HOLY FUCKING SHIT Funky Monkey synthetic marijuana blew my fucking mind.

Bodhisattva_

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So basically, last night was the worst drug-induced high of my fucking life. I've done LSD a couple times and shrooms as well. So I hesitate to call what happened a trip. Anyways, my brother is on probation so he can't smoke the ganja, so we've been smoking a lotttt of spice (synthetic marijuana). Mainly the Funky Monkey 10x. We smoke close to a jar a day between both of us and I have smoked a whole jar (4 grams) in one sitting (That's another story...) So I'm no stranger to a spice high. But last night I went out in my garage and took 2 fat bubbler rips and went back in. Not even a whole bowl. I went to the bathroom, went and lay down on the couch. And shit hit the fan. I honestly find it difficult to explain. I was laying on the couch, and I don't remember exactly when or how it started but everything I saw was like digital camo. like pixels. And my body started to tingle. I closed my eyes and tripped fucking balls. I don't really remember this stage but I just remember being the most scared of anything I have ever been in my life, and I kept thinking helicopter over and over again and my body twitched uncontrollably. My brother was grabbing me and trying to talk to me but all I could do was laugh hysterically and twitch. This lasted off and on throughout the next about 3 hours.. I would get up and watch the movie, (still high as fuck) Then lay down and start tripping the fuck out. Eventually I calm down and go to the bathroom and vomit in the toilet. Throughout the whole experience my heartbeat was irregular and I had to tell myself to breath. Then I passed out in the bathroom for like an hour and then got up and went to sleep. Needless to say, I'm done with spice. Fuck that shit.
 
That's what I'm screamin now. I've been close to overdosing on it more than once now so no more of that shit for me. I just read over what I wrote again and I fee like it still doesn't do experience justice. It was fucking insane.
 
Four people died from synthetic weed in Finland a few months back. No idea if it was this K2 or Spice or just something homebrewed, though.
 
If it aint green it aint clean... that shit may fuck you up but it'll actually fuck you up in the long run.. my friend loved synthetics untill he started coughing up blood. OVER.THAT.SHIT
 
Yehh mayne. It's fucked up. But luckily I got a job so I can afford to buy some bud now and my bro gets off probation in like 20 days anyways.
 
something like this just happened to me while drunk. it was insane. never gotten legitimately high from the shit til now and i was at a party and puked everywhere. i feel so terrible. i felt like i went through like 7 dimensions and i had to pick one. and i feel now like i picked the right one. im still high and afraid to go to sleep because i dont want to dream. to scary. holy fuck.
 
the thing about spice/synthetics is that you have no fucking clue whats in it.

Smoking that shit every day fucks with your brain and can make you brain dead. Several people have died/basically turned into a vegetable after smoking that shit daily for a long time- 2+ years. Still tho, shits fucked
 
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calling it synthetic marijuana really isn't correct. spice is not even close to what real marijuana is. it's nasty and there is no control over whats in it.
 
READ THIS:

Syracuse, NY – Three deaths in Upstate New York, including two investigated by the Onondaga County Medical Examiner’s Office, have been associated with legal synthetic marijuana that is 20 times more potent than regular marijuana, health care providers said today.

Speaking this morning at the Upstate Golisano Children’s Hospital, health care officials used the words, “alarming” and “dangerous,” to describe the growing use of synthetic marijuana.

Legislation is pending at the federal level to ban the product, but officials urged store owners to stop selling synthetic marijuana now.

“You may have the right to do so (sell it) right now, but do the right thing. Take them off the shelves,” said Onondaga County Health Commissioner Cynthia Morrow. “They have no place in our community.”

The substance is a plant material coated with chemicals that mimic THC, the active ingredient in marijuana. It’s sold in head shops, convenience stores and gas stations under brand names like Mr. Nice Guy, Scooby Snax, Spice, K2, Blaze, and Red Dawn X.

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View full sizeCharley Hannagan / The Post-StandardProducts which health officials call synthetic marijuana are in a display case at Twisted Headz on North Salina Street in Syracuse.

The shops sell the small foil packages clearly labeled as not for human consumption as incense, but users smoke or ingest it anyway, officials said.

Because it’s sold legally in stores customers may believe that they’re buying something that’s safe, but they’re not, Morrow said.

“These drugs are out there. They’re legal, but they’re just as dangerous as the street drugs,” she said. “Parents you need to talk to your kids about these.”

Even as Morrow and other health care providers spoke about synthetic marijuana, the Twisted Headz shop on North Salina Street had packages for sale in a small section of its display case.

According to a sign above the cash register the foil packages sell for $10 to $20 depending on the amount. The hand-lettered sign also advertised buy one-get- one specials on some products and buy two, get one half off on others.

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View full sizeCharley Hannagan / The Post-StandardProducts which health officials call synthetic marijuana are listed on a sign board at Twisted Headz on North Salina Street in Syracuse.

The shop that sells water pipes, sun glasses and adult novelties, did not stock synthetic marijuana until customers began asking for it, said owner Matt Davis. It only sells products to people aged 19 and older, he said.

The packages of synthetic marijuana are clearly marked as not for human consumption. They are sold as potpourri.

“We tell our customers to use it properly,” he said.

As for as taking it off the shelves, “we’ll wait,” Davis said.

“Just because something’s legal, it doesn’t necessarily mean it’s safe,” said Dr. Jeanna Marraffa, assistant clinical director at theUpstate New York Poison Control Center. The center first started hearing about problems associated with synthetic marijuana from areas in the Midwest and South, she said.

