As official representative of Newschoolers.com, and having taken into account ALL the nominations in this thread, I would like to declare the winner.
Your attention please.
Ahem.
The winner, and still champion after eight consecutive years of victory, is
JAY! Yes, the unstoppable force of alluring manliness that is REBEL wins again!
This just gets more impressive every year since he's barely posted here in forever. We're starting to suspect he just seduces all the judges every year... but hey, that should count for something anyway.