometimes god fucks up, makes an improper cut, and you get a baby with Down's Syndrome. That's ok though, because you can just smother it and ask for a refund, and the stork will swing by with a fresh, cute little baby and take away the dead Down's baby in a pillowcase full of hate and regret.
 
Impressive, and by the pictures, I'd suck it

The only last question is, if you can refund a baby that has downs, is there a restocking fee? That would explain why some people still have downs
 
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