Hornbeck, Phil and Andy Parry are from the future

SteveStepp

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Heres the deal. These guys are doing tricks that nobody else has done/thought of. How? Theres only one logical explanation. These guys are living in the present, but their brains are far into the future. Whatever tricks they are thinking of in their time, is actually the future...but they are physically manifested in our present.

So fucked up. Thanks guys.
 
i am from the the year 2032 and can safely verify i have seen them at 2018. i cannot provide evidence whether they are original residents of the future or traveled forward from a previous postexperience in a time space continuum, however it is a fact certain regions and data points of their brains have been developed at 2018. thank you for reading.
 
They are from the future Do you guys remember X-games like 5 6 7 years ago when you would
make up tricks in your mind and wonder what they would look like who knew.......
 
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they are not from the future, they are just freestyle skiers. keepin freestyle by NOT doin the same shit everyone else is doin. props to these true freestyle skiers that are keepin it real.
 
if this is true then is your brain far into the past? and your tricks are actually from 1,000's of years ago? str8 mummy shit.

think about that.
 
it all makes sense!!! I had a hunch, but couldn't prove it!!! Thank you almighty orange name for proving my theory!!
 
He speaks the truth Hornbeck's got those tricks and that style no one else has...he is definatly bringin something fresh to skiing. Add Jeff Kiesel to that list too
 
I started my 420 at 8 am as well blunt every hour and a super blunt at noon!!!! no such thing as to early to wake and bake
 
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