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P-JO

P-JO

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Go to www.danecook.com and listen to the jukebox(it will pop up automatically), theres like 14 different skits. Dane is a funny man.

IM out like a blind kid in laser tag--- --- I'm out like a midget in a high jump competition
 
ya man,ive been there before,its fucken great and dane cook is fucken hilarious!

President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
that water gun thing must really suck

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Are you trying to be stupid?

If I am will it get me out of class earlier?

Long live SpongeBob SquarePants
 
whose seen 'terry tate, office linebacker'

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my teacher : don't smoke pot it makes you stupid

ME : shut up bitch

My teach : go to the office and don't talk to me that way

ME : fuck you im leaving

Teach : go to the office

ME : no, but im leaving

Teach : where do you think your going

ME : to smoke a blunt you flaming hippie fag.

that would be funny, the real exchange was not nearly as graphic. but the same ending.
 
whats water guns have to do with dane cook? dude you ruined my first thread.. im pissed

IM out like a blind kid in laser tag--- --- I'm out like a midget in a high jump competition
 
damn you yeti... damn you...

IM out like a blind kid in laser tag--- --- I'm out like a midget in a high jump competition
 
i remember always having water gun fights, they were awesome. did anyone have those bazooka type watewr guns, those were sweet as hell.

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God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!

 
what ever happened to supersoakers anyways?

You should belive everything you read on the internet, it's all true.
 
they still sell supersoakers at toy stores around here. and froggy didn't ruin your thread, you should feel privileged he posted in it. :)

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(deemed this by the Offical NS Pimp)
 
dane cooks comedy central presents is funny as hell. 'i wish i was an alien, you wouldnt fuck with that. theyre always wet and shit.' danes the man.

 
People were putting bleach in water guns in cambodia and blinding foo's so then they outlawed that shit

for real

 
c-lo you are one smart motherfucker

******* .::Jenny::. *******

'Herb the gift from the earth,

And what's from the earth is of the greatest worth.

So before you knock it try it first,

Oh, you'll see it's a blessing and not a curse.'
 
some guy in the US shot some kid and killed him cuz' he got sprayed with a super soaker. That was a long while ago.

You should belive everything you read on the internet, it's all true.
 
once i urinated in a water gun. oh wait, no i didn't. Its on my to do list

'dude, I'm wicked smart dude.'

Proud Member of the 802

'Stop crying to emo, listen to misfits and kill things.'
 
i think that they have like super soaker 6000 well maybe not but there getting pretty high

[D][O[M]

Me: Are you proud do you want a medal for that?

Diggla: Ya I think I deserve it.
 
super-soakers own all

-Ryan

'oh hes from canada we will give him a break on spelling'- dspin7x

'i is frum cehnehdeh tu, feck off.'- cj

' guys are far from evil. We're like little bunnies'-itsbackfliptime
 
^ i know! wow thats cool that you think that too.... but yeah they have some sweet ones.. like with storage tanks in the form of backpacks and how there are like different settings and the quick loading kinds

-Ryan

'oh hes from canada we will give him a break on spelling'- dspin7x

'i is frum cehnehdeh tu, feck off.'- cj

' guys are far from evil. We're like little bunnies'-itsbackfliptime
 
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