How about girls..A perfect guy?
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Snap, he is ass, what are you thinking cj? How could something like that get you wet?
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'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'
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'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'
SaraJ
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SaraJ
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SteveXs2
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I'm a guy and I'm straight and I have a boner.
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'I read this book, and the murderer/rapist was named Matt Harvey. It made me laugh while I read it.'
- shortskichick
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g e t h y p e d . n e t
'I read this book, and the murderer/rapist was named Matt Harvey. It made me laugh while I read it.'
- shortskichick
SaraJ
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oh steve, you're anything but straight.
I think I'd have a boner with that hotness chris. ohhh yes, definately
-Sara
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I think I'd have a boner with that hotness chris. ohhh yes, definately
-Sara
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I'm a chick, I'm straight, and I have a boner.
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'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'
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'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'
SaraJ
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well for me, it's just weird having somebody shorter than me cause I'm so short...I'm not like 'oh I can't like so and so cause they're short'. I know people like that though.
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-Sara
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caylorswift
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^thats me minus the shaggy hair 
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Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor
www.poniverusonline.tk
'Whats the point of getting good at skiing if you dont have hot bitches flogging your dong all day long?' - Jon Reedy
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Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor
www.poniverusonline.tk
'Whats the point of getting good at skiing if you dont have hot bitches flogging your dong all day long?' - Jon Reedy
SteveXs2
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Buuuuuuuuurn CJ.
I think Sam and CJ should settle their fights with mud wrestling.
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g e t h y p e d . n e t
'I read this book, and the murderer/rapist was named Matt Harvey. It made me laugh while I read it.'
- shortskichick
I think Sam and CJ should settle their fights with mud wrestling.
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g e t h y p e d . n e t
'I read this book, and the murderer/rapist was named Matt Harvey. It made me laugh while I read it.'
- shortskichick
ElasmoSkiChick
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Hahaha Sammers and Chris... you guys are the best.
Anyway, to elaborate on what I said before:
Tall (not essential, but it's always a plus since I'm 5'9), I don't care about hair or eye color although I really like hazel eyes, nice bod, athletic (I HATE when guys are lazy and just sit around on their asses all day and complain about being bored), funny but not annoying, sweet but not clingy, wild, likes trucks (preferrably Chevys) and rallying them, likes the outdoors and skiing/snowboarding (can't be too picky about the skiing thing here considering selection of them is quite limited), intellectual, knows when to have a serious conversation but not always serious, good kisser (essential, hah... I've had bad experiences), and doesn't treat me like their bitch ESPECIALLY around his friends. Oh hell no. I like to be able to just chill and not have to act all clingy and huggy lovey dovey ALL of the time, you know? Damn, I sound picky, but I'm really not... That's just my definition of the perfect guy. I don't care about smoking pot or alcohol as long as he's not like a hardcore dealer or something with a child abuse record.
-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie
Anyway, to elaborate on what I said before:
Tall (not essential, but it's always a plus since I'm 5'9), I don't care about hair or eye color although I really like hazel eyes, nice bod, athletic (I HATE when guys are lazy and just sit around on their asses all day and complain about being bored), funny but not annoying, sweet but not clingy, wild, likes trucks (preferrably Chevys) and rallying them, likes the outdoors and skiing/snowboarding (can't be too picky about the skiing thing here considering selection of them is quite limited), intellectual, knows when to have a serious conversation but not always serious, good kisser (essential, hah... I've had bad experiences), and doesn't treat me like their bitch ESPECIALLY around his friends. Oh hell no. I like to be able to just chill and not have to act all clingy and huggy lovey dovey ALL of the time, you know? Damn, I sound picky, but I'm really not... That's just my definition of the perfect guy. I don't care about smoking pot or alcohol as long as he's not like a hardcore dealer or something with a child abuse record.
-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie
caylorswift
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sarah is def. NOT picky AT ALL
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Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor
www.poniverusonline.tk
'Whats the point of getting good at skiing if you dont have hot bitches flogging your dong all day long?' - Jon Reedy
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Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor
www.poniverusonline.tk
'Whats the point of getting good at skiing if you dont have hot bitches flogging your dong all day long?' - Jon Reedy
ElasmoSkiChick
Active member
Oh, of course not. And oh yes PhaedeD... you're the perfect guy... yeah. Hahaha, silly
-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie
-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie
It's cool, call me shallow if you want. Tall isn't a necessity for me but sometimes it can just be wierd when a guy is shorter, don't get me wrong - that wouldn't be a deciding factor. I've dated guys that are shorter than me but correct me if I'm wrong but I thought this was our PERFECT guy thread.
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'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'
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'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'
It confuses me when girl say they like guys with a nice ass, do they want a big one or a stong one? i dont see how a dude has have a nice ass may be its cuse im striat.
'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school
'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight
'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson
Sluty girl: 'Im so bad that i run with gangs'
Cartman: 'Yea well, I run with Ten Gangs..'
-South park episode
'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school
'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight
'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson
Sluty girl: 'Im so bad that i run with gangs'
Cartman: 'Yea well, I run with Ten Gangs..'
-South park episode
shorty_T
Active member
in my opinion- a nice ass on a guy is a small one-- if his ass is bigger than mine- that is just scary- i dunno though- for me it's not really the ass itself it's the way the guy covers it- like how he wears his pants or something...
Just say F@$# it and huck it!
-ski for life-
~ur mom rides a snowboard~
Just say F@$# it and huck it!
-ski for life-
~ur mom rides a snowboard~
hucksterjibber15
Active member
damn, you girls ask way too much. shit, im happy with my g/f.
