jack_weisman
Active member
Today I went into my local organic market with my mom to get lunch and i realized how fucking much I hate hippies. the only reason people look up to hippies (or at least think of them as equals) rather than look down upon them is because they do shit loads of drugs and they listen to semi-good music. but if one will look closely at the lifestyle of a hippie they would realize that this kind of person is a distinguishingly a lower form of human being for several distinct reasons. First why are their kids always so fucking dirty. the reason their hippies is because they feel regular food is bad for them and so they have to be healthy, but obviously being clean does not fall under the category of being healthy even though overwhelming evidence show that it does. just as a proof of point next time you see a hippie look for their kid and you will see that its hair is matted to its head with grease (organic oil, not hydrogenated, thank god) their is little stains of snot above its lower lip, and mud stains on its face clothe and all other possessions. Second "What makes them special". uh what the fuck makes them special over anyone else. i can understand why people with food allergies would want an organic place so they don't have reactions and shit but i cant see how organic food could add more than 3-4 years to your life if not less. regular places have organic food you don't need to fucking go build a place where hippies hang out, because if hippies hang out there then shits bound to get fucked up. Third. why are they always wearing dread locks. their fucking gross for the soul reason that instead of washing yourself you have to wash yourself in oil. also their is no white hippie out their with dread locks that looks good. Why can't they just fucking be normal. why are they always trying to make statements and shit why the fuck can’t they just shut the fuck up and go drop some acid. they all get involved in political affairs which they should overall stay the fuck out of because since they dropped out of high school in junior year they do not really know anything about politics and are therefore just embarrassing themselves further. also has anyone ever actually seen a hot hippies that’s not cover with dirt, hair, or any other form of material which should not be there. overall hippies had their time in the 70-80s but its time we move on. fuck hippies and their shitty lifestyle, jobs, cars, ideas, and everything else that makes them a hippie, except maybe the drugs.