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hemlockjibber8

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whistler was amazing today. skiing pow half way up to my penis. while i may be somewhat short and have an extremely long penis, you may think it wasnt actually that deep, you are wrong. it was crazy deep. and i was introduced to the weekend chutes. i like them much
 
ya today was dope. the snow when over my head on a few 15 foot drops but i hit a bunch of rocks in a few places on blackcomb and scraped up my brand new karmas.
 
week-end chutes??? Where are those? i cant wait till next saturday to ski whis again france has shit snow right now
 
i would also like to know the chutes you are refering to...Finally some snow, so when I get back home I can party on the hill...
 
they are out of bounds so because of the amount of gapers on ns i will not publicly release this info. pm me.

oh yeah, 8:10am on new years day. freshies all morning . yeeeeehaw
 
My plan was to be up there early today to ski while everyone else was hung over... and it turned out I was everyone else. So yeah, that didn't work.
 
i know those chutes, i havent skied them tho. but your wrong about the weather and stuff. whistler is a fuckin disaster. go to blackcomb. they really have thir shit together there. no snow on whistler.
 
you so silly petey poo. whistler was amazing today windy but wicked. hardly a risk for hidden rocks, so much pow pow. 7th is fun though
 
i tagged a fuck load of rocks on friday... my seths got more vicious. but uh... the feeders were deeptastic.

but hey guess what, crystal mountain has more snow than whistler
 
yeah I was up early on new years day as well. so rad. I'm not sure if I forgot how good whistler is or if i'm just getting used to scumshine, but it was amazing. also i was on brand new skis that i love.

if anyone wants to go up this week let me know...
 
today(mon) was dope up blackcomb tons of fresh, saturday hiked piccolo with some buddies, i was first in and broke off a huge slab on my second turn which carried me all the way down past where burnt stew hits the boundary, luckily i was able to ride it out. for all u headin out of the ski area make sure yur perpared; alpine, treeline, and below treeline danger are all high right now
 
i cant wait to make it up there! snowbird/alta is getting boring, it will always be my home base, but 3 years straight and i needa fucking vacation, and its either jackson or whis.
 
i shall be up wed and fri, and thurs too if i can arrange it.

on brand new liberty sb's. they have guns on them. i'm not hard to miss. gray and red sessions jacket, dark gray nfa pants. blonde ponytail sticking out.

say hi!
 
hey faller... basically i cant ride in the next few days... but i do have touring gear and no one to go out with... and i dont know the bc up there so i could use someone to ride with sometime
 
peak was so fuckin unreal yesterday...it was the best ive hit in over 4 years...i logged so much air time it was retarded. Green light all day...
 
oh yeah weekend chutes are not for the majority of the NS crowd, unless you bring your depends and like skiing shit this steep...\ with deadly consquences if you fall...then gimme a call i will scare the shit out of you. just dont bring your pass...
 
yup today was quite possibly the best day i've had ever, if not a very long time.

blackcomb was sick. rode sudan, spankys, bcomb glacier all day with 2 of my best girlfriends. skiing with girls is so much more fun! too bad none seem to live in the calgary area. or at least i'm bad at meeting them.

anyways, heading back up on friday, can't wait!!!
 
weekend chutes ? what you mean the old west bowl entrance ? ;p saturday chute, sunday chute, friday the 13th, the hanging roll ?

man that shit was in bounds until idiots began bashing their heads open on it ..

funny thing is, you head up there and for years despite official closure on the map, patrol would still have a gate
 
Monday was unbelieveable.. I thought I was going to piss myself loading in the morning. I got a run down jersey then headed straight over to 7th, and got first tracks down bushrat.. its pretty sick atm, the drop in keeps most of the weekenders away. Other than that, its pretty epic skiing from 8:15-10:30ish... and now its pissing rain and I fucking tore my meniscus again training gates on wednesday, gay. Anyone go up today? Is it any good or is it all windblown/wet?
 
7th heaven at 9 this morning was awesome, first tracks in lakeside bowl and many tracks under the chair, secret bowl was sick as well as j cream bowl.
 
ahhh that whole week was sooo sick, best conditions i've had there for the past couple years... i was ripping the 1st through the 7th, it was sooo dope
 
some patroller called me off skiing sundance cause they thought i was a tourist who was gonna die... and i thouhgt they were yelling threats or some shit... so i did, oh well.
 
No more people need to know about the weekend chutes, I'm starting to get pissed off because I haven't been the first one in there yet this season.
 
im not telling people.

today was epic. cliffs...with landings. always a good addition.

oh and first tracks down jersey cream face, right through the pillows. oh and Mckeeman, if that was you. Fuck you their my freshies. haha

dumb bitch at glacier chair. she tells us that its not opening for many hours, if at all today. no fence set up and still blasting. so we go up jersey and see people uploading.

i told her i would kill her children
 
wow. thats all i can say about yesterday. freshies everywhere and lots of it... couloir extreme, overbite, jersey wall, underneath excelerator!, where else... cbc trees, simply put, my best day this year. and no lines! kinda gay what theyve been doing this year with the opening of 7th and glacier simultaneously but whatever i suppose. both opened at noon yesterday, so we waited while we watched patrol do about 5 laps along with some mtn safety morons...
 
you^^, and you^^^^, are a disgrace to the people that can only enjoy week-end warrior privileges, but who are not really week-end warriors. So screw you both
 
ive been hesitant to go head down cbc north this season for fear of not enough snow in the tight trees, has it filled in enough now?
 
its purdy fille din. down low theres a few logs you have to make sure your tips dont go under, but the pillows to the cat track are sweet. its kinda sketch actually. i skied it on the cement day, so you didnt go through
 
ok, from that picture it somehow looks like CBC is between the glacier and Jersey Cream, this bunch of sick trees in the middle, or am I totally off???
 
i wouldnt reccomend going exploring down around cbc if you've never been there before, there are many areas that can seriously fuck you up, its super easy to get lost in those trees and theres a pretty hefty cliffband. go with someone who knows
 
dont go poking around in there... it gets tight in a lot of spots and its easy to get cliffed out... as the above dude said... go with someone who's done it before...
 
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