Holly Balls I am bored as nuts.

[Glenjamin]

Title says it all. I'm stuck at home, all alone. Nothing to do, one plus, i found the dopest wu tang song. Entertain me with any thing...PLEASE! I CANNOT WAIT TO MOVE TO WHISTLER. VANCOUVER SUCKS MY LEFT NUT

 

[Piste.Off]

i have a joke for you.

What did 50 cent to his grandma after she made him a sweater????

Gee you knit?

 

[BigJew]

hahaha...

I gotta joke I stole from NS

What did the blind deaf boy get for christmas?

Cancer!

 

[quixotic]

Masturbate?

 

[TheButterHashira]

i got one i stole from NS

why did hellen kellers dog run away?

because she kept calling is wahtahfdnfsvncajsghdjtghg!

 

[Sir.Pete]

look at porn dude. or go downtown. or go float down a river in an inner tube.

 

[FNJ]

why is helen keller bad at driving?

shes a woman

 

[skier_dude_1831]

but a ps2, buy madden2007,get

start dominating!!

 

[fappy]

if that wu-tang is off anything other than 36 chambers it aint da dopest bitch

 

[TheButterHashira]

"me and my friends went floating down a river the other day. we were all drinking and after a while i realized that no one was getting up to piss. they were just pissing on themselves so after the agony of holding it in for about 2 hours i pissed. but everyone got mad at me cuz i was in a canoe."-ron white

 

[Edward.]

just go to a game store and buy a cheap old used gameboy game. that should keep you entertained for about 1 or 2 weeks

 

[bigwhite.steeze]

drive to the big ass HMV and listen and find new dope music

 

[martin.]

ok I got a joke

A little boy and a pedopile are walking throught the woods on a dark windy night. The litte boys says "Mister I'm scared"

The pedophile replies "Your Scared! I have to walk home alone!"

 

[Jhorski]

I got this one from my freedom Popsicle:

Why did the driver throw money on the road?

So she could stop on a dime!!!

 

[Glenjamin]

Non of ideas are cool enough for me. Im kinda lazy. I ran out of weed about 10 mins ago. Im so fucked.

 

[UNREAL]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

 

[Jhorski]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!... dude go see transformers asap

 

[chickenwang]

why dont i get that?

 

[ThaLetterM.]

i think the pedofile is going to rape/murder the little kid and leave him in the woods. damn those sexy little children

 

[Glenjamin]

Seen it twice nuc

 

[twix_182]

werd saw it the seond time tonight. just as dope as teh first time

 

[squibble]

go for a walk, its friday im sure youll find someone. call some friends and go gansta poaching

 

[Glenjamin]

no. i live in the worse part of van. I WISH IT WAS SKI SEASON ITS SO MUCH BETTER THAN SUMMER HOLLY NUTS. At least im heading up to whis on monday to shred glacier with some peeps.

 

[Mezmerize19]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1635229028840857603&q=broodwich&total=19&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0

 

[potato_man]

whats the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

you take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline

kinna dumb, but funny at 1st

 

[schism]

go to www.explosm.net

 

[followCam]

Whats the difference bewteen Bill Clinton and a screwdriver

A screwdriver screws and turns and Bill Clinton screws interns

 

[followCam]

another..... i can't remember if this is right though.

whats the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts

beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck

 

[ryano]

what is helen kellers dog named

ahaaahaghgghgg

 

[martin.]

^wow thats horrible

 

[SlickRick.]

how did hellen kellers parents punish her?

they rearranged the furniture

 

[Shorton]

wordd

 

[PeteyG]

haha

so many helen keller jokes the poor little retard

 

[mmmmm...Pie]

alternative punchline:

They left the plunger in the toilet.

...I'm going to hell.