Hilarious highschool/college stories....

Foxy_Grandpa

Foxy_Grandpa

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weather you're in high school, or graduated, everyone has

ridiculously funny stories from high school/college.i'll tell one of

mine.

i go to an all guys school, yeah its really lame, but

we can say pretty much whatever we want to the teachers and do whatever

we want (within reason) during class so its not that bad.

anyways,

every year there's a pep-rally to get everyone amped for the football

game and whatever. well when the school was really old, all the upper

class men filed into the gym first, then the freshman would walk in

last and every one would boo. well the old tradition was when the

freshman walked through, the upper class men would throw batteries,

spare change, whatever they could find. this tradition was put to an

end for obvious reasons. but we decided to bring it back.

last

year, i was a sophomore and everyone was feeling pretty cool because we

weren't freshman anymore. someone sent a sophomore-wide e-mail

instructing to bring tampons to school and that if we all did it,

theres no way we would get singled out. suprisingly everyone fallowed

through with the plan,

ladies and gentlemen, i must tell you, it was BEAUTIFUL.

oh

no, it wasnt two or three tampons, it was a phenomenal wave of

billowing from all sides of the gym raining upon the unsuspecting

freshman.

immature, yes

histarical, quite

i saw tampons, change, double a's, nine volts, and even the huge ass D batteries.

i

was in the middle of emptying the pocket full of nickels, tampons and

batteries when my friend turned around with this crazed look on his

face. he held up a bag of squished peaches and BOMBED IT.i couldn't

quite see where it landed because of all the chaos, but i'm sure theres

a kid walking the halls saying "what asshole throws peaches."

well.

the chaos ended and everyone calmed down while the principal told us

how embarrassed and ashamed of us he was and blah blah blah. later we

found out that moms, female teachers, and even teenaged girls coming to

watch the rally ended up crying. i didnt really feel bad because, well,

it was amazingly funny and my friends and i still refer to that day as

one of the best in our high school career.

there's my story, WHATS YOURS!!!!!!!
 
HAHAHAHA
i actually laughed out loud....great story!
Peaches? seriously
can't think of my own right now, but i'll see what i can come up with
 
good times

i didn't know this kinda shit happened lol people always just talked about it but when you witness it your like holy shit it really does happen

prolly the funniest day ever when that thing happened I was there btw lol
 
hahah thats classic. i have a few lunch stories, not really that funny.... we would get a little cup of ketchup, and put it in the middle of the table. then we weould put a few dollar bills on top of it and someone would cover it up with their hands, but making sure you could see parts of the dollar. then we got a few shmucks to "play a game with us" first one to slap the dollar when the person moved his hands away, would keep th money, sorta like slap jack. theyd get pumped, and smack the shit out of it and the ketchup would get all over them. it is histerical to watch.
 
when i was a sophmore we had a gas leak in our sicence wing so they put all the lasses into the cafe, during lunch. and shit went down there was a massive food fight like 3k of kids throwing lunch , people fluipped table to hide behind half our cafe is like 4 ft higher, so this was the place to be it was the "higher ground" so needed in a battle there was the usual lunch like pizza and chicken nuggetts butt some chick got knocked out from a naglene and some one else got hit by a glass snapple bottle it was crazxy it is still told 2 years later as a legend
 
My senior year all the seniors ran out of class at the same, went to the parking lot and we all drove away. Kind of weird, but whatever.
 
i dont have any really good high school stories but a good middle school story. This one group of kids really hated this one kid. So for a couple of weeks they would stake out his locker and they finally found out his combo from watching him so much. They came into school early with a huge heap of dog shit and put it in the middle of his books and just smashed it around his whole locker. The kid still gets shit for it and its been 4 years.
 
Today in culinary the one openly homosexual kid said and i quote

"I have alot of experience with tea bags" and it was when every one was quiet and were weaer all eating around a big table, every one almost choked on thier food laughing even the teachers that were eating with us. It was glorious
 
there is this kid who has some disorder that made his body stop growing at like age 8.

we play this game with him where one of my friends say:

Hey Sean, do you smoke stems?" and he Replies "I aint nobodies bitch."

hah.
 
lol.... well i have lots of good stories...

this ones from grade 2: my friend brought in a REAL grenade for show and tell of course it was dead but it still had the pull pin and everything... it got confiscated.

this year just recently for a french project the same kid: you were supposed to draw a picture of yourself wearing clothes and then name em in french. so he puts his face on hitlers body doing the hitler sign and hands it in she tells him to go to the office.

do you guys know that story about those 3 guys all sleeping in a bed and both guys on the outside of the bed say they got hand and the guy in the middle said he went skiing in his dreams (poling) we told our teacher that and then i was like to my friend.. nahh im sure she was fine with it you've got tons of hands on experience dont you? she got kind of mad.

 
Whenever we have rallies we all buy a pack of tortillas, and when the lights turn off, all the seniors throw them from the stands to the court. When the light comes back on, there are about 500 tortillas on the ground all of a sudden. The admin hates that.

Oh also theres this little asian kid that crowdsurfs at every rally, its a tradition, and it pisses off the admin. That's all I got.
 
My school was on CNN a couple of years ago because of a senior prank. We kinda live out in the middle of nowhere, but at the same time it's a weird ass school district. Half of it is farmers and hicks, the other half is on this huge lake that is 7 miles wide. Each house on there is like $$$ some houses are like $5-10 million. So it's a weird mix of kids. Anyways, for a senior prank a bunch of seniors drove around the roads and picked up all the roadkill they could find. Once that was done they filled our parking lot with roadkill and then parked tractors all around. It was considered so inhumane or something that our little school was on CNN for the prank haha.

Another time we had like 10 kids leave the lunch room and stage a huge fight. You could hear them yelling and screaming and shit, it was all fake though. All the administration ran out of the lunch room to stop it, and some kids snuck up behind the administration and locked the doors behind them so they couldn't get in and a bigass food fight ensued.

On my last day of high school we all decided to have a big campout on the football field but kept it quiet from the administration. Eventually we got a ton of people out there partying and radio stations were calling and talking to us and shit. Next morning at about 6:00 am when our principal showed up to school he saw a sea of tents on the practice field haha. He takes his jeep and just starts driving around all of the tents with his brights on and holding down his horn for like 5 minutes. It was a pretty rude awakening.

Hmm ya, that's about all I got for now.
 
umm. in french class we were in a group and she told us to put together a list of things you dont like your parents doing, and one of them when daddy hits mommy, and handed it in. THe french teacher flipped shit.

in grade seven we went on a trip to the museum, and basically went wild, and we were kicked out and the school is never allowed back to the museum, and half the grade sevens got suspended. it was really funny.
 
Some guys at my school got to school a little earlier then the other once, with theyr bags full of ducktape. This day the whole school were getting new lockers, and these guys put the ducktape around all the lockers, and the administration spent 2 weeks getting it all of! a few doors and some freshmen got taped too=P
 
this kid planted a pot plant in the library, it got about a foot tall before he pulled it because he was worried someone would notice.
 
That kind of happened my freshman year, with a bunch of seniors just running down the halls with duct tape, taping freshman and sophmores. Of course I dipped around that shit, but it was funny.
 
Nothing big but this one time at our physics class this drunk dude came in with his drunk girlfriend and they just sat down and drank beer there for like 5 minutes before the teacher noticed anything. It was hilarious when the teacher noticed the two drunks sitting there with a 24-pack of beer onthe table
 
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