Hmmm....how about a list of what YOU don't like in skiing

mistaT

Active member
1. Claiming pretzels

2. Any edit that has some stupid shot of a kid hiking a rail

3. Handrails that aren't tricked out

4. Long tees

5. Haters

6. ME!!!!!!!!!
 
1. If I could do a pretzel id claim the shit out of it

2. Nothing wrong with filler shots

3. Handrails are dope, tricked out or not

4. Long tees.... steezy on some people?

5. Your hating right now

6. YOU!!!!
 
Umm the only thing I dont like... is people who try to say there is something bad about skiing. Everything is good to someone.
 
-having everything skiing related forced down my throat by companies rather than catered to me/other kids

-pro skiers, reps, company owners etc all hating on newschoolers super hard (ALWAYS) then talking nice about it to the kids

-everyone i have met involved in skiing at a level higher than the skiers themselves are disturbingly two-faced with regards to, well, almost everything

I could go on for ages on problems with all skiings "industry" guys, but skiing itself?

skiing itself is awesome, kids trends tricks and fun alike. I dont have any problems with skiing, quite the opposite.
 
1. Knees

2. Testicles hitting rails

3. Bad snow years

4. How long it takes to snow

5. How fast the snow leaves.
 
I also hate the preseason "Invincible" feeling where you think you're going to learn all this new stuff then you get back and you're like "crap this is hard!".
 
i can't believe nobody has mentioned scrotum burn yet...ball sting, dick hurt, whatever. when the scrotum starts to burn. thats what i hate. and rain in the winter....
 
There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.

 
Helmet/Goggle gap.

Shin Bang

Emo skiers

No poles

Snowbladers

People who ski with they're goggles flying behind they're head attached to their helmet
 
Dark cloths,

Dark backgrounds

Fog

incompetent park staff

buried rails

ugly jumps

Gomers

Kids who only wear oakley even though it has sucked for the last few years

hatting on no poles

only signing up for slope style (as opposed to pipe)

marketing directors who don't care about skiers

mountains that only build nice stuff for photo shoots

mountains who build shitty stuff for photo shoots

broken ski presses,

the whole money thing

overpriced ski passes

surgury

non ossifying fibromas

people who think their boots are to small

volunteer ski patrol (for the most part)

customers who think they know more then you

global warming

pineapple expresses.

Now things I like:

bright clothing

sunshine

pretty backgrounds

well maintained parks

competent park staff

innovative park staff

skier friendly marketing directors

mountains that build nice stuff all year

park passes

cheap ski passes

poles and no poles

TBC

Theory-3

Pro patrol (for the most part)

controlled access BC

Bio diesel

customers that know they know less then you

people who are willing to spend as much as it takes to get their boots right

ON3P

Alpental

skiing for free

above, but specific to whistler

generous reps

modern advances in meds

Fresh snow

fresh courduroy

spring skiing

skiing in the rain

stable slopes over 45

secret stashes
 
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