House party

Don't run from the cops... Don't be a pussy like all the kids saying that. What are you, 13? You talk to those cops like a man and at the worst they will tell everyone is to leave. It's not like you are doing anything illegal unless they see you drinking. And if you are of legal age, which I'm guessing you aren't, then it doesn't matter. The cops aren't out to get you, just be respectful to them and they will be respectful back.
 
if you throw pee filled water ballons at them it makes for a clean sneaky get away while they are trying to get the urine out of there eyes.
 
This is situational. If you're at a high school party, definitely run. They're going to try to slap everybody with MIPs. If you're at a college party, walk out the front door and go home. Cops are much more lenient in college towns; normally they're only showing up because of the noise.
 
Always run from the cops, especially if you live in a ruralish area where you can hit up the woods. The doughnut boys never make it far in there if at all.
 
I never once ran from the cops in high school. I don't know if it was just my school, we were kind of out of town... But no one ran from the cops. They would just tell you to keep it down or break it up, or else fines. Maybe cops are just different here, but I don't think they can give very single person at the party punishment for underage drinking.
 
Not true whatsoever. I have walked out of houses past cops, visibly drunk, with alcohol in my hand and they asked me to pour it out.

Maybe it's something to do with the 19 year legal age here
 
I agree with your points but have been at a party when everyone got a ticket.. It is a long story, but this girls mom owned/ran a preeschool and didnt mind if we had parties there, and even more ironic was a stones throw from the trooper barracks. So sure enough one random time the cops came and gave us about 10 of underage tickets, her mom was so lucky she was out of town or some serious fines...

We never ran though, dont get me wrong, other people did from my hs we just never did. Looking back the cops dont give a fuck, they are people too. Just dont drive. Pop molly.
 
This so much, no one likes that guy who is standing there staring at the ceiling and pukes on his chest in front of everyone.
 
Also, don't try to be a champ in the hot tub, you get fucked up 5x easier in a hot tub.
 
that's what I love most about living in a rural area. you've got 100 kids at a party at someone's cabin, yell COPS and everybody is in the woods within seconds.
 
Nothing like it. Did that on new years at this tiny packed house. People were jumping out of windows and shit. Obviously no cops so everyone came back inside. About a half hour later cops actually did come I start saying "cops cops cops" little boy who cried wolf situation, took people a lot longer to make it into the woods that time...
 
This so much, we go to this same hotel every year for racing that has a hot tub and everyone gets soo fucked up so fast, so be careful about that, and you don't realize it until like 20 minutes after you get out

Also if you say you live like a mile away I wouldn't take your chance driving there. Just walk there from the get go, yeah it'll suck on the walk over, but if the cops do come there will be one less car attracting attention in the driveway and you will be being responsible and not drinking and driving. Yeah it's only a mile, but don't drink and drive, it's really not worth it. I've had friends die because they drank and thought they were good to drive, were on one of the rural roads and lost control, it's just been happening too much here. Okay my mom speech is over ha.
 
If you're in HS and the fuzz shows up, Dip. Run like hell and don't stop until you get home or somewhere close. Don't walk on the sidewalk. I know people that successfully evaded cops at party only to find a squad car creep up on them while they were walking out of the neighborhood. Take wooded walking paths or something (luckily every neigborhood up here is connected somehow by either hiking trails or just walking paths so its pretty easy high-tail it up a trail from the cops.) or peoples backyards. But remember to run like hell. And if you're friends are being slow, Tough shit. Every man for himself, You're not going down because your friends are slow as shit and can't sprint.

I always roll up to parties with a couple joints just so I can get a feel for the scene first. Plus you are adding something to the party. Everybody loves smoking joints at parties, Its a fact. And if the party sucks, Just burn a few and dip out simple as that.
 
I can't believe all you guys actually run from the police... I asked my older brother today if he ever ran and he was like "Of course not, why would I do that"?

Cops in America are either dicks or you guys are bitches
 
First major House party, that is exciting. I am guessing you are younger then 18.

So there are a couple ways you can do this house party. One play not my house and fuck things up. Or two, drink and have a good time and try to get some.

I am guessing this maybe a classmate of yours. Well, think to yourself do you like this person, do they rat on people if they are getting in trouble. If the answer to both of these questions are yes then maybe fucking up their house isn't the best idea. If it is no, then go ahead and fuck up some shit. Just know in the back of your head you may end up getting in trouble for your actions. You never know. Ohh another question does this person's parents go out of town a lot and is there a chance in the future that they are going to be hosting another shindig, if so this is another good reason not to play not my house. Having a house to party at more then once is a bonus when in highschool.

