Hospital experiences

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danedegruyter

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last wednsday i sprained a tendon in my ankle and went to the hospital. They put me in a waiting room to wait for the doctor to check it and go for x-rays. after about 20 min of waiting some kid comes like walkin all tough into the room and hopped onto the other bed beside me. he had to be like 12-14 and his mom came in all mad at him. they put the curtain to divide us but i could still hear what they were saying. They were talking about the boy getting charged so i decided to listen in on it. Apparently the kid beside me beet his brother soo hard thathe ended up breaking both his arms and spraining both his ankles while beating him. the doctor said wow your pretty messed up and the mom said "you should take a look at his brother". im sitting there goin what the fuck! and the kid walks out of the room limping with both his arms out at his sides becuase their both in a cast. It wouldnt have been as bad if they didnt put his bones in place beside me though. haha and the doctor walks in and asked the mom if she was a native hahahaha.
 
also. the kid was making up stories.. he said the doctor told him he didnt deserve freezing, and that he deserved the pain. and when the doctor put the casts on he said i dont need them.. im just gunna take them off anyways.. what a badass!
 
2 emergency room visits 1 hot nurse thats all that counts

i broke my coller bone riding and i got a ski pole through my face
 
i have the worst one ever. i fell out of a tree and sprained my neck when i was like 11. i was stapped tight to one of those hard plastic boards for upwards of three hours and i could not take it and i cried. my head was bleeding and i didnt even hit it. plus i had a neck brace and it was hard to breath
 
i spent a week sleeping on the floor of the intensive care unit's waiting room after my friend hit a tree...we werent family so we couldnt stay in the rooms they have...very depressing experience
 
i ran into a dumpster once in forth grade on the playground...had to get 3 staples in my head...took like 3 hours
 
my freind broke his pelvis, ruptured his spleen, broke six ribs, and has a few more internal injuries. he has been in the hospital for a week hooked up to all kinds of machines and shit, im goin to go see him towmorrow
 
i broke my arm in a mogul comp. and so im sitting there in the bed and theres this bed across from me and this lady is laying there and while im waiting for my doctor a doctor visits her and apparently she was doing laundry in her house turned a corner and her pinky caught the corner of the wall and pulled it out of socket and so i had to watch them put it back in place cause there was nowhere else to look... yeah, that was pretty gross
 
i got a concussion and had to go to the hospital. and while i was laying there with the neck brace on and pinned down to the stretcher, i heard the guy in the next bed over getting his shoulder put back into place. it was terrible. he was moaning so much
 
when i knocked my teeth out, my mom couldnt get to the hospital for a few hours, so my dad took me. we spent about 45 minutes to get to the hospital, and i was in his car with a tooth knocked out and another bent across where the other one got knocked out of. i had a thing of gause that was full of blood when i walked into the emergency room. someone was asking my dad questions about me, but he didnt know anything. he would ask me the questions, so i had to answer questions that i didnt know the answers to while my mouth was bleeding alot. it took another 2 hours before the guy i needed to see could come, so i sat there while my dad waited for my mom. when the surgeon guy came, he took the tooth that was bent and tried to jam it back into positon. he then tried to jam the one that got knocked out back in my gums, it hurt so bad. then he gave me a stitch and i had to go to his office the next day and get surgery to get the roots of my teeth out. i did that while in a baseball uniform, and that was not a fun day
 
i sat in the ER for like 3 hours with my leg broken, and the ski resort didnt do anything more then put my leg in a cardboard box looking thing and throw some string around it to make it alittle more comfortable
 
i broke my tibia and fibula in my left leg skiing and i went to the hospital in a jeep with my ski boot still on and every light we came to was a red one sucked and while i was in the hospital my shine kinda looked a cliff kind of straight drop off where it was broken and then straight again down to the ankle and the people in the room next to us who we were waiting for so the doctor could come in the lady was all crying and stuff and the doctor is all like ma'm there is nothing wrong with you go home all the while im crying next door with a shin that is un aligned. then i had to go into the xray room switch from the gurney i was on onto the x-ray slab and i took one from the top then one from the side so i had to roll my broken leg over to the side and then i forget the rest after i was put under to realigne my bone then i woke up with a cast from my hip to my toes fun day
 
