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t-man152

t-man152

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about 2 months ago I had sex with a married women. (I only found out she was married afterwards)her husband was in jail and thats why I never saw her with a guy and she didnt have a ring.

anyways as soon as I found out she was maried I told her I could not see her again (which I didnt until last night)

last night at our building we had a holiday party. and she was there with a big guy who had a tatoo on his neck.

later on that guy came up behind me put his hand on y shoulder and said "did you have fun with my wife while I was away?"

at this point his wife came in grabbed him and pulled him away.
 
Who knows maybe the bastard is in jail for a white-collar crime??? Money Launderers aren't really that dangerous. But then again they might have locked him up beating someones face in with a lead pipe. May the force be with you.
 
ok, so now you run away to canada and get a new name and never turn back. except for occasional weekend visits to fuck that wife again
 
That or, he could possibly be doin time for killin the last guy who did it, but I wouldnt really worry about it, maybe you to should sit down and talk about it
 
well since you knew you were gonna die, when he asked you if you had fun with his wife, you probly should have said something to the extent of "yea, it was amazing"
 
shit that blows. Youve got two options man:

a)skip town

b)stay put, hope the wife talks him off, and if she doesnt and he comes to beat you plead ignorance. Probably the worst hes gonna do to you is put you in hospital for a bit. maybe not even.

I'd go with a). good luck.
 
may god be with you.....for 1,000 dollars ill kill him for you, but i demand the money up front....

(note the sarcasm)

***FUCK A SIGNATURE***
 
whos that? and oh yeah im not sure if your aware or if your have accepted it but......... you live in the sweaty taint of the united states
 
oh man i remember when you first told this story...this is great just tell him that you know about his "friend" bubba and that you will tell everyone if he fucks with you
 
well since hes been in prison for awhile, maybe you could return the favor to him. i mean...everyone needs lovin. you could have a love triangle. after a couple nights, hed probably forgive you.
 
hats off to getting with a married chick, oh about the big guy well just um you fucked either way
 
im not gonna lie.... you might die... and if no that then you deffenilty will not be able to ski for awhile if he touches you... haha good luck... man
 
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