Holy CRAP!

bp.lando

bp.lando

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the weirdest shit happened to me.

so i go into the batroom for a nice evening sit down. and it went well i felt good. then i look at the tolet when i go to flush it. and i see this big grey thing floting on the top. I was so fucked out. and then i realzied it had a pink tail. IT was a MOUSE. Yes people i just took a shit on a dead mouse. My cat has this new trend of killing mice and lifting them into toilets. I cant believe i just shit on it. fuckin weirdest thing ever
 
or someone in your family threw it in and didn't flush it down. after the cat killed it and left it laying around somewhere
 
hahahaha i would probably keel over dead if i realized that i had just shit on a mouse. just imagine if it were still alive..
 
its 2:42.......my parents are asleep..

and i just burst oout laughing as hard as possible.

fuuuck thats halarious/disturbing (if you put yourself into your situation)
 
hahaha ...

thats kinda weird, i remember when my cat used to put my slippers in the toilet and he figured out how to flush it.. they never went down but he liked watching them go around in circles...
 
Your cat is a little Einstein... maybe he thought about the possibility that maybe the Water stands still but the whole world turns around the slippers! - whow what a geniecat
 
well that just makes me even more special.

thinking about it the day after, its actually really gross. at the time it seemed really funny, but now im like dude i shit on a mouse
 
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