Horseback riding

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skibrdingbitch

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skier_chick_360 is the one who thought of this. but it seems just about every girl on this site rides horses. i quess it is what we do when it is not ski session. i mean i think more guys (straight guys) should be in, not every day do you get to see a bunch of girls riding something.

a KiSs iS A KiSs, KiSsEs ArE tAsTeD. KIsSeS HaVe gErMs aNd gErMs aRe hAtEd, So kIsS Me bAbY, iM VaCcInAtEd!

 
I like horseriding, and I'm straight. And if anyone has any smartass comment about my sexuality then shut up!! lol. I'm lookin' at you Quebec, rrrrrrr, yeah, anyways, horse riding is rad.

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

 
yah man, i've only ridden a horse once, like when i was 13 or something, all i remember was that i was smiling the whole time and thought it was great. I haven't really given it much thought since.....but there's a stable like 200ft from my house and horses go up and down my road all day...maybe one day i'll wonder over.

 
I've ridden like 3 horses in my life and I'm never gonna do it again. Those things are slow, stinky, and have a mind of their own. Let them live their life in peace. Go get a mountain bike. Now that's fun.

'Oh man I'm so glad you guys rescued me! I'm so thirsty!!! You guys got any booze?' - Saucerboy
 
i rode a horse once in North dakota..it was really old and kept farting and crapping all over the place! that was the last time I'll ride a horse

Unity....... word up!!!
 
I have noticed that... maybe there's something to that.....

But anyways I've got a fully trained 17 year old stallion that's just wating to be ridden .... Any brave soul(s) want to give him a try?

Keep On Rockin In A Phatt World!!!!

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~
 
riding horses makes my crotch hurt...i really dont know why...but it does...dont anyone get smart ass off that comment either...WORD

you know that i saw this man sitting on the corner and then i turned and hit by a truck a possum was when the racoon said to me the zebra and elephant where hitting the bong while the cow and deer where doing blow but then it occured to me that drew was gone

late,

fish
 
haha that is really funny

a KiSs iS A KiSs, KiSsEs ArE tAsTeD. KIsSeS HaVe gErMs aNd gErMs aRe hAtEd, So kIsS Me bAbY, iM VaCcInAtEd!

 
haha you guys are funny!

svh you probably got stuck on some old nags who have little kids ride them and pull on thie faces 5 times a day for the past 23 years of their life.. i for one. own a 5 year old. Barrel racer... who jumps 3 feet when i decide to ride english. he aint slow and well fuck he has his days when i swear my head off at him as he tries to send me flying head first... haha darryl and mike got a first hand experience on that one... and uh yeah mike last i heard that stud was too old and sway backed and way way too small to be ridden. GIRLsDONT ME GOIN THERE..

~Phunkin' Phat Phreerider~

*I rule*
 
don't listen to her ladies... she's just disappointed because they gave HER horse the old snipity snip. MY horse is completely strong and a complete man.

Keep On Rockin In A Phatt World!!!!

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~
 
ummmmmm...

I don't like horseback riding at all. When I was 15, my parents took me and my family to ride some horses. Not only did it suck, but it was $40 dollars for every person.

First of all, The horse was a smelly, dirty, horse. It was just smelly, it took a shit while it was walking and I think it had some bad ass farting problems. Not cool.

Second of all, I didn't even get to do anything. The instructor tells me I can control the horse. Go where ever I want. I end up going on this boring little route that just plain sucks. After a while I realized I didn't even need to do anything. The horse knew the route on his own! Man was I pissed.

Third of all (and most important) is, I have slight tendency to dislike animals or things crushing my testicles. I mean, when I was on that animal, I thought I was sitting on some little jockey that was biting my nuts.

Overall, I had a very bad experience. I would probably like horseback riding if the horse didn't smell, I was freeriding, and my nuts didn't go to pieces.

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hahah! see um. once you learn to ride and sit back your nuts dont get crushed,, but there was this mexican kid who came to a camp last summer where i worked. and he was on this horse who loved to jump anyways to make it short.. he couldnt ride. and he was in a western saddle the horse decided he wanted to jump. kid went way outta the saddle and luckily landed infront of the saddly horn. cause otherwise if he was about 2 inches behind. he would have had to surgically remove his balls from inside of himself... it was really funny. but not for him. and mike,, my hore is still more of a man than you are yourself

~Phunkin' Phat Phreerider~

*I rule*
 
Just because he takes your abuse and I won't, doesn't make him more of a man.......

Keep On Rockin In A Phatt World!!!!

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~
 
what are you talking about you dont take my abuse.. um last time i checked i was pimping you out!!! so whatch your mouth boy or its gonna be smacked up tomorrow

~Phunkin' Phat Phreerider~

*I rule*
 
haha, Cryss layin' down da law!! Mikey, you gonna get yo ass whooped boy!!

I AM A STALLION!!!

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

 
haahha ouch....she bitch slapped you good there mike ;) lol

Matt

***Founder of the Dancing Penguin Revolution :)***

PhattTim: haha, computer got nutted by da gorilla on crack

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

 
haha, KAPOW!! Thonk!

ahem, by the way, the Kapow was Cryss slapping Mike up and the thonk was Mike hitting the floor

K.O!!!!

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

 
ohh looked like I got ruined.... nahhh. that whole pimping me out was more of 'lets get one of your friends to do Mike.' And We'll see about that whole slapping thing... yeah right.... you do know I'm into that stuff.... (now I'll never get slapped by her)

Keep On Rockin In A Phatt World!!!!

