HOT CONDOMS!!

SmoKinSkier

SmoKinSkier

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Ok so we were leavin a concert and they passed out free condoms from trojan that apparently heat up. Has n e one else seen or used these? If so what the hell is it like. I might try it out this weekend i will report back!

Pete is currently sulking around Mt. Hood, shooting with Poor Boyz Productions and hitting on Kristi Leskinen. 'She hates guys,' Pete lamented, 'so it’s not going good.' Apparently Canada isn’t the only thing that’s tough for Pete to get into.
 
dont kid yourself. unless your going to fuck you hand your not going to be trying anything out.

they dont stop

 
condoms suck, ky has a new lube that heats up on contact.

You can say anything you want if you don't mean it.
 
^not exactly new, but it is pretty cool.....haven't heard of the heat-up jimmy hats though

-Strode

Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
 
i've heard of them!! they were on t.v. one time and the trojan her pleasure condoms too whoa all the things they are coming out with. back in the 90's when nobody used them all they had were colors and glow in the darks. oh how times change yay for condom world

Fookadoomee
 
^on that commercial where they by the fire like on the beach or am i think of a diffrent commercial?

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some people like their cucumber pickled
 
at first I thought this thread was about stolen condoms.

You can say anything you want if you don't mean it.
 
this kid in my school went to an army surplus store and he saw camaflouged condoms. on the box it said 'They'll never see you coming'.

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man there's this midget that goes to my school and whenever we party he always gets tossed.. then he gets grumpy - hoodratz
 
The way condoms been developing lately, it seems like there is no more need for pussy... now they replace the warmness next thing you know they are going to be advertising a hole in a wall...

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-

 
true^ just tell your chick to get on the pill

Funny Bundy Quotes:

'Peg, is there any reason this cactus is where my alarm clock should be?'

'Remember our motto: We ain't got it.'

'We all have to live with our disappointments... I have to sleep with mine.'

'People who work putting shoes on fat women who wear dresses should not have 20/20 vision.'
 
damn... icy hot would hurt like hell...

Not afraid to be mistaken not afraid to try, not afraid to be uncertain not afraid to die

NoTeefa (In a conversation about the new Harry Potter Movie): 'it's almost orgasmic...'
 
Blowjob with toothpaste wtf idk if i wanna even try that!!

Pete is currently sulking around Mt. Hood, shooting with Poor Boyz Productions and hitting on Kristi Leskinen. 'She hates guys,' Pete lamented, 'so it’s not going good.' Apparently Canada isn’t the only thing that’s tough for Pete to get into.
 
yeah ive heard of those condoms, sounds like a tropical time to me.

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
Try it man, when its in her mouth it feels real hot and amazing and when she takes it out and blows on it. Its ice cold. A very nice sensation. BUT BE WARNED...... DO NOT USE TO MUCH!!!!!!!

 
do that with alcohol....

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1. Cover your stump before you hump.

2. Before you attack her, wrap your attacker.

3. Don't be silly, protect your willy.

4. When in doubt, shroud your spout.

5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner.

6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.

7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.

8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.

9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.

10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.

11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick

12. If you go into heat, package your meat.

13. While you're undressing venus, dress up that penis.

14. When you take of her pants and blouse, be sure to suit up your trouser mouse.

15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member.

16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
 
then stick that shizzle in her boxtizzle.

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
and scorch all the little pubies away

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1. Cover your stump before you hump.

2. Before you attack her, wrap your attacker.

3. Don't be silly, protect your willy.

4. When in doubt, shroud your spout.

5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner.

6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.

7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.

8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.

9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.

10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.

11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick

12. If you go into heat, package your meat.

13. While you're undressing venus, dress up that penis.

14. When you take of her pants and blouse, be sure to suit up your trouser mouse.

15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member.

16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
 
They're trying to appeal morons to use condoms to avoid making costly mistakes (like having kids when you're like 18years old and broke, or even get HIV/AIDS).

 
someone posted about not having to need pussy, (i am to lazy to go back and look) anyways i was looking around on the internet on some dirty pictures, and theres this cup like looking thing that feels like reall pussy......just came to my mind

 
holy shit yea.... my ex boyfriend (still good friend) and his girlfriend use them... but he was too scared to buy them so he had to have one of my best friends buy them for him and he gave one to him... so when me and my friend were drunk we were playing with it, its mad cool shit

~Ella

Messed knees for life

*skiing isn't a sport, it's a lifestyle*

Ella and Lauren: changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.
 
its crazy shit foo. it 'enhances' the experience like 20 times more. not to mention you get more 'stamina'.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

MiKeE: If Shaun White is hot I hope I'm ugly.

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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
 
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