Holy toad.

[deathcookie]

I just went outside to pick up the newspaper. I open it up and start reading it. Everything is normal. Then I open up the media section and a fucking huge toad popped out of it and is hopping around my house at this moment. Im surprised i didnt have a heart attack.

 

[ThaLetterM.]

hahahahha that made me laugh

 

[heFF]

haha that would be quite surprising

+karma for actually sharing something funny

 

[deathcookie]

I just caught it. Now its in my front yard.

 

[2+2=5]

i remember the days of going to the pond and catching toads and racing them

 

[deathcookie]

Yah, when I was smaller catching frogs at the lake was awesome. I still do it sometimes when Im incredibly bored. We used to have contests to see who could catch the most.

 

[richards]

one time me and my friends caught 28 at my cabin

it was crazy

 

[Gnl.Weirdness]

truly epic

 

[E.C.]

onetime i found a dead toad outside my house and got a net then started whiping it at my friends, good times i was 10 by the way