Holy Balls I Dodged the Biggest Bullet

Runnie_D

Runnie_D

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So I was gonna go out with this girl like a week ago right, well I fucked things up....well thank god I did cause I found out today that this girl has syphillis!!! Thank god im a natural fuck up or my dick would be hazardous material right now.
 
I have some bad news. The girl you went out with instead of her had clamedia.

I'll let you do your own research on how they find out if a patient is in fact positive for it.

Tough cookies.
 
dude you could've gone out like raphael, friedrich nietzsche, and a whole bunch of other greats. this may have been your tragic flaw in life.
 
syphillis is making a comeback...it used to be for those in inner city areas and was typically men affecting other men...i think recently it's start to spread in teens and young adults...nice miss, always use a condom
 
yea man, atleast u couldve cleared that one up quick. now if u said she had the clap or herpes or something, well, then it wouldve been a real stroke of luck.

and i hear porn shoots get delayed all the time because of syphilis, delayed, not cancelled. if it wont stop a porn shoot, hows it gonna stop you from skiing?
 
Yeah good call man. I hooked up with this girl last Thursday and now she is sick at home and says she might have strep throat or mono, im tweaking out.
 
Because she got tested for it and her sister found out and her sister told someone and the word spread through the school pretty quickly. She left school cause she was so embarassed so I know its true.
 
yeah, but in the pennicillin family there is a specific one named pennicillin, so it would depend if you are allergic to the whole family or just pennicillin. I may be wrong on that, but I do know for a fact that if you become immune to the effects of pennicillin, or if your disease becomes pennicillin resistant you can take amoxicillin, it is what they did with my cousin when he had strep.
 
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