i had an experience like that except i just cracked my fib and tib.. i didnt need it to be aligned but i got very lucky.. i strolled into the er and immidiately was helped.. they gave me some kind of liquid painkiller and x-rayed fast and through a cast on all the way to my hip and said have fun learning to use crutches
 
back in my snowboarding glory days (hahaha) i landed a jump really wrong (aka completely missed the landing) and fractured my lower arm, dislocated my wrist and broke my hand in several places. the worst was having to snowboard back to the lodge and the 6 hour drive home to go to a local hospital.

when i was a little kid i was Pinnocchio in the play. I had a 3 side toe touch jump into the splits. i didnt warm up properly and ripped all of the muscles connecting to the leg bone completely off. that was a rough one.

i spend lots of time in hospitals.
 
just got out after 8 days..broken back 5 ribs sternum and collapsed lung...all my shit was fine, but i had the most rediculous roomate during my stay..the first kid was interesting..he had his colon removed, and he told me he had colidis which apparently "gives you uncontrolable runny shits every hour or so"...so that being said, im sure he has lived a fairly interesting life..he said hes had it for 5 yrs..i feel bad for th kid...the next one was in a car accident and had spent the past 6 months in the hospital recoveering from various surgeries, and spent his days talking shit on gay people and and apprantly praying aloud...he was a super religious kid, and he hated gays alot i guess..i think a male nurse started that rant of his...at any rate the combination of morphine, percacet, and fucked up roomies made my hospital stay quite a fiasco
 
not even close as the worst. i know i have you beat and mine was weak compared to others. I just spent 4.5 days in the hosptital, and the first 8 hours were in the emergency room.
 
ive never seen a hot nurse at our hospital. their all old and baggy n GROSS. and theres one fat bald guy whos a nurse aswel...
 
oh and ive been in the hospital for other things like 4 surgeries, stitches and broken limbs. so yeah... they know me well
 
I had to sit in the emergency room for 2 hours on 4th of july when i blew half of my index finger off with a bottle rocket.
 
FUNNY STORY RIGHT HERE:

i had to go for stitches that i got from a knife... while trying to open a bagel... damn you lehners bagels...
 
i tore a ligament in my knee in 6th grade, and i literally cannot move my knee, it just would not move because it was so swollen and because of the tear. so i get to the hospital, wait for 4 hours in the waiting room, then another 2 for x rays. when i finally get into the x ray room, im supposed to do one lying down, knee straight, which was easy, seeing as it was limp anyways.

then im asked to go on my stomach and bend it up to take another. i tell the lady that i no can do. in typical french manner, she yells at me. so i try to bend it, and i end up having to reach behind me with both arms to fold it up, which kinda hurt... all this for the doctor to tell me an hour after that i have a torn ligament and that i need 6 months of rest in a knee brace, which took all of 15 minutes to explain before he let me out of there.
 
dude i cut myself too when i was cutting a bagel! it was like 5 years ago and i sliced super deep into my thumb. it wasnt bad enough for the hospital though i just toughed it out
 
My girlfriend got hit by one of those rescue sleds they bring you down the mountain with. It came in at about 40 km/h and broke her leg in two places. it turns out that it slipped out of the guys hand and i have no idea how it hit her.

imagine get hit by an ambulance while on the sidewalk. smae thing.
 
last year when i broke 3 ribs, deformed/ had to have my ovary removed, and had a bleeding kidney.... they put me on morphine. i had never had morphine before, and i was in so much pain, when they gave it to me, i said "dad.. i feel all warm and fuzzy inside" and my dad just started laughing and saying "hahaha renees high!!" then, that night ididnt feel like sleeping so my male nurse came in and braided my hair and painted my nails and stuffff.
 
