Hookers

[wzrdtrx]

It is my birthday. I love everyone on NS. Will someone buy me a hooker?

 

[wzrdtrx]

I forgot to mention, it's my birthday

 

[fillup]

Wait dude, is it your birthday?

 

[NotGhood]

here ya go

 

[2L208]

you gotta give us a paypal. happy birthday bre

 

[Spagett+]

Just sent three of the finest men you can buy for 25 dollars to your home,and 5 to your parents house.

 

[wzrdtrx]

matthewedodds@gmail.com I think the hookers are 300 bones but you can fuck them for an hour winning

 

[El_Barto.]

I have a buddy who had always wanted to nail a hooker. He went for it a few years ago. apparently had some crazy hate sex. Seems like the thing to do

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

Can I shoot you in the face?

 

[987321654hgfd]

Two of my buddies double teamed a pregnant hooker. Or as we like to call them "ladies of the night."

 

[JamieOBalls]

just signed you up for a violent gay sex e-newsletter

 

[987321654hgfd]

http://www.backpage.com/

 

[Puns]

*sex workers

 

[last_tango]

wtf really?

 

[wzrdtrx]

I know that the hookers come from backpage.com that's why I need by nsers to buy me one

 

[last_tango]

that site seems to me to be cops posting. Go find your local coke dealer and find a hooker though them.

 

[wzrdtrx]

I know dudes that bought hookers from that site, pretty sure it is legit

 

[AcidKneeDrop]

if i buy you a hooker she is gonna have a penis

 

[Aidan-G]

Do some meth, bang a hooker, kill said hooker. Congrats now you're a man

 

[Dragonite.]

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[987321654hgfd]

No it's definitely legit.

 

[Elmo.]

am i the only one losing my mind over how funny this is..... assuming its true

 

[Firewood]

Lol @ troll

 

[theschneidler]

It's the only way to achieve the ultimate goal of manhood.

 

[Aidan-G]

There's others but they include bedding a female yeti and unless you have horns and a barbed penis good luck with that

 

[deleted5]

when i made a thread for my 21st it got deleted #modbullshit

 

[Abu_Hajaar]

Lol that's pussy shit. Op you should go make some meth, kill a hooker, bang said dead hooker, make more meth, then repeat until satisfied.

 

[2L208]

sounds like you had too much breaking bad bro

 

[wzrdtrx]

I just wanna bang the bitch once man

 

[2L208]

do it twice i wouldn't last 5 min with an ugly hoe

 

[Stickity]

i'm sitting on a toilet, as butt lava spews forth from my anus, trying to contain my laughter

 

[2L208]

 

[wzrdtrx]

Zombie Lincoln bothers me not

 

[2L208]

like taco says you a stupid nigga

 

[Aidan-G]

It kinda goes without saying that after you kill the hooker, you remove the head and have sex with the corpse, then have sex with the head, then inject heroin into the tip of your dick.

 

[Aidan-G]

Those words. Such beauty. The world has never seen the likes of before

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

You forgot to mention that once all of this is completed, you take you heroin dick and kill 8 homeless people by impaling them through the eye

 

[Lansfield]

IS YOUR BROTHER NAMED ZACH?

 

[ChungBol]

Ill be you be hooker