Hollywood movie about newschool skiing

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what whould be the story line? who would play who?

ben afleck would play c.r. johnson

dash long and mike nick would be played by jay and silent bob.

 
tanner hall would be played by elen degenerous

jonny decesare would be played by jonny knoxville

story line would be pretty gay

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Keanu Reeves could play J. Levinthal for a part

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it would start out with j lev and his epiphany and trying to come up with freeskiing than he would have to battle shitty companies(salomon) who stole his idea, and then other side of the story would be e-pollard and how he met with line and how they came up with some sick skis and then they just rip for the next hour of the movie

the end

 
^or we could wait like 20 years and make lords of the mountain?

no me gusta acls

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ahha, yeah. thats the way swedish boys are. then againm hes the King of two planks two tip skis too.!! damn! great combo! Chicks guy and skiing legend

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i would make it like a remake of Hot Dog. just the classic evil douche german looking to take over the locals mountain. with a pornstar

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um...........yeah i was thinkin more plake, morrison, krietler, mosley, mike d, and the major intavators trying to make it in the sport and how they break through

'kevin whyed nils pull you out?' 'Cuz i was touchin bitches.' 'No seriously why did he put scott in for you.' 'Scott doesn't touch bitches.'

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Wesley Snipes should definitely have the part as T Hall's gansta henchman and bling holder.

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it's way too hard to pinpoint newschool skiing to only one person. Plake and Schmidts we're killing big mountain lines back in the 80s, JF Cusson started throwing down snowboard style back in 93, Levanthal started making skiboards in 95, Pollard and other freeskiers were bending up the tails of their skis long before salomon released the 1080. you guys should go get some movies by Greg Stump and Warren Miller. watch the movie Reverence, it shows skiing's evolution into newschool skiing.

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it'd b in tha style of Riding Giants. Shows a particular movement or innovation and the riders behind it.

 
sammy carlson would be played by frankie munoz

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jessica simpson as kristi, McConkey as himself/town drunk

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it would be kind of like Hustler's barely legal meets Blizzard of Ahhss..

tons of hot lesbo girls in steam showers...with a few minutes of hot doggin inbetween

lets go ski the k12 bro...sick!!

 
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It would have tons of sex, weed, and gang fights and perhaps a little skiing.

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Hot Dog is the greatest movie ever

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just watch out cold and pretend there skiers thats what i do

bitchy racers are gay we need little ns stickers that we put on our ski's in a certan place so we no that that other person likes ns

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no no no, u guys have it all wrong, t-hall would be played by eminem, pamela anderson as sarah burke, jessica simpson as kristi trying to make the rail and then falling becuase she forget to put he ski boots on, boyd would be boyd, and Simon def frankie muniz

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story line:

johnny mosely is secretly on the dark side, but he pretends to be on the light side by doing a limp 360 mute which 90% could have done(with more style) and it would end with tanner hall and pep fujas being at the high end of the jedi council, then matt stebenz would start an uprising of independent companies and tanner and pep would see that it is good and see the light, pep would kill all the memebers of transworld snowboarding and resurect freeze followed by tanner smoking alot of weed, then skiing incedebly good will he is toasted, how he does still remains a mystery.

at least thats how it would be if george lucas made it.

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yea thats good, ^ the cast though is good for what i wrote i think

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