How about girls..A perfect guy?

Most girls I know would say me.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

 
^Hahahaha, Teddy...

I'll elaborate more later, but NOT anyone like most of my ex-boyfriend. Fuck heads. Bleh.

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie
 
Oh and uhh... Amanda, you don't have to respond to this thread. To all you guys out there, she likes chocolate salty balls, so keep that in mind. Right Cola? Yeehaw! Gotta love Chef.

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie
 
^I'm sorry.. I've been picking on you a lot. I'll stop now, but at least I didn't say anything about you and you-know-who. :)

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie
 
YOU MEAN GALLANT????

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

 
3'3, 325 lbs, shaved head, no arms, no legs, wired jaw, extreme peircings, blind, deaf, and mute....ahh the perfect guy.

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fuck shit ass cunt

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They have to be nice and fun to be around...um, cuteness is definately a good thing...a nice chest and a fine ass. Ohhh yes...a very fine ass. Guy has to know how to dress to, and they can't friggen hit on me constantly...specially if I barely know them, and they have to be able to hang out with their own friends instead of ditching them for me...sounds weird, but that sort of pisses me off when they ditch their friends to hang out with me. Oh, they have to be able to ski/snowboard well enough to keep up with me, being able to wakeboard is a definate plus cause then they'd be able to hang out and talk wakeboarding...I think that's enough. Oh, they have to be tall as or taller than me, but not too much taller cause...well my arms cramped up once while I was dancing with this really tall guy. yea, that's enough

-Sara

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grant is damn fine ;)

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damn, linejibber is obsessing about alpentalik again.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

 
oh, and he can't say gay things like this...

'i would come over and watch a movie with you but i am getting caught up in school... sorry babe ;-)'

-Sara

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Good smile, curly hair, not cheesy sweet, not constantly hitting on me, taller than me, is cool with seeing me only once a week and doesn't flip out, not mushy, makes me laugh, fun and crazy to hang out with, DOESN'T ski/snowboard, and that's about it.

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'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'

 
DOESN'T ski/snowboard

what???? im confused...

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i think she wants ski time to be her own time..which is understandable.. or she might be saying she doesn't like you.

-Sara

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im the perfect man... and im single ladddddiiieessss ;-)

Jigga say wha??

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ouch, that hurt sara

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I hate clingy guys and being with my guy a lot a lot like everyday and she nailed it on the head. Skiing/boarding is my down time with my friends or by myself cause I like to either chillax and clear my mind or focus on riding and work on stuff, neither of which I can do with a boy. That and boyfriends aren't too cool with some of the stuff I do when riding.

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'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'

 
^ what do you do when you're skiing? turn into a guy or something?

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

 
Haha! No, just something that a boyfriend wouldn't approve of.

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'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'

 
haha, I'm not sure if a boyfriend would be so cool with things I do at the mountain either. I might embarass him or something on the chair lift, not to mention I get really aggressive at the mountain except with my really close friends. So maybe a guy that skis isn't so great. I'd have to make up excuses for him to not come.

-Sara

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Just start a huge fight with him the night before you're going to ski, then when the weekend's over and the school week is about to start again, invite him over and be wearing nothing but whipped cream. You won't have to ski with him but he can still be your boyfriend.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

 
hey ladies, if you didn't smoke pot would you go out with a guy who does?

Fritz

'Try everything once, except incest and folk dancing'- Sir Thomas Beecham

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I can answer that for you judging by the girls in my school. Yes, but in a week the girls will be stoners too.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

 
skis/snowboards, provides food on necessary occasion, has a penis.

-Lauren

The Official 'Sweet Ass Bitch' of The NDSC

The Official Queen Marzipan of NS/Stongbadia.

'well, i dunno about skibrdingbitch, but the only girls i know that dont go for looks are blind'

-petek

 
no. I don't think I would cause I'd feel pressured to do it. You know, if the guy was a total sweetheart, then I might if they had lives beyond pot.

-Sara

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thanx,

Fritz

'Try everything once, except incest and folk dancing'- Sir Thomas Beecham

'What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?' - Hobbes

'When you smoke herb it reveals you to yourself.'

Bob Marley

*-FRITZ-*
 
funny, laid back, skis, sweet, can cook, intelligent, & can make me laugh and smile at all times. theres more but my mind is too worn out to think. ;)

SLTskier: there are so many girls in freeskiing now have you noticed that

stowek2: yep..theres a few skilled ones...a good number who love it and want to progress, then a bunch of morons that are trying to impress the boys by wearing as little clothing as possible and as much make-up as possible on the hill

SLTskier: yeah however im one that trys to progress and impress the boys :-)

^That Girl Is Awesome

SRMC
 
Oh yeah, in continuation to my post above...

food = good ramen

can't be romantic and whatever

has to smoke pot which is debatable, either have to smoke or not care that I do, preferably both.

-Lauren

The Official 'Sweet Ass Bitch' of The NDSC

The Official Queen Marzipan of NS/Stongbadia.

'well, i dunno about skibrdingbitch, but the only girls i know that dont go for looks are blind'

-petek

 
I would date a guy that did pot as long as it wasn't his life and as long as he wasn't everyday. I don't think I would wanna hang out with him when he's high but if he chooses to do that it's his thing, I could live with it if I liked him enough.

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'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'

 
alright, i'm satisfied, cuz i would rather be with this girl than get baked.

Fritz

'Try everything once, except incest and folk dancing'- Sir Thomas Beecham

'What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?' - Hobbes

'When you smoke herb it reveals you to yourself.'

Bob Marley

*-FRITZ-*
 
all you chicks forgot to say length or girth

The Olson twins are Michelle you sick little baby fuckers.

The Jews invented tornados.
 
^ wow. that's dedication.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

 
Nahh... it's the opposite for me. To be brutally honest... I pretty much date stoners. Exceptions can be made to certain people that are in some way absolutely amazing, other than that... well...

-Lauren

The Official 'Sweet Ass Bitch' of The NDSC

The Official Queen Marzipan of NS/Stongbadia.

'well, i dunno about skibrdingbitch, but the only girls i know that dont go for looks are blind'

-petek

 
That last comment was to freeskifro.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

 
Lauren you only date stoners and your from vermont and we haven't met! hahaha thats crazy, I would think my stonerness would resinate throughout the state and act as a magnetic force to other stoners.

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I have no standards...

j/k-mine are easy- he has to ski/snowboard and be good at it, taller than me (I'm 5'4'), doesn't get jealous when i'm with my guy friends (that's all they are, friends), sweet (but not clingy), funny(but not annoying about it), and not a total cheapskate but doesn't throw money around to look 'cool', cute, i don't care if he smokes bud(i'm used to it being around me), and he can't try to pressure me into anything(that pisses me off),-'size' doesn't matter because he won't get any anyway.

Just say F@$# it and huck it!

-ski for life-

~ur mom rides a snowboard~
 
^oh baby-- i just love his sexy teeth^

i wonder why his pic is on uglypeople.com- he's damn sexy!(J/K)

Just say F@$# it and huck it!

-ski for life-

~ur mom rides a snowboard~
 
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