Honest Ski Company Slogans

I don't see the hate behind this. Both I and Gavin Rudy did Honest ski slogans after "Honest Snowboard Brand Slogans". Gavins were absolutely hilarious and I loved them and he inspired me to do mine.

These slogans are also on point as fuck and made me laugh pretty hard. Props to you op for making my day.
 
^

Yeah, the more people doing it, the funnier! Ideas from a bunch of people are always better than the ideas from just one.
 
13072870:Railersailer said:
Armada sued someone. End of story
Click to expand...

Why? I know its probably stupid ski gossip, but I'm like that high school girl who hasn't heard and will ask everyone if I don't find out why.
 
13072970:chadsgape said:
Im not trying to hate on you in any way. I just want to say that your advertising campaign is easy as fuck all thanks to NS. Its an open forum that anyone can post on, made exclusively for freestyle skiing and you have access to a large portion of your potential consumers through videos, forums, pictures, ads, etc.
Click to expand...

We have an opening at the jelly school
 
13072970:chadsgape said:
Im not trying to hate on you in any way. I just want to say that your advertising campaign is easy as fuck all thanks to NS. Its an open forum that anyone can post on, made exclusively for freestyle skiing and you have access to a large portion of your potential consumers through videos, forums, pictures, ads, etc.
Click to expand...

Don't forget, JLev has done just as much for NS as NS has done for him. You know......as one of the originators of the twintip and all.
 
13072970:chadsgape said:
Im not trying to hate on you in any way. I just want to say that your advertising campaign is easy as fuck all thanks to NS. Its an open forum that anyone can post on, made exclusively for freestyle skiing and you have access to a large portion of your potential consumers through videos, forums, pictures, ads, etc.
Click to expand...

Seriously? So can any other ski company... Newschoolers doesn't cater to J exclusively, there's just more J Skis advertising because the J team realizes the reach and power of NS.
 
13072970:chadsgape said:
Im not trying to hate on you in any way. I just want to say that your advertising campaign is easy as fuck all thanks to NS. Its an open forum that anyone can post on, made exclusively for freestyle skiing and you have access to a large portion of your potential consumers through videos, forums, pictures, ads, etc.
Click to expand...

I would prefer to see a company be more involved in the community like Jason is. He knows what the community wants and responds accordingly. If you asked Atomic or Volkl what the community wants they couldn't answer it to save their lives. Ask Jason what the community wants and he will tell you. He seems to be one of the few brands that actually care about the community.
 
This isn't even true. Surface skiing's dollar store? Dynastar and Liberty were the one that even made fucking sense.
 
13073141:JibbinJackson said:
This isn't even true. Surface skiing's dollar store? Dynastar and Liberty were the one that even made fucking sense.
Click to expand...

agreed....

btw OP what is J?
 
yea ive seen surface skis thrashed and destroyed... but as a local that lived near their shop the vibes and guys working there are awesome. i always wanted to go into the shop just to say hey. mike schneider (may have murdered the last names spelling) is awesome. him and rob are both father and love being a part of the ski industry and at the same time work even harder at getting their kids involved into all of it. i love those guys! they are so nice and if you just upkeep your skis and treat them well off the slopes then yea they will last you and you will have lots of fun on them.

Note: i dont ride surfaces anymore but i kept up on my surfaces and still have them if i ever want to mount em up again and i feel like i got my moneys worth with them. in fact i was really satisfied.
 
13073073:ChubbyBoy said:
If you asked Atomic or Volkl what the community wants they couldn't answer it to save their lives.
Click to expand...

Speaking strictly for Atomic here, our message is simple- grow a huge team, have said team riders marry hot chicks, and their resulting army of freeskiing babies will one day take over all of freeskiing. That message comes straight from the top and we're fairly confident the community feels the same way. We'll hold a couple of focus groups from selected demographics and sample populations just to double check that we're on point.
 
13073300:onenerdykid said:
Speaking strictly for Atomic here, our message is simple- grow a huge team, have said team riders marry hot chicks, and their resulting army of freeskiing babies will one day take over all of freeskiing. That message comes straight from the top and we're fairly confident the community feels the same way. We'll hold a couple of focus groups from selected demographics and sample populations just to double check that we're on point.
Click to expand...

Clearly Andreas is the leader of the charge and Jossi and Keefer and in pursuit. It's all going according to plan, haha.
 
13073302:BWalmer said:
Clearly Andreas is the leader of the charge and Jossi and Keefer and in pursuit. It's all going according to plan, haha.
Click to expand...

Don't forget about Benchetler and Kimmy. Their (potential) babies will theoretically be the strongest of the bunch. On paper, it's looking pretty good.
 
13073141:JibbinJackson said:
This isn't even true. Surface skiing's dollar store? Dynastar and Liberty were the one that even made fucking sense.
Click to expand...

So I'm guessing you ride surface? Or you are just impulsively pist for no reason?
 
13073304:onenerdykid said:
Don't forget about Benchetler and Kimmy. Their (potential) babies will theoretically be the strongest of the bunch. On paper, it's looking pretty good.
Click to expand...

Candide's kid will probably do a double back out of the womb then win X games the following year.
 
Moment: Squares are our favourite shape.

Volkl: We forgot what natural camber was.

Olin: We were big in the 70's.

K2: Buy American (hehehe)

Volant: We look great next to your stainless steel kitchen appliances!

Swix: We're Norwegian damnit! Not swiss!

Goode: The real carbon footprint.

Hart: MOGULS FOREVER!

Knee Bindings: Save your knees with 1970's binding tech!

4FRNT: We swear we came out before Armada...

Atomic: We love Salomon!

Salomon: We love Atomic!

Blizzard: We first trolled you with "Blah-Zahrd", but now we're actually "Blih-zurd" like we should be.
 
Look bindings: You're probably going to choose the FKS.

Fischer: Vacum fit, just another way of saying heat molded.

Oakley: The original non endemic sponsor.

Dalbello: We make boots, just not as cool as full tilt
 
13073833:ChubbyBoy said:
Look bindings: You're probably going to choose the FKS.

Fischer: Vacum fit, just another way of saying heat molded.

Oakley: The original non endemic sponsor.

Dalbello: We make boots, just not as cool as full tilt
Click to expand...

13073874:_yager_ said:
Meathead Films

We're broke as shit
Click to expand...

You couldn't be more wrong about the vacuum fit
 
13072883:JuliusJ said:
Why? I know its probably stupid ski gossip, but I'm like that high school girl who hasn't heard and will ask everyone if I don't find out why.
Click to expand...

Here is what I found on the forums:

"Browsing through the Utah Report (a list of lawsuits filed in the state yesterday) I noticed a lawsuit filed where Rossignol was suing Armada. Doing a little research, I discovered that the lawsuit generally arose because Armada sent Rossignol a cease and desist letter claiming the S7 and BC110W violate a patent Armada owns. Rossignol sought a declaratory action that those skis do not violate Armadas patent, that Armada's patent is invalid and that Armada ARV skis violate one of Rossignol's patents. It will be curious to see where this one goes. It also makes me wonder if all the other manufactures of S7 like skis (i.e. ON3p Billygoat, Atomic Bent Cheetler) received a similar cease and desist letter."
 
13074691:MillPiddy said:
This is blatant ignorance
Click to expand...

Do you see Atomic interacting with the NS community? Or any other big brand for that matter? I love Volkl, atomic etc skis. I think they're very well made. I also lovetheir teams. However if there was a sudden movement on NS towards say skis with psycadelic graphics and there was an outpour of demand for a psycadelic graphic, who do you think would respond first, get the comunities oinion and respond accordingly? J or other?
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top