holy fuckin shit

five0

five0

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i just scared the shit out of myself...i have NEVER been a person that gets random nose bleeds or anything..so im in my bathroom getting cleaned up b4 i go to sleep,im lookin down at the sink i look up and a second later blood starts pouring from my nose..1. i hate the sight of blood and 2.its really gross to me,it was almost as if it was straight out of a horror movie or something,i look up and bloods running...that was freaky

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cause?

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no clue...its not particularly dry of anything...didnt get hit in the face or nothin

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'
 
if your nose bleeds it's cause you picked your nose too much, or not enough, so says police chief Clancy Wiggum

I'll smack you in the mouth, I'm Neil Diamond

Sex is a race and I always win...
 
any allergies and crap? its that time of year when those start kickin in... i grew up with damn allergy caused nosebleeds.

-The Dr.-

Live for something, or you will die for nothing.

wc.tl.ln.sm.lc.sw.ildmlfsm.etsahc.c.pnwk.sic.tre.tiwiwbtiac.pk.nwft.nws
 
i have seaon allergies foever..that why my eyes are always pinkish..i usually take allegra d if i need it..but ive never even had a random nose bleed...maybe no nose bleeds ever since a few weeks ago...i got one while sitting in my room when i was in intensive care..got like 2 that week...now this one..now i got TP shoved up my nose

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'
 
hahaha, perfect

-The Dr.-

Live for something, or you will die for nothing.

wc.tl.ln.sm.lc.sw.ildmlfsm.etsahc.c.pnwk.sic.tre.tiwiwbtiac.pk.nwft.nws
 
ewwww blood, thats gross.

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its better than a tampon in my nose.....or is it....

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'
 
jus stick a pad uner the nose

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Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
hey five0: I have those all the time, in one school year I had 24 nose bleeds I was scared that I was gonna lose so much blood, o i HATE the sight of blood

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
 
your supposed to drain as much as u can into a cup then drink it back down to get it back into your system

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Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
it was so random tho...i look in the mirrow and blood starts pourin

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'
 
^yeah that what happening to ME

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
 
^stop trying to be somthing your not.

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Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
Chris. what am I trying to be?

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
 
Kristen.jpg'


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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'
 
i wanna be her,cuz then she'd be me,and i'd come back to new york and find my body and fuck me...yeah

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'
 
Ha, yeah so thats not me, its Kristen Keurk!

its been up for 2 years knowone has said anything about it...

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
 
i know who it is...we talked about her a few months ago...shes so hot

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'
 
thats his sister, i stuck it in her

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Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
who could blame you

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'
 
Yup thats my big Sis

I'm Matt Keurk

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
 
you had to go drop my dream girl in the thread, didnt you?

-The Dr.-

Live for something, or you will die for nothing.

wc.tl.ln.sm.lc.sw.ildmlfsm.etsahc.c.pnwk.sic.tre.tiwiwbtiac.pk.nwft.nws
 
think about a fish when lookin at her...its weirf...

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Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
i think shes alot of peoples dream girl...u can have the girls in the vegetarian thread

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'
 
about nosebleeds...the worst is when you sneeze while your nose is bleeding. That happened in my bathroom once, it splattered all over the mirror and was all clumpy. It was so cool, but grossed me out at the time, cause...it was gross.

-Sara

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skihood.com
 
wtf, nosebleeds...where did that come from?

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Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
^haha, yeah back to nose bleeds

I've met the Shieff of Smallville, she going to give me pics of her and her Autograph. I might be an Extra in the show. maybe

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
 
^u get me an autographed picture with lipstick kissy marks...ill be your slave

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'
 
^ haha I'll try

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
 
awesome..i hijacked my own thread

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'
 
naw dude, i jacked it up with this post...

cj

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Ridiculous

2004-03-23 00:35:03

^stop trying to be somthing your not.

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Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
Fine here a taste...

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^yeah BABY

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
 
shit!

O well

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
 
kk1.jpg'


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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'
 
yeah ^ Thats the one!

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

 
i stuck it in her bum too...thats five0 sister.

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Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
so is mattman my brother

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'
 
NOW the thread- Subject: holy fuckin shit' makes sence!

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

 
naw, ur twins N shyt. kinda like hanson, but without the girl faces, ever jackoff to hanson before u knew they were doodes?

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Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
her and i have the same initials..kristen kreuk,kevan kozlowski...its destiny

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'
 
I hope you don't have a middle name like 'Kevin'

K.K.K- that would suck

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

 
did you know the oldest hanson brother was in the KKK for a few months in '96?

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--DEFY SKEEZ--

Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
well my first name is kevan so my middle cant be kevin too....its robert..but it should be kyle

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'
 
fuck youguys dont wanna talk about hanson, im goin to bed. i bet you just feel guilty cus you ACTUALLY DID JACK OFF TO HANSON BEFORE YOU KNEW THEY WERE DOODES

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Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
i fucked the girl in hanson

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'
 
ya, she was hot. too bad stephanie from full house and he died in a car accident

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Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
seriously?

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'
 
Yeah she Dead, she was gonna be hot. Thats why the canceled the show or something

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

 
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