Homemade Cookies/Baked Goods

no_steeze

no_steeze

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yo wuddup mah thugs i wuz tired of non-custom brownies n shit so i started making my own. i generally take 2 brownies of different brands and poorly attach them into one awesome brownie. it will probably look and taste like shit but at least its original, kind of like this sweet hoodie i just bought

i'm not very good at baking but i can make the mix or something, shit's gonna be ca$h. my company is called STR8 ThUg Bakin' Co. & Son and I make cookies and brownies...cakes cost extra. i'll ship them in a padded envelope but i will not be responsible for any lost or stolen baked goods, or anything smooshed in transit. i am negotiating ad space on ns currently but for now i have this thread, please don't delete this

Cookies- 12 for $10

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Brownies- 10 for $9

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Cakes- 1 for $78 (they're really really good)

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fuck all that conformist duncan hines bullshit, buy my custom baked goods and you will probably regret it!

 
of course, they're custom and taste really good

they don't need drugs to be special

*note* if small quantities of arsenic and clorox are found in brownies it is not my fault, it is a side effect of sweet custom brownies
 
nothing's free

these take me like 10 mins to make

first i have to completely destroy my old brownies and cut the fuck out of them. then i need to cut up the new brownies. then i need to very crappily and hastily attach them using inadequate supplies until they look thug
 
It's industry standard to measure the outer diameter. N00B, you act like you've never dealt with someone who makes custom baked goods.
 
cakes are custom. you tell me

how's that for a business model. it'll taste like shit and look terrible but i cater to the minority who is underrepresented by the big corporations. plus did i mention they're custom?
 
Honestly, can I buy some brownies? Every time I make own I burn the bottom and they are never fudgy. All inuendos aside, I would honestly like to purchase brownies.
 
Everyone buy up! This company is bringing something new to the table(no pun intended). Its a baker driven, core company by bakers for bakers.

It's run by bakers just like you who were fed up with the current selection of mass produced baked goods.

Dont be eating what everyone else is eating, eat something different and be your own origninal person!
 
he only does brownies cakes and cookies although next year i heard he has a new line comeing out with pancakes
 
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