Nothings wrong with me...
I live on a lake, I'm out on the water everyday. I've done many things on the water, including this pathetic sport. I personally think it's a waste of time, and looks super gay (no style whatsoever). It's my opinion - that doesn't mean something is wrong with me.
I already gave him props for handmaking his own. He's got some talent for sure! I'm pretty sure Nations are handmade too though.. There isn't a big enough market to mass produce them.