HOLY FUCK EWWWWW!1!!1

solitaryman

solitaryman

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okay, so somebody in my family took my phone/charger away so i was looking for cables and stuff in droors in my parents room...

i grab this cable

A FUCKING TONGUE SHAPED VIBRATOR EEEEWWWWWW

i booked it upstairs in disgust.

ps. my parents just had their 25th anniversary like 2 days ago which they got a hotel for

i am sooooooooooo horrifyed right now.
 
haha why wouldn't i i'm in shock right now dude.

a shrink hell no im already seeing one soon for some teenager bullshit
 
Exactly... I mean seriously way better to have happy parents bangin' away than them fighting all the time!

Plus shit gives hope that people still get freaky when they're older. I mean come on if ya gotta bang the same chick for the rest of your life might as well get weird... ;)

 
well if you ever get walked in on and they dont think you're at that age (dunno how old you are) then you can bring it up
 
Yeah its good to know that your parents are happy, but its gross knowing when they do it, and with a tongue shaped vibrator...
 
Rubber tongue eh? I was looking into getting one of those. Can you ask your mom how she likes it? Maybe have her right a review on it? Thanks!!!
 
here here doug!!

but seriously dude, you just gotta look at them as human beings. if you thought the last time your parents got nasty was 9 months before you or your siblings were born, you need a wake-up call. what better a wake-up call than a rubber tongue?

 
hahahahahaha, WORD! dude, fucking slowly face to face is for n00bs. spice that shit up and get freaky with your girl! and a tongue-shaped vibe isn't that bad... at least it wasn't a 10-inch long, shit-covered dildo or something. all a tongue-shaped vibrator means is your mom likes to play with her clit while your dad fucks her from behind.

(i'm well aware i crossed the line)
 
well, seeing how Lesley's comment weirded you out, i'd say you just need to learn a thing or two. chances are you're one of those n00bs i was talking about...
 
So what! Your parents have sex...they're human just like everyone else. Grow up. Sure, no one wants to find the details of their parents sex life, but coming on NS and crying like a baby about it makes you look dumber.
 
Haha whats bad is this one friend of mine who's parents are divorced and his mom has a new boyfriend. He can hear them fucking occasionally, now that would bother the shit out of me. Some random fucker railing my mom... that would fucking suck. Be thankful your parents still make each other happy.
 
thats not that bad dude, at my freinds scotts house we found a whole dam drawer filled with nasty shit like that. one of em was a double penetration dildo. i mean wtf
 
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