House party

Do: Fuck as many butches as possible

Don't: Enter a devils 3sum

Do: Follow the rule of the 3 M's -> Marijuana, Mushrooms and MDMA.

Don't: Bring anything of value

Do: Have a ghood time

Don't: Stay if its a total sausage fest
 
do: drink as much as possibledo: put the stove nobs in a cup of water in the freezer

do: piss in every corner of the house

do: steal the microwave

do: be the one that talks to the cops

do: throw empty cans at the door, glass bottles are encouraged too

do: chug as much tequila as possible

do: naked laps

don't: call your mom

don't: break clocks over your head, it hurts
 
If you are there earlier then i would say yes, but once the party gets going, hell naw, UNLESS there is like 12 girls in there, get on that shit
 
DONT DO IT!..I peed my pants talking to the cops blatantly drunk and I got taken to the police station and had my mom pick me up...honorable mention still being drunk I changed my pants in the middle of the station and then threw up on myself...
 
seeing as i have been to many house parties, listen to me. Get like lots of bananas and just give them to people you see at this party. people love bananas. then you could like get in the hot tub with all the girls and finger their v holes underwater. next go cook grilled cheeses for anyone who wonts one. i would stay away from the druugs and liquor though.
 
do: smoke hella dank

don't: do anything that might lead others to believe are different from them

do: do whatever you can to be a bro and fit in

do: fuck a bitch (not anal) (anal is never good at house parties)

dont: get caught by mom or dad
 
do :purchase 300 mini bibles and hand them out to people as they come in.

do: show up 2 hours early

do: bring your mom along

do: leave at 7:00 sharp and call the police on the way out.

do: put cyanide in everyone cups

do: try and start random games of monopoly.

do not: have fun.
 
Well yeah, have you ever tried talking after drinking a roofie cocktail or with duct tape covering your mouth? It's damned near impossible, much less have a meaningful conversation.
 
Drink a lot, go crazy, make friends, wear your trillest clothes, fuck the hottest girl there, fight her boyfriend, and lift things. Curls for the girls. Bring your own alcohol.
 
Dude last time I think you went a little hard...

My advice tone it down a bit! Next time please don't drive my car into the pool, it really isn't waterproof no matter how much you think it is... You still owe me a new one
 
don't: fuck up the house. this may seem funny at the time but is seriously not cool (what if it were yours), its also a good way to not get invited again. if its at someones parents house even little things like throwing empties in the trash, not smoking inside and taking shoes off is very appreciated.do: bring your own alcohol (especially), drugs, smokes, whatever. its fine to bum stuff every once in a while but everyone loves a giver.

do: don't be afraid to join in drinking games if you're north american even if you aren't familiar, people enjoy teaching.

don't: if you aren't north american the only game you need is drink, don't try to start some frat boy shit.

do: be a lover not a fighter, people who cause trouble are lame

don't: don't be that weirdo that goes just to fuck girls. people notice and its creepy. if it happens it happens - schwingg

do: meet new people.

do: get fucked up

dont: be that guy changing songs halfway through all the time. people do sometimes do this when hosts dont make a playlist or get a dj.

those are tips not rules, save those for work and school. go with the flow and don't overthink it, go craze, have fun!
 
Fuck you, slut. Her perfect little dick mitten is meant for just that, my dick. Two mittens rubbing against each other at the cuffs is just awkward... worse than the beginning of any Disney movie, ever.
 
do: fuck bitches in parents roomdo: try to dye the house owners dog a different color with Mio

do: take pictures of your dick on other peoples phones

dont: stop drinking
 
Hide your clothes where only you will find them. Only go in the hot tub early at night or late at night (late if its just you and a chick, guaranteed hookup.)
 
Dont stay at the window when the cops come, although the police were really nice the even knew we were drinking, they just said keep it down.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top