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i was just mowing my lawn(pretty big) and when i was driving down this one parti hit a swarm of flying ants and had like 30 on me so i get up and brush them off and put my ipod back on and start mowing some more and like 30 min later im driving down another part like 100 feet infront of the 1st swarm and all of a sudden i feel like 100 little bumps hit me i look down and im COVERED from head to toe in flying ants.. i almost shit myself jump off my mower while its still moving take off my shirt and run... i get all the little shits off and look up theres millions of flying ants flying around my yard.. the worst part is now i have to go back get on the mower and drive out while im in the middle of this giant fucking swarm of bugs.... i get to the house and look out over the field and theres shit loads of them.. and now i refuse to mow the rest of the lawn till there gone.

i was my dad was a dermatologist then he could tell me why i have big blood blisters all over my genetalia. im thinking it might be from last saturday where i got completely hammered and my and my friends had an orgy and there was a wire brush involved

-Lat
 
who cares they are ANTS....im pretty sure they dont bit so if i were u i would just wear your ski goggles and a face mask so u dont breath any of them in(or at least a bandada bank rober style accrross your mouth...) you should be fine yo...suck....it...up

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They'll be gone by now. That's how ants survive--at a certain time of year, flying ants emerge from inside the colony and fly off to start another somewhere else. It is fairly interesting that there we so many.

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all my ski gear is at my moms and its so hot im wearing shorts and a tee shirt

i was my dad was a dermatologist then he could tell me why i have big blood blisters all over my genetalia. im thinking it might be from last saturday where i got completely hammered and my and my friends had an orgy and there was a wire brush involved

-Lat
 
now my dad is making me go back out and mow the rest which will take like 2 hours.. im really pissed off

i was my dad was a dermatologist then he could tell me why i have big blood blisters all over my genetalia. im thinking it might be from last saturday where i got completely hammered and my and my friends had an orgy and there was a wire brush involved

-Lat
 
no this happened like 10 min ago there not gone

i was my dad was a dermatologist then he could tell me why i have big blood blisters all over my genetalia. im thinking it might be from last saturday where i got completely hammered and my and my friends had an orgy and there was a wire brush involved

-Lat
 
how big is your lawn

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try to kill them. go on a secret mission with flyswatters and bug spray. it'll be nuts. it'll be a massacre.

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the area i mow is prolly 5-6 acres (its a big field) but we own 135 acres all around are house and there is 2 overgrown fields like 50 feet away from the one i mow

i was my dad was a dermatologist then he could tell me why i have big blood blisters all over my genetalia. im thinking it might be from last saturday where i got completely hammered and my and my friends had an orgy and there was a wire brush involved

-Lat
 
With as many as there seem to be, it'll probably take up to an hour, maybe a bit longer.

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i tried theres to many... the one kid was right most of them left but im not finishing till there all gone... so i did other parts of the lawn

i was my dad was a dermatologist then he could tell me why i have big blood blisters all over my genetalia. im thinking it might be from last saturday where i got completely hammered and my and my friends had an orgy and there was a wire brush involved

-Lat
 
than you aren't as good as an assassin as your name implies. PHONY. YOUR A BIG FAT PHONY. HEY EVERYONE, THIS GUYS A PHONY.

(zach)

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dude, ants bite...ive been bitten by fire ants and trust me, its not fun

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point a spray thing down and duct tape the spray button down on a bug spray can and just drive and eveyrthing behind you will be sprayed and its just like those planes with the pestisides haha.

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well, ants arenot really dangerous man ...

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Are you fucking kinding me, ants do bite, and there very painful, I know from experiance.

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^but you won't die of it

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u woulda shit urself.. i almost did

i was my dad was a dermatologist then he could tell me why i have big blood blisters all over my genetalia. im thinking it might be from last saturday where i got completely hammered and my and my friends had an orgy and there was a wire brush involved

-Lat
 
red ants are the worst it hurts wen they bite

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one time when i was drunk, i got dared to put my tongue in this pile of ants..... it sucked, they started biting my lips and stuff....

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