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introdumoductiondis gide wil tels u how 2 get womans. dis gide is garenteed 2 work n it has helped me get many womens.
a womans mind1rd u ned 2 no how a womans thinks.and in order 2 think like a womans u ned 2 b a womans. so i recomend u raid ur moms room n steal al her stuf n put dem on.*DONT 4GET MAKEUP VRY IMPORTANT*
being da womansnow dat ur a womans u wil b able 2 tink lik 1.but wen u find out it doesnt work u go to da next part of the tutorial.
wat 2 wareu has 2 ware rly big clothes,has tattoes, n lots of jewelry n bling bling. u wil b very PIMP after dis. i am da PIMP MASTER.word up n represent
hunting womansdese creatures r vry rare. but wit my extreme noledge n wisdom i has found out der hiding places. womans hide in kitchens. dey can often b found cooking pancakes and or sandwitches.
omg but master PIMP MASTER arrrmada can u pls tel how 2 talk 2 1?ofcurse i can. womans talk in code. u has 2 use reverse psycocolleges. if u tel her she looks skiny she wont believes u. u has 2 tel her she looks fat.if shes skinny says omg u ned 2 go on a diet ur rly fat. but dis is wer it gets tricky evn if she is fat say it anyway. tubby lardo works very wel.i also recomend the nick name bigmac. here is a sampl convoversttion:womans:hiPIMP MASTER arrrmada: sup bizzatchwomans:nuthin wat about uP.M. arrrmada:shut the $%^ upwomans
mg ur so coolP.M. arrrmada
ON TEL ME DINGS I ALREDY NOwomans.mgomgogom i want u 2 has my numberarrrmada: u r rly fatwomans:awww ty.
wat 2 do nextomg PIMP MASTER arrrmada wat do i do next? now dat u has a woman u can take her on a d8 or keep her as ur slave.if u want 2 go on a d8 u can take her 2 da movies or sumtin.or eat her if u get hungry.or u can do wat my dad does 2 my mom and play naked wrestling or play pillow fite w/ a baseball bat.w/e u want
conclusionu will get many womens w/ dis gide. if i u didnt u can capture her and put her in a cage until she comes 2 her senses.hopefuly dis wil get stiky
a womans mind1rd u ned 2 no how a womans thinks.and in order 2 think like a womans u ned 2 b a womans. so i recomend u raid ur moms room n steal al her stuf n put dem on.*DONT 4GET MAKEUP VRY IMPORTANT*
being da womansnow dat ur a womans u wil b able 2 tink lik 1.but wen u find out it doesnt work u go to da next part of the tutorial.
wat 2 wareu has 2 ware rly big clothes,has tattoes, n lots of jewelry n bling bling. u wil b very PIMP after dis. i am da PIMP MASTER.word up n represent
hunting womansdese creatures r vry rare. but wit my extreme noledge n wisdom i has found out der hiding places. womans hide in kitchens. dey can often b found cooking pancakes and or sandwitches.
omg but master PIMP MASTER arrrmada can u pls tel how 2 talk 2 1?ofcurse i can. womans talk in code. u has 2 use reverse psycocolleges. if u tel her she looks skiny she wont believes u. u has 2 tel her she looks fat.if shes skinny says omg u ned 2 go on a diet ur rly fat. but dis is wer it gets tricky evn if she is fat say it anyway. tubby lardo works very wel.i also recomend the nick name bigmac. here is a sampl convoversttion:womans:hiPIMP MASTER arrrmada: sup bizzatchwomans:nuthin wat about uP.M. arrrmada:shut the $%^ upwomans
mg ur so coolP.M. arrrmadaON TEL ME DINGS I ALREDY NOwomans.mgomgogom i want u 2 has my numberarrrmada: u r rly fatwomans:awww ty.wat 2 do nextomg PIMP MASTER arrrmada wat do i do next? now dat u has a woman u can take her on a d8 or keep her as ur slave.if u want 2 go on a d8 u can take her 2 da movies or sumtin.or eat her if u get hungry.or u can do wat my dad does 2 my mom and play naked wrestling or play pillow fite w/ a baseball bat.w/e u want
conclusionu will get many womens w/ dis gide. if i u didnt u can capture her and put her in a cage until she comes 2 her senses.hopefuly dis wil get stiky
