Honda F*cking Civics

skieveryday

skieveryday

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These cars just piss me off...I counted 25 of these piece of shit riced out compact family cars while driving home from the MTN today. And the driver of every one of them thought he was the fucking shit. I'd rather drive an 86 VW Bug than a Honda Civic that sounds like a two stroke dirt bike and looks like sheit...LATE

I'll tell you where...someplace warm...a place where the beer flows like wine...where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of capastrano...I'm talkin' about a little place called Asssspennnnn...
 
i agree haha two stoke dirt bikes

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yeah Civics are too played out. way to riced-out.

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or asian, we sat in a comunity near my pals and alot of asians live there, every honda we say in that hour (alot) was asianised

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until somone figures out how to drive one under a tractor trailer in real life, they suck

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ya, i totally agree! i wouldnt drive one cause those fag ass ginos and asians give them a bad image/reputation. i wouldnt watn to be stereotyped as one of them.

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Only really really good suped up show car civics are nice. All the rest of them are just missing something.

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I like my '89 Civic, its reliable, fun to drive and it fits my skis.

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skieveryday you probably dont even drive, civics are goo on gas, and were the first low emmision vehicles. You have probably grown so accustomed to making fun of hondas with or with out a fat muffler and a spoiler. grow a fucking brain

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spend about 10g's and get a type r engine put in a civic,and smoke everyone..............

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i have a 98 civic, im putting zero mods on it. and if u put a new engine in it (like anything would fit) then its no longer a civic. they are reliable cars with good gas milage. but i agree with ppl putting crap on a civic. why would u need a big spoiler on a car that prolly wont even hit 100.

 
On the fucking contrary you ignorant dipshit. I've been driving a 98' Toyota 4Runner for two years now and it's been a damn good truck...just as reliable as you and your 'asianised' Honda Civics. I'm sure they're good cars but they were never meant to be modified like they have been and it just annoys the hell outta me. Now, by starting this thread I wasn't asking you to tell me how good these cars are or how much you support them...I was just venting...so don't get so up-tight about it...it's not THAT big of a deal...LATE

I'll tell you where...someplace warm...a place where the beer flows like wine...where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of capastrano...I'm talkin' about a little place called Asssspennnnn...
 
i'd drive a civic cause its a car and it would get me from A to B, not cause all the fags put big mufflers to make them look cool, cause face it, theyre not pimped cars.

one of the funniest things i've ever seen was a neon with a wing. ok, neons cant go fast enough for the wing to work (like 100 m/h or something). and secondly, neons are a front wheel drive car, which means that downforce that is potentially being created is useless.

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my post above was directed at 'timbojones'...not 'skeeordye'...LATE

I'll tell you where...someplace warm...a place where the beer flows like wine...where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of capastrano...I'm talkin' about a little place called Asssspennnnn...
 
i dont really care about honda, but they are rated like the best quality cars on the market

 
Yeah , I drive a 95 Civic because it was free (when my mom bought a new car). Judging people on what car they drive is rediculous. Like the dude said above, it's something to get you and your shit from A to B. If people insist on modifying their cars (yes, I don't know why they do it either), then so be it. They want you to look at their cars, so the best thing you can do is to ignore them.

 
yeah civics do kinda suck, if i bought anything from honda, i would go with a prelude

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to sum something up for Honda fools, Type R models...still suck

ohhh la dee daaaaaa a Type R, congrats your still not even pushing 200hp, yet everyone catches a huge wood over them, and the conversions are expensive.

Also, if civics are economic fuel efficient etc, this makes them worse for street racing. Think about it, if you have a 90hp car meant for driving around the City, what good is it to you dragging down a strip, well it isn't. Which is why they convert to 6 inch mufflers and other shit.

and thats my ramble on how shitty civics are, 2003 Tiburons forever! wooo, now there's a car, the I4 engine can withold 700hp if turbocharged correctly, comes with 135hp stock (more than a civic) and looks ten times better. the V6 model pushes 171hp and has coool features. Both cares are really cheap

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if u must put a new exhast on your car (dont do unless u have 6 cyl.) you dont get a fuking exhaust tip that makes a little buzzing sound, you get a full exhaust system that shakes the ground.

 
Civics are horrible cuz they're frickin made of thin fiber glass and will crush the driver if you're goin over 25 mph and hit something. They're the least safest car out there, Honda just bribes the safety commities to give them good ratings.

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3' is too big for an NA 4cyl engine. 2.5' is an optimal size.

