Highschool freshmen of ns

Advice for Freshman: On the first day of school, walk up to the biggest guy on the football team and punch him in the face. Assert your dominance over the upperclassmen.

Also talk about weed. A lot. Talk about how much you smoke.

Interrupt the teacher frequently to make jokes. It doesn't matter if no one laughs at them.
 
13714409:JAHpow said:
You'll be learning about 9/11 as an event that happened before you were born. Wow, I feel old.

Fuck that. Youre not old because that would mean im old
 
Man I just laughed my ass off. All great advice.

Make sure to "hotbox" the bathroom with Vapes. Trust, all the cool kids do it.
 
13714246:THEDIRTYBUBBLE said:
Advice for Freshman: On the first day of school, walk up to the biggest guy on the football team and punch him in the face. Assert your dominance over the upperclassmen.

Also talk about weed. A lot. Talk about how much you smoke.

Interrupt the teacher frequently to make jokes. It doesn't matter if no one laughs at them.

I cannot stress this enough.
 
Its super sick when i see all the freshmen in their massive squads taking up the whole hallway and not letting anyone pass. Thats some true friendship right there.
 
13715794:ben_collins said:
Actually some girls do like that now and that's fucked up

that's what this male chauvinist-dominated society wants you to think, shitlord CIS-Gendered White Male Misogynist pig
 
im a freshy

trust me this cool kid vaping told me to get this got girls lining up for me know get your hand on one if you can

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Only wear obnoxious Nike shirts to show that you're athletic and wear basketball shorts even when its -10 in the winter
 
Be sure to bring every book, binder, pen, pencil, ruler and fucking protractor in your backpack at all times. If you own it, make sure it's in there and you have it with you. You never know!

#freshbagsyndrome
 
On a serious note freshman year isnt scary at all. It has actually been my favorite year of High School our of my 3 years so far. The football players may look intimidating but once you become an upperclassmen, you will realize they don't want anything to do with you and will actually be embarrassed to horass you. Enjoy HS while its easy because I had maybe 20 minutes of homework a night. Now I have an hour a night of just AP Chem. Also learn good habits, especially procrastinating and sleep. I can't stress this enough.
 
13717467:Sam_Califf said:
damn, im a sophmore now and i wish i woulda seen this shit last year. woulda smashed all the babes by now.

Freshman, sophomore... same thing. You can still follow this advice
 
Fuck all of your teachers, and then you wont have to do any school work because you can just threaten to snitch if they dont give you an A. Then fuck all of the standardized test proctors, so you can get perfect SAT and ACT scores.
 
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