i was playing soccer and went in for a slide taclke on the ball, i got the ball away formt he kid and he didnt like that i did that so he kicked my ankle while my leg was locked and my ligament in my knee held too tightly i broke my femor in half on the gowth plate, causing my jagged femor bone to come close to cutting my femoral artery which would have killed me because i was in the middle of know where like some hick town, nearest hospital was like a hour, my parents thought i was faking it so we didnt go to the hospital for 3 days, i had to have a broken femor uncast for 3 days at any time my bone could have cut my artery and i would be dead in like 10 mins, and now i may have a short leg or just stunted my growth becuase i broke the groeth plate but im 5'7" i can live being this tall only
 
i was in the ER when i broke both my legs last spring and the guy next to me had a stroke... and died... right there in the same room as me it was really fucked up i didn't see anything- didn't want to. but i couldn't help but hearing it. and in my hospital stay prior to that one i was stuck in the er for a good 24 hours and at one point i got forgotten for quite a while or something and i had to piss so i just unscrewed my IV and went to take a piss and then screwed my IV back in... thus totally fucking myself up. i ended up in the hospital for a good week after that and my roomate had hit a tree at sugarbush (my home mountain/place of work) and broken both her legs and back collapsed her lung and ruptured her spleen. she was totally ravaged basically. and she liked the show alias and would always watch it and i hate that shit. and one of my overnight babysittyer nurse dudes was trying to get my number and i got them to increase my demerol dossage
 
Ok how about this, I broke my humerus(big bone from your elbow to your sholder) severly for the second time last year, actually broke it 2 months after the first break, some docotors are shit. *Cough *Cought *Porter*

So the second time i break my arm, I broke my wrist as well, I go for x-rays, and everyones like what are you doing back? I finsh xrays, and some little fucking 12 year old took my fucking room. All he has was a fat sliver in his thumb, so i was sitting out side on a bed with no shoes or shirt, just pants and one fucked up arm. I'm pissed off, but its like a walk in the park for me now, I was walking around and shit, my parents thought I was nuts. Finally after an hour I finally get my room.

They gave me alot of drugs:)When I woke up from when they suddated me to put my arm back in place, I was right fucked up, the doctors were having a riot, I thought I was slash from G 'n R, and started playing air guitar in the bed, and just saying funny shit, adn they were telling all their doctor buddies about me.

And then after I almost was back to normal, I needed to take a piss, like badly, IV puts so mush fluid into you, (I've been here for 9 hours) So they gave me a bottle, I was like noo, I'm going to need at least 3 of these. So fuck it, I unhook myself from all the elctronics, and wrap my iv around my body, and casually walk to the bathroom. I honestly pissed for 2 mins straight, ever seen austin Powers? Exactly like that, starting and stopping. I was afraid to do up my pants, cause I thought I would piss myself.

Then 15 mins before I leave, they tell me that my wriste is also broken( I didn't know this at first) so now my whole arm was casted. Then they give me some booty slippers, super comfy, and still no shirt. I walk out of the hospital looking redictulous, but o'well.

Moral of the story, don't break your Humerus. And get Feditine instead of Morphine, soo much better.
 
yeaa i had 30 stitches and 6 root canals. you could pull out my lower lip and see my chin bone the cut was sooo deep
 
ddddaaaaannnng. thats soo intense. i bit though my lip and it was soo bad to have 4 stiches on the inside, because your lip skin is like tissue paper, just comes right off... i can't imagine 30...
 
i forgot about this one.. i was in diving for like a week when iwas in grade 6 and there was some competition going on i wasnt in it but we couldnt use the pool. so we were on these balancing exersize balls practising ballance or something and she tells me to try kneeling on it. the area around us was covered in gym mats ontop of the pool deck. so i kneel on the fucker and next thing i know it through me like 4 feet too the left of me, i my body landed likeon the edge of the mat and my leg like sligshotted and the top of my foot smacked the pool deck. Instantly my foot turned blue and purple and scared the shit outa me so i go to the hospital with my mom. We waited for like 6 hours in the er and the swelling went down and it turned back to normal colour and i could walk so we went home without even seeing a doctor. shows how good our hospital systems are
 
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