Holly shit I've always wanted one of these

10 bids and 170 bucks?

are people that fucking stupid these days?

like holy fuck. thats actually embarrassing. if one of my friends told me they spent 170 bucks on a empty can of coke, its not even a collectors item or anything, i would probs punch them and tell them to get a hold of themselves.
 
wow, the other day I found an empty unopened can of diet coke with lime, it was pretty sick. I should have kept it and sold it on ebay
 
just going out on a limb here, i thinks hes selling something else with it (seeing as you could buy an explanation to the bid for 1 cent). still, i cant imagine spending 117+ on anything when i dont even know what it is
 
I have a busch light can that is over 3/4 empty AND FULLY SEALED! I was so amazed when I found it, that it will never be drank. Possibly sold though. Any bidders? It's pretty much the 8th wonder of the world.
 
Welcome! Thanks for your interest in my report! I'm so glad you were one of the first 10 people to respond and that I am able to share this great information with you today! Let's not waste anytime... let's get started!

You’ve seen these auctions before…. offering empty cans of soda, empty plastic bags, single unwrapped straws, one shiny new paper clip, etc. I’m sure every time you saw one of these you IMMEDIATELY assumed that the auction was a joke or a scam, and went on with your day.

FACT:

Empty Cans Of Soda, Empty Plastic Bags, And Single Paper Clips Are Selling For $20, $100, Even $500 On eBay Every Day!

FACT:

Buyers Are EAGER and WILLING to pay these outrageous prices for these auctions! 99.9% of the time they make a PROMPT, FULL payment via PayPal immediately after the auction ends!

FACT:

These Eager Buyers Are ALWAYS thrilled when their purchase arrives, and anxiously come back for more 99.9% of the time!

How in the world is this possible? Well, let’s take a closer look at the FINE PRINT included in the description of every one of these auctions:

“You Are Bidding On This Beautiful EMPTY Can Of Diet Coke... With Lime! Sorry, It's Not For Human Consumption :(. You WILL Receive The Exact Can Pictured! Shipping Is 100% FREE To Almost Every State (Except For Those States That Start With The Letter "U".) Sorry... This Empty Can Does Not Sing Or Dance, And Will Not Make You Sing Or Dance Any Better. If You Stare At It Long Enough, It Will Still Be An Empty Can Of Diet Coke... With LIME! LookConfused Reserves The Right To Cancel Any Bids For Any Reason. Please Contact Us Before Bidding If You Do Not Have At Least 10 Positive Feedbacks! Do You Look Confused? We Look Confused! By The Way... Anything That Happens To Come With This Beautiful Empty Can Of Diet Coke Is A Gift From Me To You! If You Do NOT UnDeRsTaNd This Auction And You Still LookConfused?!? Then You Should Probably SiT ThiS Auction OUt. Thanks For Your InTERest!!! ;-)”

So why are people willing to pay so much for these worthless items? A FREE GIFT with every item that is won! What kind of FREE GIFT? Everybody’s Favorite Free Gift… CASH… CASH… AND MORE CASH!!! Why on Earth would anyone do that? To make lots of CASH! Let me explain…

$ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $Let’s say, for example, you are the high bidder of $30.00 and have won the auction. Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a $30.00 empty soda can! But what about that Free Gift that comes with it? Well, my FREE GIFT to all of my auction winners is CASH! How much CASH? The same amount they paid for the auction, PLUS AN EXTRA $20.00 as my way of saying thanks!!! So not only would you be receiving a beautiful empty can of soda in the mail, but you'd also receive a $50.00 deposit into your PayPal account! Not bad for a $30.00 purchase!

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"Empty Can" Auction In Progress Now!Now I know what you’re thinking... How on earth could I possibly make a living when I’m giving more cash away than I make in these bizarre auctions? Well.. from my last empty soda can auction, I made over $1,000.00! How could that be possible? Well, It can all be summed up in one simple little word…PUBLICITY!

Let me show you what I mean… Take a look at how many people have looked at this Empty Soda Can auction in just the first few days alone….

Just imagine a room with almost 3,000 people in it. That’s a pretty big room! Now just imagine that every single one of those people sitting in that room is giving you their complete attention, and is anxious to hear everything you say!

I’m sure you’re thinking… "That’s great, but how did they all get here, and why should I care?"

Well… whenever you sell an item on eBay, you have to pick a category to list the item in. Not many people know this, but this is one of the most browsed categories on eBay:

Everything Else > Weird Stuff > Totally Bizarre

THOUSANDS of people from all over the world (who are bored at their desk at work) waste tons of time browsing through the eBay items in this one silly category every single day!

But that’s just the beginning! Once people actually visit the "Empty Soda Can" auction, they usually can’t figure out what it could possibly be all about! Surely someone can't want to spend that kind of money on an empty soda can! So what do they do? They ask their friends what they think!

What's really happening here? I'm getting tons of FREE ADVERTISING, with all of these curious people doing all of the real work for me! I don’t have to lift a finger beyond the initial creation of the Empty Can eBay auction. How cool is that?!? :-) So now, I have a huge audience who’s scouring my every word trying to figure out what this bizarre auction is REALLY all about. So how do I make the most of this situation? I SELL THEM SOMETHING! :-D

Let’s scroll a little further down my Soda Can Auction page….





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Thanks again for stopping by and checking out this report. I'll send you an e-mail soon following up with you to see how your first "Empty Can" auction is going. I look forward to hearing about all of the money you make!

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When a car crashed in front of my house last year, I had to pick up all of the empty beer cans that flew out of the car, and I found one that was completely empty, but it was sealed, and the tab wasn't even flipped. I ended up opening it to see if it really was sealed like a normal can, and it was. If only I knew that people would have payed so much for an empty can.
 
i love these. other good ones ive seen and what they sold for (if i remembered):

dollar bill, $8

air guitar with free air guitar case



bag of hurricane wind, *disclaimer*: wind is still very violent, damage might be caused if bag is opened.



nothing, description: i am legitimately trying to sell nothing on ebay. if you buy nothing, you will not receive anything in the mail.

"wesley snipes in my grilled cheese sandwich", "i finished cooking and saw that the bread had an image of wesley snipes in it, in disbelief i went into the other room to call my mom and when i came back my tv was gone."
 
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