If you do play not my house, here are a couple fun things to do that won't burn down or really mess up the house... one hide things, I once used the fire place for my trash can, I threw all my empties and garbage in there. I also, once took all the silverware and hid it through out the house. It makes it like a little hunt in the morning for the home owner. 2, play the pots and pans, I had a friend who would take all the pots and pans out and start playing the drums, even though annoying it is so funny. 3 try to blow things up in the microwave, nothing that is going to start a fire but something just to be annoying veggies work great. Also, a great drinking game, bet drinks on when the item is going to blow up in the microwave. Oh yes almost forgot, drawing on people can be fun for those who are doing the drawing. Remember the show rule, only time one can be drawn on is if they pass out with their shoes on. Other then that no drawing. Also, don't be a moron and sign your name somewhere on the body if the person your drawing on. I had a friend actually do that once and got the shit kicked out of him.

Maybe you want to go more malicious, well sir I bet you can think of that stuff on your own.

From my experience if you are looking to hook up with that chick you had your eye on, playing not my house isn't really a turn on. Usually you won't hear "so I saw you break that window I am so turned on". Instead you are going to hear "wow you're an asshole for breaking that window". Instead, hang out talk to people, watch what is happening around you. Also, drinking to much isn't really a turn on either. No one wants to be vomitted on when hooking up unless you are into that.

Lastly, remember whatever happens at the party never stays at the party. If you are that guy who fucks up everything you are bound to hear about it on Monday morning. Another tip, don't be a mope and post things on facebook that night or the days before and after Schools and local police have been known to look at fb twitter instagram... Once they smell a party is going down it is bound not to happen or get busted. Next thing you know your rents are called in to the principal's office and you have to explain why there is a picture of you fucking a stuff animal while smoking a blunt, when you were suppose to be over at Petey's playing Magic.

Good luck have fun and enjoy.
 
OMG your brother is like so cool and badass. he must chug beers like a champ and only slay tens because he's obviously the say all end all authority in all things party.

Personally I've had shitty experiences with cops and underage drinking that I don't really feel like going through. Running has always worked for me so I see no reason why not to, so no I'm not a bitch.

Disclaimer: running was more of a tactic for high school. in college I typically dont run unless I specifically hear underages are being handed out, then peace. typically though cops at college are too lazy/dont give a fuck enough to do that so it usually all works out.
 
I was quoting my brother because he went to the same high school as me you cunt.

You're doing something illegal and running from the police, not wanting to get caught because you aren't man enough to take consequence for your action.

That being said, I have never ran from the cops and never had a problem. So get over it.
 
They're dicks. Now that you mention you're not from here, that makes it understandable. I agree with you though. If you're not of Highschool age then don't run because they really don't give a shit. Even getting busted as a highschooler isn't that bad. What, an MIP with a $250 fine that your parents are paying? And you get to go home? Shit, I'll take that over the drunk tank plus $500+ fine that I have to pay. Plus court fees and lawyer fees and all that.
 
the point of running from the cops is that its fucking fun as hell and a huge rush when youre 15 and drunk

not becuase youre gonna go to jail or anything.
 
For me in high school the main thing was if you got caught drinking you had to miss a third of your upcoming or current sports season which was certainly not an option.
 
Of course the athletes were held to a different standard. Worst that happens here is I think you just get like a couple week suspension from play time. I know plenty of student athletes that got fucked over at a party or two that somehow are still playing ball. Pretty much our whole football team.
 
6:45 make sure you help set up the streamers and disco lights!! bring soda and chips! cookies if your mom will let you!! nah but forreal like 7:45
 
Do: Get blackout and play "How Many Unnecessary Household Items Can I fit in my Backpack". Its a wonderful game full of surprises the next morning.

Don't: Drink water.
 
where do you live? in south ny, a good deal of the parties happen in suburban neighborhoods with no woods, just house after house
 
Steal the lamps and sell them to homeless people and then buy a 256 pack of diet snaple with your homeless lamp money
 
this. i have never had to sprint through backyards or anything. running from the cops involves walking out the side door and to the street when they come in through the front door.

except the time i dove into a lake because i thought i was going to get in trouble. i was also very intoxicated at the time though...
 
Get there face wasted by 9, or 11, depends if mom wants you back home by midnight. You are the one bringing the party
 
Park city, Utah. Besides the mtns the ski resorts are on, there a bunch of smaller mtns and shit all of the neighborhoods are built into with tons of hiking trails and shit like that. Though shit gets busted up like every time. Not much crime in a ski town so the cops really have nothing better to do.
 
You can't be serious. After the countless hours we spent training you to be the perfect party-goer, this is how you repay us? I'm very disappointed in you. I'm not sure we can still be friends.
 
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