Hottest Disney Character Ass

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Personally I am partial to the dark skin, dark hair, not caucasian female, but I also like meat on the bones as well as accents, so here's my top three, with explainations:

1) Jasmine from Aladdin, dark skin, black hair, the most beautiful eyes imaginable, plus shes a little rebelious and richer than Trump.

2) Ariel from The Little Mermaid, she she doesn't fit my listed criteria, but if you ever see the french version, she's 10x better...eventhough she's whiter that LOKA$H and is dumb as dirt, but she has a good voice, which could get her somewhere plus shes a fuckin' mermaid, which earns her some points.

3) Pocahontes from Pocahontes, drop dead, and easily beats out the english Ariel, but is a close third to the frech beauty. Like Jasmine, yet more adventerous and outdoorsy, really knows her way around, plus she wears that little skin outfit...but she is a little weird and way too skinny for the likes of me.

Anyhow, Jasmine is in a league of her own, nowhere even close to the other two, but do you think she'd date a white guy?

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yeah i agree with jasmine, but what about belle?

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however, my vote goes to Cruella DeVille.

that nasty cougar would break you in half in bed!

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eh, shes good too, but i haven't seen Beauty and the Beast in French to my recolection...but if I heard her speak in french she would beat out Ariel...but other than looks she doesn't have much going for her...she makes out with a monster for heaven's sake! That means that she'd get on anyone, and I couldn't live with that...sure there is the argument that she was in live with the beast and was looking past his physical appearence, but that just means she was a loser in high school, has really low standards and is too horny for her own good.

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princess fiona from shrek

so lifelike, and those tits are quite wll animated

what?
 
Schmuck...Cruella has garbage can pussy.

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I wouldn't kick Snow White out of bed for eating crackers!

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1. is the girl from peter pan, she is aslo up for a good time and has a great immagination, she is also very responsible.

2. second is mulan, i have an asian feteish and like girls that can stand up for themselvs

3. in third its annastia or however u spell her name, she wheres rags in half the movie and is still hot.

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yeah... one of the guys from mulan is really hot, i forget what his name is though... and then the guy from the little mermaid... yeah... and sebastian, and then there was another one i was thinking about but i forget who it was. hm.

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the yellow fish from the litlle mermade?

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anybody from the lion king, all fine asses, but the old monkey takes the cake.

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Tigers are so overrated, its all about the lion now.... roar!
 
not that i know this or anything but annastasia isnt a disney movie.....but yeah shes hot, so is belle and jasmine

 
Anastasia was made into a Disney movie. My sister watches that movie about 5 times a week.

I don't get why mermaids are attractive. Sure, they're cool... till you try to spread their legs.

My list:

1) Jasmine (no brainer)

2) Barbie in Toy Story 2. What's that chicks dimensions again?

3) Jane from Tarzan. Just because she wears a big poofy dress in the jungle.

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dammit....if we don't start getting more responses to this we're going to have to change it to 'hottest pokemon character ass'

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Princess Fiona - The original one from Shrek

Ariel

Jasmine

and 'number 18' from Dragonball Z

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when they make a disney movie of NS, which is bound to happen...i just KNOW that jay is going to be the prettiest of the lot.

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no no - it is all about Bambi's mom. now that is a fine piece of deer ass.... wow. is she ever hot.

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Ariel for sure... boioioioioing.

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dave bambi's moms ass is on my basement wall. haha i own it u focker

I got all ready for it, positioned my fingers and shit

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i like the tail on donald ducks g.f, whats her name?

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MC you're my new best friend, but it's true, I am the prettiest.

How the hell do you have sex with a Mermaid??????

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Mermaids' tails turn into legs when they dry off in some stories. Check out the movie Splash. She only gets her tail again if she gets salt water on her legs.

And Schmuck....Cruella would anhilate your ass and you'd be scarred for life.

1. I don't care what you say about her Kunz...I'm going with Belle, from Beauty and the Beast. She's damn hot!

2. Jasmine cuz of the whole dark skin thing and she's got a pet tiger...but she'd better cut the jealous/whinning shit.

3. Mulan cuz she can fight and shit. Bitch can take care of herself and kick some ass. Gotta respect that.

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word Tyler, but you know me. Im up for the challenge, haha.

Jeff Thomas: let's go sit down.

Me: I wanna go talk to those chicks.

Jeff Thomas: go talk to them then.

Me: I need a wingman.

Jeff Thomas: You've got a VIP pass...that's your wingman!
 
Dude, this is the most boss thread ever.

And I think Jasmine would dig a white guy. A lot of asian chicks do (ex: me). Ariel is the prettiest disney character, Belle is a close second. And I gotta go wth Prince Eric from the Little Mermaid as damn hot, but the Prince in Sleeping Beauty was cute too

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hmmmmm... i definitely like Jasmine.

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man i wish i could shag the beast rotten...

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ahhahahaha just kidding folks

I would have to say...perhaps...well...i dunno my characters very well...

but i the cruella deville is pretty damn sexy

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Im addicted to ClodHoppers.....
 
Am I the only one that finds that damned deer sexy? like that part when she is taking bambi into the meadow for the first time and she is staying all low and looking all around.... aw yea... with her ass up and her ears forward such nice fine features... soo sexy.

wasn't Mulan that girl that everyone thought was a boy? wow tyler - I think we know what you like in a girl - she has to look like a man! you sick freak.... liking the boy man... what a weirdo.

me: 'why did you just block her?'

Darryl: 'I was insulted cuz she couldn't picture me screwing a little boy.'
 
cinderlla is a mentil pationt that talks to mise all day long then rides a pumpcin, and wonders why her other sisters boss her arond.

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Anastasia takes the cake, she is one fine piece of animated ass.

We have an old saying down on the bayou....Blehhhhh!!!
 
Dave.....don't try and take the Creepy Guy image and pin it on someone else....cuz it won't work.

See...Mulan didn't look like a guy....she was dressed up like a guy....and you're the one who wants to bang animals. And 12 year old girls....

haha

Salad is what Food eats. -LoKash
 
Uhhhh hello people Alice from Alice in wonderland! she's hot....and very innocent looking so you know she's a virgin. Plus she obviously takes lots of drugs so she's a party girl...what else is there?

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well Ryan, there's the fact that she's only about 9 years old...ya sick bastard! haha

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Me: I wanna go talk to those chicks.

Jeff Thomas: go talk to them then.

Me: I need a wingman.

Jeff Thomas: You've got a VIP pass...that's your wingman!
 
Co-Flow is right. Alice is the best. Takin some good wholesom drugs and gettin all down and dirty. Shes a hottie too. But really who wants Pocahontas. Shes a dirty indian. ewwwwwww.

 
some people like dirt indean chicks thank u very much

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who thinks walt disney is a hot motherfucker?.....anyone..........anyone?..ow! don't hit me with the fag stick mommy..please....

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sorry, had to bring it back...jasmine is still my wifey, but pocachontes is now second instead of ariel.

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pocohantas (sp?) was the worst movie ever. its so inaccurate. She didnt even wear clothes back then.

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Dumbo's mum

or the rat

or that bear creature

that flew planes

or even the chip monks

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I think the guy who flew the plan was Baloo. I can't remember the name of tha show.

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you guys are missing the obvious

JAPANESE CARTOON PORN!

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