Holy shit, bigger then biggest big that was ever big.

west

west

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Holy shit people, I really think I've seen the end of the world. The fattest fat fattity fat ski ever built. The length is 200cm, the cut is 145/118/125. Imagine what that looks like! If anyone can guess the ski I just saw, you get absolutly nothing....except of course you'll look fucking awesome.

...and I know since this is about skis it should be in the equipment forum, but this was too important to get ignored.

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
omg that sounds like a bitch

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get sum pics up, that sounds huge

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yes u got it

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oh sorry i didnt mean it offensively.......i just couldnt tell cuz u made these posts about jon or whatever

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it isnt the spatula

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the spatula has reverse sidecut.

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the the new DB ski, isnt it? the one with the swallow tail?

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Lateralis on NS hate messages:

'ive had a few and i dont know why, ive never said anything bad to anyone'

 
must be the prophets....everyone basically memorized all the dimensions of the other fat skis

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they are called the Tabla Rasas and are made by Drake Boinay. it says they only come in 186 and 176, but i think you can get them in whatever size you want

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Lateralis on NS hate messages:

'ive had a few and i dont know why, ive never said anything bad to anyone'

 
these?:



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Lateralis on NS hate messages:

'ive had a few and i dont know why, ive never said anything bad to anyone'

 
in red:

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-Brad, Representing the KPP

Lateralis on NS hate messages:

'ive had a few and i dont know why, ive never said anything bad to anyone'

 
f**k me, that's huge. i can't even imagine having a use for that. then again, i live on the east coast.......

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DB makes them, damn those are fat, bordering on rediculous if you ask me

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'The length is 200cm'

he was right steve. length is measured in cms. diminsions in mm. crazy canadians and not reading and stuff

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ahh, thats nothing. Hayes Brothers (a snowboard company out of southern vt) made some tele snowboards that can also double as sick ass powder skis, with a 130+ mm waist, they will float in any pow, the only thing is, they wont fess up that they make them, just availible to select few locals who are good friends.

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NOBODY GUESSED IT YET, ALL WRONG.......

...all i can say is Igneous skis based in utah is back in business........

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
Just from the shape that doesnt look like the dimensions he put up... it's pretty much the same width the whole ski. he put up something like 153/120something/120something.

 
They're probably just old downhill skis. Spatchulas are wider under foot. 125 or so. But that's huge, I thought I'd just share this but I found out that Hugo Skis on B3's in a 195!

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the kahunas, gotamas, or the prophets, but i really dont feel like checking the dimensions of each ski

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They're not gotamas or pistols or spatulas or antyhing thats made by a major company

 
well already know its not a ig company its called Igneuos or suntin

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yep i just looked thats them

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^^^ yo gt, whats with the extrememly long skis, do u fuck up da photo or what? that or your all a bunch of dwarves.i dont get it.

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^^^^ that's not them

it's a pic of a team of those ski jumpers who just go as far as they can in the air

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are you serious! i mean they 'jump' on those things?

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yeah, it's olympic ski jumping. they fly over 120m. it's insane

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-Brad, Representing the KPP

Lateralis on NS hate messages:

'ive had a few and i dont know why, ive never said anything bad to anyone'

 
^^^^ Nordic jumping - its crazy shit. I used to ski patrol at Big Thunder in Northern Ontario - before it closed it was a World Cup venue for that stuff. They never go more than about 10 feet off of the ground, but they go FAR.

At the end of the season though, they used to let us ski the jumps with our alpine skis. That was good stuff.

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read the whole thread first next time, and don't blame it on ski ADD...

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go to lake placid. i was there earlier this season with my jump team. they have a k120 jump that will make you shit your pants

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-Brad, Representing the KPP

Lateralis on NS hate messages:

'ive had a few and i dont know why, ive never said anything bad to anyone'

 
they had a clip of this korean guy jumping and he overrotated forward and one of thos boards popped off. it was weird cuz u hardly ever see them fall

Latvians rock harsh
 
they show one of those guys taking a digger in the intro to Wide World of Sports

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118 waist !!! holy shit your knees will be so far apart it be like riding a horse.

can everyone say cowboy steeze

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