Hipster Jokes Thread

[562056961108]

I'll start:

How did the Hipster remodel his basement?

He hired someone you've probably never heard of to work in the underground.

Post em, have lulz, ????, profit

 

[Mike-O]

Threads like these are too mainstream.

 

[Bateman]

i made this thread before it was cool.

 

[562056961108]

Why do hipsters only swim in tributaries?

They're not mainstream

 

[razors-chaz]

why did the hipster burn their tongue?

becuase they tried to drink their fair trade, organic, green tea before it was cool

 

[feihlination]

i got a really good joke that you guys prolly have never heard of

 

[Jane6]

so a hipster walks into a bar and says "this place sucks, its only full of hipsters".

 

[MFM]

ugh i had like the fifth view, too many views now this thread is lame.

 

[Drail]

have you heard the latest hipster joke?

YOU HAVEN'T?

 

[Spinoza]

I have a good one, but you guys won't get it

 

[theGreat_Guin]

kick a hipster down the stairs. look who's tumbling now.

 

[Clark_Griswold]

hahhahahahahhaha

 

[wreck.yoself]

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, will a hipster will buy the soundtrack?

 

[TheTristanator]

BUMP?

 

[EricaMN.]

not bad

 

[rareison]

I would say this really good joke I know, but none of you have probably heard it

 

[bayarea8]

I was hungry before it was a game

 

[rareison]

a hipster would be tumbling before you kicked him down the stairs

 

[captainslack]

 

[jibmeisterflex]

Inb4 this thread becomes mainstream

 

[Willard]

Gonna grab a seat right&#*!&&&$((@&! here

 

[Lansfield]

Damn all my hipster jokes have already been said. I liked skallex before he was mainstream /clammy

 

[Jane6]

 

[NinetyFour]

I lol'ed.

 

[Lucas]

Oh lawd

 

[BigBadWolf]