Upstate New York Poison Control Center records show that in 2010, a dozen synthetic marijuana cases were referred to the center.

Last year the number jumped to 215, with most of those cases coming in the last half of the year, officials said. From January to Thursday, there were 122 cases.

Most of the cases involved people their teens and 20s, poison control officials said.

In 90 percent of those cases, the patients needed medical intervention, Marraffa said.

The significant jump in the number of cases alarms officials and they want to get the word out to other health care providers, parents and schools about the dangers of the product.

Normal marijuana users experience feelings of euphoria, increased appetite and some paranoia, said Dr. Christine Stork, the center’s clinical director. Synthetic marijuana, on the other hand, is 20 times as potent, she said.

People smoking or ingesting synthetic marijuana experienced increased agitation, yelling or screaming, she said.

They can also experience symptoms such as muscle cell break down, kidney failure, seizures that appear long after use, tremors, anxiety, chest pain, convulsions, hallucinations, and heart palpitations, according to literature from the Poison Control Center.

“We know that these substances are associated with heart problems, lung problems, kidney problems,” Morrow said.

The county’s medical examiner’s office investigated two of the three deaths in Central and Upstate New York that have been associated with synthetic marijuana, she said. The deaths involved young men, and one was in Onondaga County, Morrow said.

The commissioner said she wouldn’t reveal more details of the deaths out of respect for the families.

The two deaths were included in the New York State Health Department recent alert about the dangers of synthetic marijuana, Morrow said.

The poison control center has created an education program about synthetic marijuana and plans to speak to schools, parents, and others about its dangers.
 
You took that way out of context, you don't even know me or my brother. Why the fuck would you bump this way out of left field for this post..?

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whatre you so butthurt about? what toothdecay said completely sounded like something a 12 year old would say. and Im some ignorant pot head 18 year old university student so i have a much more valid opinion than him.

this whole thread is full of sweeping judgements lol yay internet! im gonna take another couple days off ns. this new era of nsg sucks
 
You think your brother might have learned something from being on probabtion. Obviously didn't if he's gonna start blazing right away again. This, in my opinion, does not make him a quality member of society.
 
He wasn't on probation for anything marijuana or drug related. It was for an assualt and a part of the probation was random UA's, so why would he stop smoking weed for something unrelated? If you don't smoke weed or do drugs that's good for you butt to look down onothers without knowing ANYTHiNG about them shows that you are the member of society to be examined. He is a perfectly functioning member of society with a job and attending a 4 year uni so basically what I am saying is sick my dick you don't know me or my brother.

As to the people talking about spice yeah it's some fucked up shit I haven't smoked it since that summer and I regret ever doing it. It's fucking gnarly.

For the people hitching about how drugs are bad and we should quit smoking weed... blow me. You don't know what you are talking about.
 
Why the fuck would anyone smoke synthetic marijuana?

Why the fuck would anyone smoke synthetic marijuana?

Why the fuck would anyone smoke synthetic marijuana?

I don't even know how you can even call it synthetic marijuana. It's not even in the same ballpark. Smoking some sketchy ass shit that could kill you is retarded.

If you can't smoke for probation, just eat shrooms all the time. Just rock a low dose of shrooms when your friends are smokin a blunt, or if you want to get a little out there eat a good amount or some L.

FUCK SPICE, NOT EVEN ONCE
 
a kid at my school got back from rehab and decided to try synthetic marijuana because he really wanted to get high but instead he went into a coma and died a week later.
 
IF you want to be sober good for you, if not whatever.

I don't have any problems with people wanting to get fucked up. It's been a part of human existence since the first caveman got rocked on jenkem.

I liked to get fucked up, generally on the good shit. Points where I had to get tested I just rocked some heady hallucinogens or did shit that would be gone within a day or two.

I'm not knockin sobriety though. Been totally sober since august and it's really not that bad. Holy fuck, almost at a year.
 
Sure. I love to drink. What if I had an alcohol detecting ankle bracelet. Would I start drinking random substances to try to get buzzed, or could I just perhaps stick to water and wait till the bracelet came off before I got drunk again?

My only problem is people that can't turn it off, no matter the circumstances.
 
But why stop if you don't need to?

You could be testing me for shit, but if I don't want to stop, I'm not going to stop. That's why the only people who can really rock it out sober, are the people that are okay with being sober. That have decided that's what they need to do and do it.

 
Surely you understanding what I'm saying. I'm not impugning the reasoning that you have the choice to be altered, I'm just saying its annoying when people can't seem to responsibly make the choice.

As far as not needing to stop, its not limited to drug laws. What about when you are suffering socially and mentally as a human being from drug abuse? Wouldn't that be a good time to give sobriety a shot?

I think we are talking about different things here.
 
In the 801, It's wiser to smoke the green anyway you look at it, Cause here if you get caught with spice its a felony now I think. High Mistemener > Felony. Spice use was out the roof when i was in school a few months ago so i agree 100% that there should be a hard punishment, Not just to be bitch but to get kids to stop.
 
Well I sure as hell didn't stop because of the drug laws.

And from your post "Why can't people just be sober for a short period of time? " IT really does seem like you're talking about stopping for a short time for testing for jobs/probation/whatever

 
The guy that ate that dudes face was tripping on synthetic marijuana, and a guy a couple days ago ate his 40 lb dog alive while on that shit. I dont understand why you dont just smoke regular marijuana... But then ago Ive never smoked spice so I cant say much
 
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