How about girls..A perfect guy?

i feel sorrow for the guys with lots of hair, they really cant do anything about it. Shaving and waxing is SO gay.

'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.
 
Yep, they're just stuck being hairy fiends who never get women.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

 
lol, poor bastards...

'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.
 
The really sad part is that a guy's love life can be ruined just because he has a little more hair on his body than the average bear.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

 
Bull shit. You make all of us sound like we're shallow bitches. Sure we like a guy that looks good but we don't use the same rules for guys that we do for shoes! Shoes you can live with them as long as they look hot, if they hurt we live with it. Guys you can't deal with a hot guy who is just miserable, if a hairy guy meets up to all of our other standards he has a good chance! Not all hairy men end up single! Look at Sarah's dad...

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'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'

 
okay, rad skier first and foremost. taller than me, athletic but not 'built', shaggy hair, nice, hot, well-dressed, and doesn't wear cargo pants. I hate cargo pants so much.

'You two are the blackest white chicks I have ever met.' ~Danny M
 
Hahahaha Tiffy. Anyway, there was this kid in my PE class sophomore year who was really short and really really hairy (I guess puberty hit him hard in some places and just grazed the surface in others). The other guys in our class called him Chubacca (or however you spell that damn animal thing's name).

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie
 
okay the perfect guy:

- rips at skiing, and appreciates the fact that i do as well

- longish hair turns me on

- lives in the reno/tahoe area

- likes other sports

- educated

- 17-22

wow i feel like i just filled out a personal add.. but yea ofcourse the guy has to be nice and laid back too.. but also has a crazy side like me

'..I am like what the f--k are you talking about. I am a skier..' -eric pollard

 
How do you see a guys ass, Not many wear pants tight enough or shirts short enough for any sort of definition to be seen...

-Mike

MauiiMedia
 
I like an ass that when we are kissing is a nice squeeze. Yeah, hehe

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'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'

 
I'm the perfect guy ;)

...no seriously! lol

I just broke up with my girlfriend as of yesterday too, don't all jump at once now ladies haha. Obviously no guy who would say 'hey im the perfect guy' would be the perfect guy lol. But...im sure that I come close.

'Progression is Everything'

A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend will be sitting beside you saying: 'That was fucking awesome!!'

'My stomach tastes like sugar. It tastes so good that I want to puke so I can taste it's sugary goodness.' -Some Stoned Kid at a party I was at

The Best Pickup Line: 'Baby, you're gonna end up sucking someones dick here tonight, so it might as well be mine.'
 
my perfect man

fabio.jpg'


Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
hahaha. mmmmm fabio

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Listen to Bob Marley

 
Poopy Doop, Lemon Scoopy

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I have the answer to everyones questions about 'god' GO ATHIEST

and now the moment you've all been waiting for..........MONKEY FACE!!! @(OoO)@
 
I want a girl to grab my ass, but its not going to happen inless i have a 50 in my back pocket.

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

Sluty girl: 'Im so bad that i run with gangs'

Cartman: 'Yea well, I run with Ten Gangs..'

-South park episode
 
SiverCartel sounds a bit desparate.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

 
yeah...hardcore body buildres are really gross. You can see all of their veins and such yuck

-Catie

~*~*Good things come in pretty packages!*~*~

'I come from a Christian family...' lol Lizzybeth

'Girls have balls...they're just higher up'- Shay

make boursht, not bombs!
 
pecks are sexy...

wtf does this mean???

wm 22 6'4'',t,bh,be,seeking 21wf- sw,f2t2

my friend sent it to me and and she found it in the paper at her house(in reno)and she couldn't figure it out

we think it says white male 22 6'4'', tall, blond hair,blue eyes... but we didn't get the sw,f2t2.

help us please

Just say F@$# it and huck it!

-ski for life-

~ur mom rides a snowboard~
 
^What you just posted maybe. CAn't handle a girl's opinion? I mean, there are SOOO many 'perfect girl' or 'hot girl' threads. Can't girls get their time to post what they want?

-Sara

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Yah, and maybe you can get some ideas on what to do to yourself from this thread, skisundown... so shut up.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

 
damnit im still waiting for a reply on length or girth

The Olson twins are Michelle you sick little baby fuckers.

The Jews invented tornados.
 
i don't give a hooie how big or small a guy's 'johnson' is because i am not going to get near it. and if a guy is nice and is great in every department but that one-- it makes no diff to me-i will like him just the same. i don't know how other dirls feel but that's my opinion.

Just say F@$# it and huck it!

-ski for life-

~ur mom rides a snowboard~
 
HAHA! i can't even spell girl right and i am one- how sad.

Just say F@$# it and huck it!

-ski for life-

~ur mom rides a snowboard~
 
''i don't give a hooie how big or small a guy's 'johnson' is because i am not going to get near it.''

does that mean you like chicks, or are you just a cock tease?

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
she's just a cock tease.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

 
not a cock tease- just don't do that stuff

i didn't think about that -that fits well- thanks -(f2t2)

Just say F@$# it and huck it!

-ski for life-

~ur mom rides a snowboard~
 
mistaskier are u a guy or girl?

'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.
 
I'm a guy, man. Look at my signature.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

 
just what u said about hairyness and all

'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.
 
your not a cock tease but you just dont do that stuff? are you a sexaphobic?

The Olson twins are Michelle you sick little baby fuckers.

The Jews invented tornados.
 
no- i don't believe in sex before marriage and that other stuff will make the guy want more so if he really likes me- he can live without.

Just say F@$# it and huck it!

-ski for life-

~ur mom rides a snowboard~
 
tiffy forgot her red hat at this guys house last night if she is who i think she is, but i have no idea

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Actually I don't own a red hat so I am not who you think I am. Last night I was shopping and at no point in time was I at any guys house.

I have changed my perfect guy: Blonde spikey hair, 2 inches taller than me, blue eyes, he's a dj, excessively hott, is south african, has a good tan, can dance well, and is named Miles. :)

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'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'

 
if you're hot you're hot. size does matter. it's fine if you smoke. must be funny, and definitely must ski damn well

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use your head silly

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God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley

 
ive found lots of girls that like a hairy guy, wait, no..........no i havnt

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'why would those comercials make u want to have a period'

'so i can have 7 to 10 days of nothin but partyin'

Bonnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg

 
i dont think there is any basic religion that doesnt allow sex until married. Its been a while since i read the bible, but is pre-marital sex one of the 7 deadly sins? Its basicaly the way how you follow that religion that dictates whether u can have pre-marital sex. and example Roman Catholicism isnt only a religion, its an organized and structured religion. Does it not take the same spirituality to follow a religion, or does it take more to follow a structured religion?

'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.
 
basically the way I see it, is that in the 10 commandments it forbids adultery (sp?) and I think you commiting it even if you aren't married cause I'm eventually going to get married and even though I did it before, I still would have had sex with another person...equalling pretty much the same thing. I'm not sure if that made any sense at all, but ya.

-Sara

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didnt the lord also say that we should 'multiply fruitfully'?(the one part that i liked about the bible, and yes i have read it)

'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.
 
yes, but while following his laws and commandments. he wants there to be more people on the planet, but he also doesn't want it to go against his word.

-Sara

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well before we invented yes thats right humans invented religion. Cavemen never got married and thank GOD they fucked all the time.

The Olson twins are Michelle you sick little baby fuckers.

The Jews invented tornados.
 
stop talking about religon

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

Sluty girl: 'Im so bad that i run with gangs'

Cartman: 'Yea well, I run with Ten Gangs..'

-South park episode
 
stop raping cats

'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.
 
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