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i hate posers. thanx to harvey and all who contribute to the site for makin it so kick ass.
if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER
can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it
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i hate posers. thanx to harvey and all who contribute to the site for makin it so kick ass.
if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER
can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it
221
Active member
nothing beats a hot guy with a filthy mind:
To: 221
From: Lateralis
On: 2003-09-16 20:58:19
hi shugar plum,can i have your bum?
To: Lateralis
From: 221
On: 2003-09-16 21:03:29
not right now, the soft super taco i had for supper is playing havoc with my intestinal tract. unless your into that stuff, i mean its got the viscosity of warm margarine, probably feels great if you can get past the smell and the odd abrasive peanut chunk.
To: 221
From: Lateralis
On: 2003-09-16 21:05:05
im down with that shit....literally
To: Lateralis
From: 221
On: 2003-09-16 21:07:20
I can tell that really turned you on.
To: 221
From: Lateralis
On: 2003-09-16 21:08:08
my ass is so wet,im spackalling the lube on
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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'
'your posts would usually get me in trouble in school when i get on NS'
To: 221
From: Lateralis
On: 2003-09-16 20:58:19
hi shugar plum,can i have your bum?
To: Lateralis
From: 221
On: 2003-09-16 21:03:29
not right now, the soft super taco i had for supper is playing havoc with my intestinal tract. unless your into that stuff, i mean its got the viscosity of warm margarine, probably feels great if you can get past the smell and the odd abrasive peanut chunk.
To: 221
From: Lateralis
On: 2003-09-16 21:05:05
im down with that shit....literally
To: Lateralis
From: 221
On: 2003-09-16 21:07:20
I can tell that really turned you on.
To: 221
From: Lateralis
On: 2003-09-16 21:08:08
my ass is so wet,im spackalling the lube on
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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'
'your posts would usually get me in trouble in school when i get on NS'
SaraJ
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ya...it's gotta be a strong ass...def not big. And ya, how they cover their ass has a big factor in that.
Wow...one of the wakeboard instructors at this camp had the finest ass I've ever seen. It worked so perfectly cause his lower back was muscular and oh man...I stared and stared.
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Wow...one of the wakeboard instructors at this camp had the finest ass I've ever seen. It worked so perfectly cause his lower back was muscular and oh man...I stared and stared.
-Sara
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EastCoastPride
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dilla_says_go
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what if he was all u could dream for, but had a weird rash all over his genitlia? hahahaha
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Yep yep Jas. Damn Cait would shit a break if she knew what I did, she would never let you ski with me again.
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'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'
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'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'
so i should work on my ass?
'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school
'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight
'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson
Sluty girl: 'Im so bad that i run with gangs'
Cartman: 'Yea well, I run with Ten Gangs..'
-South park episode
'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school
'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight
'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson
Sluty girl: 'Im so bad that i run with gangs'
Cartman: 'Yea well, I run with Ten Gangs..'
-South park episode
ElasmoSkiChick
Active member
Hahahaha 221 and Stef... SO great, yet so gnarly
-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie
-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie
ElasmoSkiChick
Active member
Beefy tits! Yumyum, eh Sammers? Hahaha.
Shorty, you need to know how to chill out and be more relaxed about things. You should have noticed by now that 99.9% of the gay comments made on here are jokes (except for Brody hitting on Duncan of course). Well, most of the posts in general are bull shit. Just CALM DOWN
-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie
Shorty, you need to know how to chill out and be more relaxed about things. You should have noticed by now that 99.9% of the gay comments made on here are jokes (except for Brody hitting on Duncan of course). Well, most of the posts in general are bull shit. Just CALM DOWN
-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie
shorty_T
Active member
i am calm... i'm totally chill don't worrie--- i just feel really pathetic when a guy has bigger boobs than me- is makes me feel sad and insignificant
j/k- i don't give a crap- i just find it unatractive and stuff
Just say F@$# it and huck it!
-ski for life-
~ur mom rides a snowboard~
j/k- i don't give a crap- i just find it unatractive and stuff
Just say F@$# it and huck it!
-ski for life-
~ur mom rides a snowboard~
SaraJ
Member
the worst is when the guys with man boobs take their shirts off. oh man is that gross. haha
-Sara
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-Sara
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ElasmoSkiChick
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AHHHHHH! Stop! This is about the perfect guy, not man boobs, damn. We've already had threads on this. Now back to the topic, please...
-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie
-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie
MistaSkier
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What if there was a guy who had all the perfect features you've described, then he pulled off his shirt to reveal that he had an afro on his chest?
Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.
Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.
ThisAngelicRage
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I hate chest hair. And facial hair. If anyone has it shave it for their own well being. Please.
-Lauren
The Official 'Sweet Ass Bitch' of The NDSC
The Official Queen Marzipan of NS/Stongbadia.
'well, i dunno about skibrdingbitch, but the only girls i know that dont go for looks are blind'
-petek
-Lauren
The Official 'Sweet Ass Bitch' of The NDSC
The Official Queen Marzipan of NS/Stongbadia.
'well, i dunno about skibrdingbitch, but the only girls i know that dont go for looks are blind'
-petek
SaraJ
Member
noo...don't shave it!!! If you do that, you'll have stubble and that's really gross looking. Use nair or wax it. it'll be smoother that way.
-Sara
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-Sara
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on my pubes?
'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school
'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight
'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson
Sluty girl: 'Im so bad that i run with gangs'
Cartman: 'Yea well, I run with Ten Gangs..'
-South park episode
'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school
'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight
'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson
Sluty girl: 'Im so bad that i run with gangs'
Cartman: 'Yea well, I run with Ten Gangs..'
-South park episode
No way, I dig kissing a guy with a 5 oclock shadow. It's kinda fun.
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'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'
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'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'
ElasmoSkiChick
Active member
Back hair is the worst.... my dad has a lot of that
-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie
-Sarah Daulton Oates
a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie