Horrible weekend

Nivrittam

Nivrittam

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had a vb trip this weekend, so my gf came over the night before i left and we fucked. so then the next day at vb my genitals got itchy beyond imagination. So my coach takes me to the hospital because its so bad. Apparently im allergic to latex..... so i spend 20 bucks on cream....fucking gay. So i get back today and throw a party, its fucking kickin. Then some 20 year olds show up, but all teh doors are locked so tehy try and break in and shit. so i get 2 bats and grab my joysticks and give them out. Within 1 minute of them showing up my neighbours show up and help me break shit up, but if they werent there me and my friends would be in jail. So once everyone leaves, teh cops show up and ask me a shit load of questions so now im sketchin...theres 2 piles of puke on my floor. And on top of all this my gf thinks shes pregnant and im 15 years old. fuck
 
well, have fun with life if you cant use condoms, your girlfriend is pregnant, your parents are going to ground you, and you 15
 
alergic to latex? you can always use animal intestine condoms! hooray for no worries! and children are fantastic, and you have your energetic youth to raise him/her! your life rules, matt.
 
use protection. i thought they tought that shit in school these days

oh well once you get pass this you'll be a little older
 
well thats why you use protection, and ask questions first, get naked later, or you could just not have sex at all, thats the simpler answer to this
 
its not really a big deal if she is pregnant, which she probably isnt. it was only a few days ago, cant you take the morning after pill for 5 days afterward?
 
oh boy...its a pill that kills a very young baby i guess?but im not sure, but all i know is that ur supposed to take it after sex...so go buy it put it down ur bitchs throat
 
that party was fuckin sweet. I was stoked for the hickies to come so I could bust out your goalie stick and your hammmer.
 
hahaha fuck i had so much adrenaline, within the minute i would have fucked up some hickies, but my neighoburs came so it all was settled in the end
 
nope. just go to a health clinic and pick up some birth control and they will give you some. they would probably also check to see if shes prego or not.
 
haha.

anyways wait 2 weeks and youll forget about it. people are alwats sketched out about stuff at parties then its forgotten.
 
being allergic to latex??? fuck man thats gotta be the most unlucky thing in the world. was that the first time u had sex wiht a condom?
 
ok matbe i'm just completely retarded but you went on a vb trip, is that volley ball? your on a volley ball team? please explain to me what vb is
 
male volleyball, sweet, id love to be on a volley ball team and wear little shorts and participate in a sport that requires very little to no athletic ability. sweet i want to start one at my school now
 
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