If you had nutted that then ur balzz would have frozen to the rail so when the police came to arrest you they would beat you with there batoons and then call the fire department to pull you off, which would intern rip off all your pubic hair but by the time this happend a large crowed includeing the news would have gatherd but sadley becuase of the cold ur private parts had shrunk allot so you get a picture on the news of u naked with samll private parts