Anyway, I love my Subaru to death (too bad it's not a WRX STi or a Legacy B4 *sigh*). It's just as reliable as any Honda and handles better (the H4 engine has a lower center of gravity). And it doesn't need some nasty-azz muffler to make it perform better.

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i would like to see lagwagon in a riced out civic get t-boned by a fucking semi

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haha, like a 2 stroke, that's funny because last summer i took the baffle out of the muffler on my motorcycle, and it sounds like a civic with one of those mufflers.

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Why to does everyone have to mod thier cars? I am happy with a car that won't drain my money. As for economy, there aren't much better cars then a Honda.

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the fact of the matter is yes a civic is a good car for emmisions, reliability, etc. but this is not a 'fast' car it doesnt deserve to be modded... its just not that type people shouldn't pimp em' because they're worthless unless you spend loads of cash on new engines and such other than that a big fat muffler and a spolier/ graphics give the car a horrible image that is dumb to me..... just my opinions thou...

 
there is this gnarly ass pimped out civic that this guy owns who goes to skatepark sometimes, except it's not a civic anymore due to modifications... the body doesn't even look nearly the same anymore...

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I love how people don't realize their two foot wing on the back of their Honda only makes them slower.

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How can the car someone elses drives piss you off so much? goddamn just shut the hell up. No one cares if riced out civics piss you off, if you dont like it don't buy one. If you can't stand to look at them, gouge out your eyeballs with a spoon. People will do whatever the fuck they want to, and you 'venting' on this forum isn't going to change a damn thing.

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marlin:

'neons are a front wheel drive car, which means that downforce that is potentially being created is useless'

do you have a fucking clue what you're talking about? i agree that neons are gay.....but you obviously dont understand the usefullness of spoilers.

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marlin is making a better point than you

'wings' or at least the ones that are there for a purpose, mainly fit RWD cars, when a RWD car jumps off the line lets say, the weight of the car is pushed to the back, and the wing creates downforce to bring the front end of the car down...

but if this is wrong, i'm only 16 and haven't taken Physics courses yet

but a wing on a FWD or AWD can help, but it's minimal and usually only for style

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whatever not everyone rices them out, youre gay if you do that but civics are nice ass cars very reliable and cheap to own.

 
actually spoilers are also useful to front wheel drive cars. At very high speeds the car will pick up lift and the rear of the car will fish tail which may cause the driver to lose control. A spoiler will create downforce on the rear tires causing them to stay firmly on the ground.

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Whoa there 'skifree737'...I'm thinking that you need to calm yourself down right about now. Do you even realize how many people there are that have responded in agreement? Or are you too fucking dumb to count that high? None of the posts on Newschoolers are going to change anything...and I realize that to a full extent. By posting this thread I wasn't thinking I could change the way that people thought about cars. I simply wanted to see if there were others out there who thought the same way as I did. Some of you people turn this shit into WAY toO big of a deal when it doesn't have to be...thIS thread is harmless...now go take a fucking nap...LATE

I'll tell you where...someplace warm...a place where the beer flows like wine...where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of capastrano...I'm talkin' about a little place called Asssspennnnn...
 
Why does everyone care so fucking much what someone does with their car... You like to ski... they like to put a bunch of junk on their car.

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this is y i drive a fuckin v6 jetta~~

daclausedog: i had to throw up but i feel sevral times beter now

tanner hall is yummy!!,

aww matt i luv u babe
 
^ Should of gotten the 1.8T

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well my mom said i could choose between a jetta or an rx7, but they are rwd, and i test drove it in tha winter and it sucks, ohhh well my lil bro just turned 16 and he gotta fuckin GTI, i should have waited, his car is soo dope

daclausedog: i had to throw up but i feel sevral times beter now

tanner hall is yummy!!,

aww matt i luv u babe
 
I still envy your jetta (even if it isn't a 1.8T)and your generous parents.

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meh. if ur a chick , ok , if ur a dude, hellllsss no, they r pussy cars

daclausedog: i had to throw up but i feel sevral times beter now

tanner hall is yummy!!,

aww matt i luv u babe
 
dumbass, u turned down a fucking RX-7 because of winter driving? woooooooooooooo (CrAzY!!)

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it really pisses me how they go out and buy 200 doller rims, 200 dollar muffler that sounds like a 400 pound old lady dropping borwn, and then put on like 10000 stickers from mod stores and companies that have no parts whatsoever in their car. then drive around town with their sticker tinted windows and think their car can bear a 1980 geo. WELL IT CANT FUCKERS!



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thats what you get for buying a honda

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