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~
 
dude you got wrecked, lol, and you totally ruined your chances with Cryss, hahahaha, ah well, it's all good brah, plenty of fish in the sea. I really have no idea what the whole fish thing has to do with it but hey, kinda stoopid really.

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

 
hey tim stop offering me out to other guys or us next summer aint going to happen. haha did we not just talk about this today??

~Phunkin' Phat Phreerider~

*I rule*
 
Oh *thonk* as another one hits the floor. lol

Matt

***Founder of the Dancing Penguin Revolution :)***

PhattTim: haha, computer got nutted by da gorilla on crack

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

 
I rode horses one time. I was scared at first but i got used to it. The stupid thing wouldnt quit eating plants though...

'Its wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.'-Dan Quail
 
haha, damnit yellow, lol, shuddup your head, SMACKDOWN!!! RRRRRR!! nah, I'm sorry Cryss,

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

 
'what's my riding level? Ummm... nothing, zero.?'

'Ok! Where's liughtening? How about gluestick? ok, lets saddle up gluestik!'

*And I got the only horse you could actually touch the ground while riding it*

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~~~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~~~

~PhattTim's a Hot Chick!

~'My huck doll does them in heaps, he's pretty fly'

PhattTim

~Peace~Love~Unity~Snow

~AIM Name= BigAirSkier1580
 
u guys are cccrrraazzzy!! lol

omg cryss i have a feeling ur gonna be EXTREMLY pissed at maggie!! eekers! hittage! lol...my horsey's kewl!!! she kicks ass!!! go PW! lol...her and beau kick ass.

 
what about me huh?? I kick ass too!!

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

 
tim you def. kick ass in my book

a KiSs iS A KiSs, KiSsEs ArE tAsTeD. KIsSeS HaVe gErMs aNd gErMs aRe hAtEd, So kIsS Me bAbY, iM VaCcInAtEd!

 
Yeah yeah yeah. i know. i was trying to do it purley from emmory and i havent listened to that in 6 months or so. I APOLOGIZE!

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~~~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~~~

~PhattTim's a Hot Chick!

~'My huck doll does them in heaps, he's pretty fly'

PhattTim

~Peace~Love~Unity~Snow

~AIM Name= BigAirSkier1580
 
yay!! I kick total ass in Angelica's book, that's all the affirmative kick assness I need, cheers dude! yaaaay!

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

 
i'm girl and i don't horseback ride!!

i used to though

maybe that counts

no i don't think so.

emily bennett

keep on rockin' in the FREE world

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~
 
common how can i not make a joke here....

all girls ride horses....

please,

stop.

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*****Ski the world**

i get chile and greenland
 
Chicks that ride horses are hot, well at least 80% of them

I just don't have the same passion for delivering mail as I do for making and delivering tacos.
 
never marry someone who likes to ride horses...youll be poor in no time...they're sooo fucking exspensive.

FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK

'This one goes out to all the virgins...thanks for nothing!!' -- Miles D.

'I had to use this super rad survival technique that i know about...' -- Saucer Boy

*Leader of the random swearing to irritate people revolution*

 
mmmm, depends on the chick though, like if it's Cryss then well, fine by me!!

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

 
AHAAH...dude....stop.You're killing me here. Tim you better hope sarah doesn't read any of this....then you are definately going to go *thonk* on the floor. lol :P

Matt

***Founder of the Dancing Penguin Revolution :)***

PhattTim: haha, computer got nutted by da gorilla on crack

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

 
haha, yeah brah, ah well, all good. MAtt, we should go on a horse mission sometime, that'd be phatt

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

 
lol.....like cowboys dude...hahahahah. HIgh ho silver and such...hha phattness...oh man what have I become? lol ;)

Matt

***Founder of the Dancing Penguin Revolution :)***

PhattTim: haha, computer got nutted by da gorilla on crack

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

 
haha, you've become the most bad assed phatt phunkin cowboy in the lad punk! You should feel lucky, haha. Remember to call someone a 'dirtbag' today, haha, yeah, horse missions are excellent.

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

 
Anyways, Anjelica, I'd love to scre.... I mean, uhhh, ride... with you. Horses, I mean. Yeah, that's it. ;)

~~~Phunkin' Phatt Crazed Postin' Phreerider Bro!~~~
 
Hahhaaha

Matt

***Founder of the Dancing Penguin Revolution :)***

PhattTim: haha, computer got nutted by da gorilla on crack

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

 
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA I am a laughing wreck on the floor, that was the funniest thing I read since my last chat with Matt, haha, golden!!

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

 
ya kami, ride horses with me, thats it

a KiSs iS A KiSs, KiSsEs ArE tAsTeD. KIsSeS HaVe gErMs aNd gErMs aRe hAtEd, So kIsS Me bAbY, iM VaCcInAtEd!

 
Matt, thank you for sticking up for me! I've learnt not to worry about what Tim says, coz I know he loves me! As for horse riding, its cool. I've been in Canada and New Zealand, and here in Aussie. The other two were nicer!!!

 
stop refering to everybody as dude. i am dude.

your getting me all confused.

and god knows it doesnt take much

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*****Ski the world**

i get chile and greenland
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! KAMI! BRILLIANCE! SHEER AND UTTER BRILLIANCE. HAHAHAHA!

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~~~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~~~

~PhattTim's a Hot Chick!

~'My huck doll does them in heaps, he's pretty fly'

PhattTim

~Peace~Love~Unity~Snow

~AIM Name= BigAirSkier1580
 
HAHAHA!! that had some class kami, rock on brutha g!! haha, especially the 'luv ya andgelica' hehe

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*

 
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