Holy shit i got a package

[jimmychung]

i don't remember ordering anything....i'll let you guys guess what it could be and i'll open it in a bit and let you know the winner, whoever's closest. if i don't post what it is you'll know it must've been anthrax, a bomb, killer bees, etc.

 

[08-Line_Rider]

mail order bride??

 

[pommes_vertes.]

A movie? Goggles?

 

[Clebo1]

iwouldnt be able to keepthat package there.

you should open it.

 

[Blurst]

ahh a lost luggage at an airport at one point or another

 

[uni-corn]

A gift

 

[Piste.Off]

gloves

 

[ISkiSwitch]

an exceptionally late Christmas present.

 

[colin13]

a package containing another package.

 

[LPT_311]

what does the package look like????

 

[Tinga]

im guessing some hats

 

[user098123]

carepack from rents/relatives/family friends/deranged sex offender down the street.

 

[steezyjibber]

backpack

poles

skis

boots

bindings

jacket

snowpants

bandana

 

[Pippin]

obviously you intercepted a secret CIA package that talks about aliens and there infiltration into our society

 

[skiRay]

something. i win

 

[MCIRONCOCK]

A penis pump.

 

[jahmin44]

open the fucking package!!! i am interested..

 

[BEARS.]

you mean you never had a package in the first place?

 

[Dr.Dank]

A bear. Watch out. Bears are dangerous.

 

[Mezmerize19]

I love getting packages when I didnt remember ordering anything. Its like a off season mini secret santa to myself

 

[R-B-B]

monster stickers or a zune

 

[.makuma.]

jacket

porn movie

 

[VT_scratch]

a movie bitchesss

now open it and tell.

 

[brenker]

haha made me laugh

 

[Dan.]

rubber fist?

 

[jimmychung]

haha my mom sent me a pats jersey for this sunday, she's so good to me. none of you were all that close, but in my mind you're all winners!

...or highest bid gets a bj

 

[skiEER]

i glad your life is so exciting that you make threads like this

 

[Shpadoinkle]

Is she Russian?

 

[scratchproteen]

thats too bad...it'd be better if it were giants

haha just playin man...i love getting random shit

 

[jimmychung]

in mother russia, bride mail order you!

 

[987321654hgfd]

i hope a bomb goes off in that stadium and both teams are killed and not one fan is hurt(im a jets fan)

 

[Ceru]

flesh light, flesh is spelled right little boys

 

[KeithB.]

Uh...thats a bit harsh. You shouldn't hope for bad things, because bad things happen enough already.

 

[anitaskis]

$15.85

 

[jimmychung]

i hear $15.85 do i hear $16? do i hear $16?

 

[pommes_vertes.]

16

 

[user098123]

Fuck that, I said care pack from home! I win.

 

[Shpadoinkle]

Do eeeet! HAHA!

 

[Polar_Beer]

funny as hell

 

[jimmychung]

oh fine fine i guess i may have overlooked how close you were. everybody put your hands together for our winner!

 

[LPT_311]

The Giants can eat my Dick, Manning is a pussy. Fuck that fruitcake.

Randy Moss, Welker, brady? Fuck it, the entire team is diesel. Go Pats!

 

[leckett1]

Dick in a box?

 

[Mr.O]

yeah the pats are good but the giants may be able to beat them this time around they are a different team and they have been playing well so its gonna be a good game

 

[Snowcase]

I got a package too! My new skis. They're 4 days early and fedex'd from colorado. Amazing. Oh I also have a snowday today.

 

[Deafboy]

a pats jersey?

 

[tBatt]

hahaha like 2 weeks ago i got a random package and it was a whole sheet of monster sticker..and i dont think i even ordered them

that basically means im spancerized!

 

[tBatt]

liberty kgb's?

 

[Mezmerize19]

Ive got stickers AND a track jacket. im uber spancerized

 

[Billiards.]

bahahah that was a laugh.

 

[OOHapieceofcandy]

a backpack full of big black dildos

 

[tBatt]

but did you pay for them??!?!?!

actually, you probably didnt

so me = pwnt.